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allright kids... Have you ever farted at your desk at work and...... Blamed it on some random cat walking by your area? yes i've done it.....
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When I fart at work my dogs know it's me.  | |
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johnart said: When I fart at work my dogs know it's me.
Of course our people don't fart quietly  | |
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Mine are the "silent bombs" 
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it 
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know .....  ok too much TMI there  
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moderatorluv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there This might be my favorite thing that you have ever posted. | |
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luv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there Lmao fuckin classic | |
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johnart said: luv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there This might be my favorite thing that you have ever posted. Really?? omg - put it in your siggy
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IAintTheOne said: johnart said: When I fart at work my dogs know it's me.
Of course our people don't fart quietly No, our people think our asses are trumpets and shit. (shitty trumpets) I'm actually a very shy farter. | |
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IAintTheOne said: luv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there Lmao fuckin classic Thank you 
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luv4u said: IAintTheOne said: Lmao fuckin classic Thank you See?! | |
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johnart said: IAintTheOne said: Of course our people don't fart quietly No, our people think our asses are trumpets and shit. (shitty trumpets) I'm actually a very shy farter. Hey I never said my ass was Miles Davis but shit I can hit a B flat every now and again. | |
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IAintTheOne said: johnart said: No, our people think our asses are trumpets and shit. (shitty trumpets) I'm actually a very shy farter. Hey I never said my ass was Miles Davis but shit I can hit a B flat every now and again. Miles. | |
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johnart said: IAintTheOne said: Hey I never said my ass was Miles Davis but shit I can hit a B flat every now and again. Miles. shit If I could blow take 5 out my ass i'd be a rich bastid | |
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IAintTheOne said: johnart said: No, our people think our asses are trumpets and shit. (shitty trumpets) I'm actually a very shy farter. Hey I never said my ass was Miles Davis but shit I can hit a B flat every now and again. I can make tritones!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: IAintTheOne said: Hey I never said my ass was Miles Davis but shit I can hit a B flat every now and again. I can make tritones! | |
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How often do you guys let it rip? unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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luv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there OMG. Right click save for future embarrassment. | |
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hokie said: luv4u said: Mine are the "silent bombs"
I just leave the area so people can get that wiff of it
But when I squeeze my butt cheeks together I can make the fart noise as it's well you know ..... ok too much TMI there OMG. Right click save for future embarrassment.
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luv4u said: hokie said: OMG. Right click save for future embarrassment.  | |
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Doing it in an empty quiet house,the acoustics
are great when you blow that french horn. Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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peacenlovealways said: How often do you guys let it rip?
Funkpill had what i thought was the sig of the year last month. His sig read a fart is a prelude to a turd,be prepared.
For the record i just ripped one. On a day where i've had milk and cereal or ice cream man i'll fucking rip 10 hard ones during the course of a day. Don't laugh at my funk
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last week I farted in a vendors voice mail because she never answered the damn phone To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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phunkdaddy said: peacenlovealways said: How often do you guys let it rip?
Funkpill had what i thought was the sig of the year last month. His sig read a fart is a prelude to a turd,be prepared.
For the record i just ripped one. On a day where i've had milk and cereal or ice cream man i'll fucking rip 10 hard ones during the course of a day. Oh man the dairy fart. those are fucking dangerous for me.... Ay Dios | |
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i have never farted at work. i've never thought to fart at work and i've never been afraid i might fart at work. this is the kind of work environment where you could shove a box of rocks up my butt and i'd shoot out a diamond necklace for you, so that probably has something to do with it. | |
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Cuddles said: last week I farted in a vendors voice mail because she never answered the damn phone
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I once walked in on my sister and her friend lying on the floor with their legs up against the wall
they told me it made their farts so much louder!!!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: I once walked in on my sister and her friend lying on the floor with their legs up against the wall
they told me it made their farts so much louder!!!! | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: I once walked in on my sister and her friend lying on the floor with their legs up against the wall
they told me it made their farts so much louder!!!! sheer genius!!! | |
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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