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Friday Joke Thread.... see um, funkpill asked me to start a joke thread since he can't do it... so, here it is... 
How to Get the Police to Respond Really Quickly Did you hear about the guy who called the police because he saw some people stealing things out of the shed in his back yard? The police asked him if they were in his house and he said, "No." Then the police said that all units were busy and he should lock his doors. They would send someone as soon as they could. The guy hung up, waited 30 seconds and called back. "I just called you about the people stealing things out of my shed. Well, don't worry about it, I shot them." In less than five minutes, police cars screeched into his driveway, sirens blaring, and caught the thieves red-handed. "I thought you said you shot them," said the officer. "Thought you said no one was available," he replied. | |
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Nice one 
No offence to Michael Jackson coz I love him but I find this one cute. Little boy goes to Mom and says, "Mom is God a man or a woman?" Very proud of her son's deep questions she tells him that God is both. so the boy asks, "Mom, is God gay or straight" so Mom answers, "well dear he's both" so the boy asks "Mom is God black or white?" Mom starts getting a bit annoyed now and says, "my dear he is Both!!" Little boy pipes up, ah... "Mom, is Michael Jackson God?" "Free URself, B the best that U can B, 3rd Apartment from the Sun, nothing left to fear" Prince Rogers Nelson - Forever in my Life - | |
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Why didn't the lesbian wear makeup while dieting? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderator3 men walk into a bar....
ud think the third one would have learned after the first 2.. courtesy of my 10yo seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" [Edited 9/12/09 0:54am] Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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EmeraldSkies said: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
oh no!  | |
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..  ...THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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funkpill said:
thank you,thank you Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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ZombieKitten said: EmeraldSkies said: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
oh no! Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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how do you spot a blind man at a nude beach???
it ain't hard!?!?! |
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A Irish man walks past a bar.....thats the joke | |
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...and why couldn't funkpill do it??? THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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nyse said: A Irish man walks past a bar.....thats the joke
 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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I missed this last Friday!
 To everyone on the thread. Thanks for the laughs!I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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