PlastikLuvAffair said:

People are sooo crazy! A bat once flew into this bar I was at. The poor girl sitting next to me (whom I had just met that night) practically crawled on my lap she was so scared it was gonna fly near us or something. The dishwasher and our hot waiter chased it out the door with brooms and all was normal again.

Ughhh, how yucky.

at this thread


nobody ever did the magnifying glass thing with bugs etc?

You were all softies as kids.

Back in my day we used to slice open dogs with a butchers knife and pull out their entrails. We would then wear those entrails like a neck tie.

We also used to shove are hands up possums aresholes and used them as glove puppets. It was hilarious I tell ya.

Really

bkw said:

Anyone ever give Alkaseltzer to a sea gull? I never witnessed it, but apparently it makes it explode because sea gulls can't burp.

I was a horrible child too. My bro and I used to go around killing various insects with fly swatters. We'd assign a certain number of points to each type of insect- the more deadly, the more points.

I used to take all of the legs off of a Daddy-long-legs.

I used to be the fire scourge of earwigs beneath our porch.

My dad is the worst though. When he was a kid, he would catch frogs and either (a) put firecrackers up their butt and light them or (b) put a straw up its butt and inflate the frog.

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Moonbeam said:

WTF?

Like on Shrek?

The next FBI serial killer investigation shall commence here, to be sure!

NegaTIVity said:

Once I caught fireflies in a jar and they got loose under the couch

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[This message was edited Tue Jan 7 21:28:56 PST 2003 by rdhull]

NegaTIVity said:

Well NupwrSoul better run n hide with his sick ass shit he did...vendetta shit against all bugs

PlastikLuvAffair said:

Heh sounds like a plan at the next Celly bbq

NegaTIVity said:

It will be in the next FBI profile.

i.e

-- Male in his 30's
-- Above average intelligence
-- Loner
-- Abused as a child or overbearing parents
-- Regular poster on Prince.org

bkw said:

Yes

rdhull said:

LMAO

rdhull said:

What a dork I am..everyone talking about devious bug shit and I say "once I caught fireflies in a jar"

bkw said:

you forgot

-- mean to bugs in youth

I wasn't the sick one but my 2 older brothers where monsters to the insects and cats in our neighborhood.
I won't say much about what they did to cats except alot of it had to do with seeing how long they could hold there breath.

Then one 4th of July one of them caught a frog and they shoved firecrackers in it (can't remember which orifice though) lite the fuse and tossed it in the air. I remember I took off running but didn't get far enough away. Neither did my parents so you know both my bros couldn't sit for awhile.

The youngest of the 2 is severily allergic to bees and one day he had a can drink sitting outside and when he took a drink what do you think was inside? He almost died from the reaction he had and when he recovered he set out to our neighbor's house (a beekeeper) ans torched 3 of his 10 hives before he was caught.

The worst I've done involves snails. I hate snails. They are so gross. The worse is when you step outside with no shoes on and step right on one. I have a bad habit of pouring salt on them but not for torture but just to get rid of em.
Of course I think almost everyone has squashed a bug so that isn't to bad.

Luv 2 U all.

rdhull said:

Really tho, that's some princefams.com type a sheeeit

Ya gotta step up witya game RD... roll with the big boys. Here, hold this stick over the bbq grill fire while I go round us up some ants.

NuPwrSoul said:

You big FAM you rd.

NuPwrSoul said:

Hey I was mean to bugs! I did the magnifying thing to some of them!

NuPwrSoul said:

WARNING TO ALL INSECTS! Stay clear of Chanhassen, Minnesota during the entire month of June! A crusade of purple monsters is planning to unite there in a massacre of all things insect.

Won't it be great?

bkw said:

I was mean to bugs! I was! I was!...(but after I did like Morris did, leaning on the wall in distress after he told Prince "hows the family").

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[This message was edited Tue Jan 7 21:44:26 PST 2003 by rdhull]

rdhull said:

:O Rdhull has feelings,Rdhull has feelings,everybody join in

Moonbeam said:

Moonbeam said:

LOL

4LOVE said:

No I dont! I do not! I dont I dont!

rdhull said:

Oh i'm sorry did i hurt your...FEELINGS?

4LOVE said:

I got moded ...

One should question a world where maiming and torturing defenseless insects and animals takes precedence over taking
a baseball bat and driving NIN thru
it to use on the deserving...