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PrintablePeople with small teeth. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Lammastide said: * The words "slacks," "satchel," "slim," "moist," "tender" or "spittle," and the phrase "love making." We are the same person I think.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SCNDLS said:  Lammy, you'd love it here if I showed you around. 
First, we'd pack up a satchel full o' slacks and hit the road like Thelma and Louise. Then, I'd take you to the fair where you'd see all kinds of pretty, yet conservative, cowboys rockin' they stand-alone 'staches and mullets. And we'd eat up a mess o' fried foods but we'd skip the fried butter cuz I wanna make sure you stay slim. Then we'd high-tail it to Zippers where all the cute boys dance on boxes and will show you their willies for a dolla. And even tho they ain't REALLY into  some of 'em still get me moist. At the end of the evening, if you're lucky, you might get the cute lil, pocket-sized Mexican skripper to climb up on ya and for some sweet and tender lovemaking. 
Now, I ask thee: What's not to love about Texas??? 
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And the worst of all..... Omukade I'm terrified of those bastards. 
You don't know which end is the head until it bites you! "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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Stressed and depressiv people...
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meow85 said: chocolate1 said: - when a woman lines her lips dark and fills them in with a lighter color (looks like she's been sucking on a dirty bottle!)
- pencil-thin eyebrows at strange angles  
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There's a cashier at the ShopRite near my house who wears them like that- but a little thinner. She has a weird shocked expression all the time. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Obsessiv and hypocondriac people...
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> detesto que façam de mim parvo.... acho que percebes-te ( segunda 7 do 7...ahahah!)  
> pede ao rapaz para ficar no meio de vocês, o rapaz que toca viola...ahhh! o teu amigo E.D.(  ).
> só conheço uma pessoa que pode fazer isto: C.L.a eterna vingadora [Edited 9/14/09 2:22am] | |
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peacenlovealways said: july said:  I'm just saying that's one of my fears...and that picture is very GROSS!!! Bleh!!  I know. People cook these on purpose. | |
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gay men hitting on me...creeps me the fuck out | |
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nyse said: gay men hitting on me...creeps me the fuck out
hey sexy, grrrrr. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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nyse said: gay men hitting on me...creeps me the fuck out
What for? It's no different than a woman you're not attracted to hitting on you. Your profile says you're 24 years old. I'm also 24, but let me be the first to tell you you've got a hell of a lot of growing up to do. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Opportunistic and self-righteous people... ..... | |
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Men with long fingernails ..
dirty thick yellow fingernails, crap under fingernails.. wax in peoples ears eye poop when people spit and act like me walking thru your spit is ok... ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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tinaz said: Men with long fingernails ..
dirty thick yellow fingernails, crap under fingernails.. wax in peoples ears eye poop when people spit and act like me walking thru your spit is ok... damn...all those are...bleh!  unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- ---This new term REALLY annoys me. Middle aged women who refuse to grow old gracefully and they look just as silly chasing guys in their 20's as old men do chasing 20 something girls A mess | |
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joseph8 said: Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- ---This new term REALLY annoys me. Middle aged women who refuse to grow old gracefully and they look just as silly chasing guys in their 20's as old men do chasing 20 something girls A mess | |
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meow85 said: nyse said: gay men hitting on me...creeps me the fuck out
What for? It's no different than a woman you're not attracted to hitting on you. Your profile says you're 24 years old. I'm also 24, but let me be the first to tell you you've got a hell of a lot of growing up to do. 1st...it's not the same because gay men are a lot more aggresive when it comes to hitting on me...I had a man actualy grab my package. and he thought that was alright caus he thought I was Bi- it felt like sexual harrasment 2 me... 2nd - I appreciate the gesture but I'm not gay so of course I would feel strange 3rd - the only thing that needs 2 grow up about me...is my bank account. I don't need any one telling me a damn thing unless I ask 4th - I have no problem with my gay brothers and sisters..I love them...I just get creeped out by getting hit on by a males, thats all... but thanks for the quote reply...much love and grace my freind | |
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Ferrets 
They're fur coat wearin snakes. | |
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joseph8 said: Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- ---This new term REALLY annoys me. Middle aged women who refuse to grow old gracefully and they look just as silly chasing guys in their 20's as old men do chasing 20 something girls A mess The double standard is what gives me the creeps, personally. It's always been more or less acceptable for middle aged men to hit on young women... "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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nyse said: meow85 said: What for? It's no different than a woman you're not attracted to hitting on you. Your profile says you're 24 years old. I'm also 24, but let me be the first to tell you you've got a hell of a lot of growing up to do. 1st...it's not the same because gay men are a lot more aggresive when it comes to hitting on me...I had a man actualy grab my package. and he thought that was alright