This makes an amazing amount of sense!!!! Is this the reason why when I look in the fridge the Pie is gone? Donna Summer's cousin took it?

And what might even make more of your hypothesis....I did see her cousin on a bicycle the other day and it DID have spokes....but one was missing. Is this a visual metaphor for "cake", or at least a slice thereof?

ah, but is it a missing spoke or one bigger piece of cake? could be an allusion to the oligarchical tendencies of our modern society. Donna Summer's cousin may be an avowed Antoinettian - cake for all, but the biggest piece for me?

wait! Are you suggesting that hidden in the song lyrics is a secret call for a group of older people to gather together into an oligarchical tribunal in order to send Donna Summer's cousin to the guillotine? Or just to take away her bicycle?