I likke IKEA ..it´s a good place. I like to stalk unsuspecting females there. Single chikkss so loneyly they so desprate and need it SO BAD. and I hug them. I talk to them. In th e aisles. in the kitchen department . I like IKEA coffee. I like to drink coffee with them. I tell em freek shitt. They nasty. I m nasty.I go to the bed department.I ask thoseIKEA dudes what beds are really sexproof.IKEA beds are crazy looud whenyou do what you do.I like it ruff. IKEA makes good hot dogs.I invite the ladies. We eat hot dogs. Then we stroll thru the aisles. I like IKEA . I go there every week. I cant stand the celibate lifestyle. SO Imma puff some weed and hit on them. Randomly. I like IKea. I like the Coffee. I like Swedish shitt. like them meatballs . And chocolate ..Mraabou. Makes the females horny. Chocolate is good for you. I like IKEA.

RudyIsBackForGood said:

you scuur me.

BklynBabe said:

wha? whhuts wrong witchu ? cant a brother have some afterwork fun ? mafuggin shifts are killing me. Id like to smoke sumfin witchu. dont you likke choclate.?just cuz im single dont mean i cant get nnone.IKEAS the place to go . At least you get to see them first.i aint like some craiglist shitt. I like the coffee there.the females like it too. I like IKEA. They got hotdoggs.We eat hotdogs.Its SWedish.gotta be good. its not like you can tell that im high as a kite when i go there. I like IKEA.

thing is I got the munchies cuz of the weed.so i gotta have some MArabnou and hotdoggs N coffee. I like IKEA.

They also make VOlVOS and Saab,right?Its alll good as far as I m concerned.


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This really doesn't bother me. I've never been to IKEA save for the one time I had a free breakfast there. I dunno. I guess I shy away from it because everybody keeps making a big deal about it. I would not have noticed had it not been for this thread here. People are crybabies. The font changed, not the furniture.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

They good quality wise...theyre products are tested and really good butt some of that shitt is just cheap cheap cheap. not allof it though.what bothers me is that EVERY livingroom kinda look the same these days,all over the world.

I reall likke to just stroll there . buy some plants and shitt. and chocolate and hotdoggs. I like their coffee . I like IKEA. I watch the couples there . butt most of all I like to follow the females there. They single,they desprate. they need advice. My place looks kinda ghetto butt its all good cuz I know how to talk. I know what they want. What they DESIRE ....deep INSIDE. and the best and fastest way into a ladies heart..is eating. food paves the way into a females heart. So I take em to the IKEA restaurant where we enjoy the menu.


And I tell them how to decorate their place.

I hit on women randomly ....at IKea ....cuz that swhere you can get em ...while they hott. and lonely and desprate..i sneak up on them and chances are they ll be happy ...i make them happy....they so lonly.otherwise they wouldnt be shopping there ALONE..so they starved and hungry for some affection ...some luvin,.some thing nasty too...and i askem...what ? your doing here.? such a pretty lady like you ?

you know they likke company.

I drink cooffee with them ,.and askem if they like hotdogs or a burger..aint nutting sexier then eating together.
Ikea is my place whenever I feel likek relaxing unwinding and meeting new peeps..especially femlaes who
kinda lonely ...
better then craigslist for sure.

I heard some graphics guys having an actual discussion about it a few days ago

Guys, I'm really being serious here. Please don't let this thread get past 50 posts. It doesn't deserve it.

I mean it.

I just want to add that Garamond looks like ass in italics.

Imago said:

so what is it then? 42? 37? I was thinking 62. but but that would be mostly jokes and some posts about cheese cake.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

novabrkr said:

and all expats have somewhere to spend their money when they feel homesick!