caus he thought I was Bi- it felt like sexual harrasment 2 me... 2nd - I appreciate the gesture but I'm not gay so of course I would feel strange 3rd - the only thing that needs 2 grow up about me...is my bank account. I don't need any one telling me a damn thing unless I ask 4th - I have no problem with my gay brothers and sisters..I love them...I just get creeped out by getting hit on by a males, thats all... but thanks for the quote reply...much love and grace my freind You just reiterated my point: You have a lot of growing up to do. Being hit on by a man if you're not attracted to men is no different than being hit on by a woman you're not attracted to. That guy grabbing you was inappropriate, I'll agree. But it's unreasonable to get creeped out by the very concept. Take it for the compliment it is, say no thanks politely, and move on. How do you think women handle getting hit on by men they aren't attracted to? How do you think women handle being grabbed and groped when they don't want it? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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nyse said: meow85 said: What for? It's no different than a woman you're not attracted to hitting on you. Your profile says you're 24 years old. I'm also 24, but let me be the first to tell you you've got a hell of a lot of growing up to do. 1st...it's not the same because gay men are a lot more aggresive when it comes to hitting on me...I had a man actualy grab my package. and he thought that was alright caus he thought I was Bi- it felt like sexual harrasment 2 me... 2nd - I appreciate the gesture but I'm not gay so of course I would feel strange 3rd - the only thing that needs 2 grow up about me...is my bank account. I don't need any one telling me a damn thing unless I ask 4th - I have no problem with my gay brothers and sisters..I love them...I just get creeped out by getting hit on by a males, thats all... but thanks for the quote reply...much love and grace my freind No one should grab you like that, ever. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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you miguel, you.  
 
no, really, i seriously know i need to move, cause one of my neighbors has a pt cruiser that looks like that van and i swear it looks like a meat wagon or something. scdls.....smh...off that chain dammit!!! ... you already know...
..these bitches are crazy for real...and i love it. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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meow85 said: nyse said: 1st...it's not the same because gay men are a lot more aggresive when it comes to hitting on me...I had a man actualy grab my package. and he thought that was alright caus he thought I was Bi- it felt like sexual harrasment 2 me... 2nd - I appreciate the gesture but I'm not gay so of course I would feel strange 3rd - the only thing that needs 2 grow up about me...is my bank account. I don't need any one telling me a damn thing unless I ask 4th - I have no problem with my gay brothers and sisters..I love them...I just get creeped out by getting hit on by a males, thats all... but thanks for the quote reply...much love and grace my freind You just reiterated my point: You have a lot of growing up to do. Being hit on by a man if you're not attracted to men is no different than being hit on by a woman you're not attracted to. That guy grabbing you was inappropriate, I'll agree. But it's unreasonable to get creeped out by the very concept. Take it for the compliment it is, say no thanks politely, and move on. How do you think women handle getting hit on by men they aren't attracted to? How do you think women handle being grabbed and groped when they don't want it? I don't think woman should stand for it...not for a second. it a horrible feeling. I had gay men say 2 me "your cute"...That don't bother me... It's the physical aspect of it. don't come up and try2 hug on me, or kiss on me. woman just do not get there mack on like that. so I can realy feel for woman 2 Aries in a argument = No winner....we can go on for ever....lol. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: No one should grab you like that, ever. so tru... | |
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johnart said: Ferrets
They're fur coat wearin snakes. Ooh, that reminds me. Birds give me the creeps. Especially pigeons. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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jone70 said: johnart said: Ferrets
They're fur coat wearin snakes. Ooh, that reminds me. Birds give me the creeps. Especially pigeons. I'm ok to be near a bird if it's in a cage only. I don't want no parrot or big clawed/beaked wing creature in any sort of contact with me. | |
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helicopters flying low above me.
The noise is so unsettling to me. Almost feels like some Armageddon type shit. | |
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nyse said: meow85 said: You just reiterated my point: You have a lot of growing up to do. Being hit on by a man if you're not attracted to men is no different than being hit on by a woman you're not attracted to. That guy grabbing you was inappropriate, I'll agree. But it's unreasonable to get creeped out by the very concept. Take it for the compliment it is, say no thanks politely, and move on. How do you think women handle getting hit on by men they aren't attracted to? How do you think women handle being grabbed and groped when they don't want it? I don't think woman should stand for it...not for a second. it a horrible feeling. I had gay men say 2 me "your cute"...That don't bother me... It's the physical aspect of it. don't come up and try2 hug on me, or kiss on me. woman just do not get there mack on like that. so I can realy feel for woman 2 Aries in a argument = No winner....we can go on for ever....lol. As a gay man, I take no offense to what you've said. I can understand why you might be weirded out by a guy coming onto you. It's not exactly something we condition boys and men to encounter as "standard." BUT... Where in the heck do you hang out that gay men just freely make passes at you, maybe hug and kiss you, and grab your junk!?! Those are advanced maneuvers! Do you frequent bathhouses or something?!?Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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