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A Guy Sticks His Head Into A Barber Shop And asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"  | |
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Lol I think I get it | |
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lord help me ....please. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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Let's just hope he picked the right barber's girl to mess with...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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that was mildly amusing. | |
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Nice.....and probably based in reality.  | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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  'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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Eye laughed out loud. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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happy friday funkie 
where were u last week  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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That was hilarious. Thank you. | |
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Good one Funkhoney! Hope you had a HAPPY FRIDAY!! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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good one! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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