Found in my email box,

25 Ways To Know That You're Grown.....

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn' t apply to you and can 't find one to save your sorry old butt.

babynoz said:

Shit, I don't qualify for about 7 of those

Imago said:

That's because you, like me, are a bona fide slut ho and would have sex anywhere.

PunkMistress said:

wait. By 'anywhere' are you talking about on your body? Or location of the a fore mentioned occurrence?

Imago said:

I mean you don't give a fuck if it's mayo or yogurt, you're gonna tear that tortellini up.

PunkMistress said:

!!!

so wrong.

16. You take naps.

lol

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

especially my neck

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator

This reminds me of my spa day...They were playing that new age kinda stuff they play in spas and I asked my massuse (sp) "doesnt this music irrate you all day?"
She said, "no,not really.. at least they dont play george michael all day." I was like (Hes my second fav artist!) I didnt say a word..

tinaz said:

I've heard Little Red Corvette in an elevator

ScarletScandal said:

Shit, I guess I'm not grown at all. NONE of those apply to me.

Except for the old people telling the sex jokes around me, this list pretty much has me pegged

Ottensen said:

Yeah, my wildest aunt was nice enough force me into that club, when she met my last girlfriend.

Ottensen said:

meow85 said:

Well, duh.

ThreadBare said:

omagoodness

meow85 said:

Girl, I just got back from your beer-tini thread and was going to say you needed to have a look at this

Ottensen said:

Um, yeah. Exactly.

PunkMistress said:

Oh whatever.

You'd do the same, and you know it.

Ottensen said:

C'mon, let's look at the options. Put the beer in whatever's closest and clean, or let it spill all over the kitchen floor. It's a no brainer, really.

meow85 said:

Well, duh.

When you spend more time, WILLINGLY, in home depot or Lowes than you do at record shops.


OMG, I fucking love the appliance center at Lowes.

Imago said:

The paint and light fixtures aisles.

ThreadBare said:

oh dude, you just reminded that entire section is like Christmas year round. Shit is FANTASTIC.

PunkMistress said:

Cute !

Ottensen said:

Me too...I put on the damn Weather Channel when I go to sleep, LOL!