CalhounSq said:

hang on... till he bleeds?...
[This message was edited Sun Jan 26 8:28:21 PST 2003 by Therapy]

Therapy said:

Therapy, I wanna get a newspaper.

DOLPHINA said:

Hmmm... cryptic...

Therapy, you make my beef jerky... 8)

Oh bloody hell. I read all through this topic, digging all the smut talk and it gets to the end, my turn and I get a bloody bloke.

Okay, Wellbeyond. We've got Boob round, which end do you want first? I'll let you choose as you bought the beer. What you doing? No, get off me you idiot. We're supposed to be doing her! Stop it!

Taxi!

I wish to bloody your bloke!

daned said:

Sounds like fun to me!

Oooo, Xenon... (puts napkin round neck, gets knife and fork out)

Well, I'm gonna have some outside action with you... I want to give you head against a police station wall... and then have you in a nightclub toilet cubicle... cos I'm classy, that's why

wellbeyond said:

WOW!!

Therapy, I'll fork you out and tie you to the hood of my
car. Then I'll rub paté all over your body and double
between your thighs and let all the neighbourhood dogs
come and lick you clean.

I'll tape all of this and post it on the internet and
afterwards we can watch it on the projector screen as
I bang you so hard your liver will conceive.

As for Xenon, well, don't even get me started cuz I might
be here all week.

Fancy a fisting, IstenSzek? You'll be the receiver.

Haystack said:

It all depends on wether you can braid the hair on your nuckles yes or no...

Do you hold the promise of being a bit of a rough ride?

IstenSzek said:

Take as long as you want.

Ahhh, so glad I get the chance to return your acts of gentle love making, heh, heh, heh...

Well IstenSzek, I'll take you to a party and slip a little something in your drink so as I can take advantage of you... then, I'll blindfold you and invite some special people in the room.

You'll never forget that hand job from the local bin man/public toilet cleaner... or that old lady with crustations in her publics riding your face. I'll make doubly sure u don't, cos I'll video it and post it on the internet as my revenge

xenon said:

I might just wanna take you up on that offer next time I
visit the UK.

Untill that time I'll just have to make do with a 10x10
square ft copy of your avatar plastered onto my bedroom
ceiling.

Therapy said:

Where do I sign up?

IstenSzek said:

right here...

:SIGH:

How can I comment on a conversation between two sex starving beasts?

I'll return when someone worthy of my dirty words is on top of me...

Therapy said:

:O OMG I'm glad I went to bed when I did last night cuz
this shit would have got way out of hand.

Anyway, I'll read the contract Therapy and if I'm ok
with the smallprint I'll get back to you.

gooeythehamster said:

Fucking thanx!!