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After 15 years we learned something last night that we never even knew about each other before.
He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning   I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.
I can't believe it!!!!  | |
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ask for a divorce!
That's nassstttaaaaay | |
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That's like the guy who found out that his wife only bathes once every third or fourth day....he was ready for a divorce too.
But then it was pointed out to him that he couldn't tell (smell) that she was bathing so irregularly, so what's the point??? Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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ZombieKitten said: that we never even knew about each other before.
He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.
I can't believe it!!!! What???!!!!! Why not?!  | |
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Revolution said: That's like the guy who found out that his wife only bathes once every third or fourth day....he was ready for a divorce too.
But then it was pointed out to him that he couldn't tell (smell) that she was bathing so irregularly, so what's the point??? she probably topped and tailed like I do  both of us only shower every couple of days  | |
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thats not a good habit 2 get into...but it's not like he is some serial killer.
do U think ur reading 2 much into this zombieK | |
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ZombieKitten said: Revolution said: That's like the guy who found out that his wife only bathes once every third or fourth day....he was ready for a divorce too.
But then it was pointed out to him that he couldn't tell (smell) that she was bathing so irregularly, so what's the point??? she probably topped and tailed like I do both of us only shower every couple of days Is this the same thing as a 'whore bath'?  | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: that we never even knew about each other before.
He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.
I can't believe it!!!! What???!!!!! Why not?! he never even knew that need to agitate the bacteria more than once in a 24 hours period, and since I never knew he didn't know that, I never told him!  | |
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nyse said: thats not a good habit 2 get into...but it's not like he is some serial killer.
do U think ur reading 2 much into this zombieK
I never said divorce, that was DAN! | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: she probably topped and tailed like I do both of us only shower every couple of days Is this the same thing as a 'whore bath'? I don't know, flannel bath? | |
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ZombieKitten said: hokie said: Is this the same thing as a 'whore bath'? I don't know, flannel bath? OK, so what is topped and tailed? You wash up and downstairs? | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: I don't know, flannel bath? OK, so what is topped and tailed? You wash up and downstairs? yes | |
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ZombieKitten said: hokie said: OK, so what is topped and tailed? You wash up and downstairs? yes Gotcha. Same thing as the 'whore bath'. | |
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what's going on in this thread?
i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie. | |
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ZombieKitten said: nyse said: thats not a good habit 2 get into...but it's not like he is some serial killer.
do U think ur reading 2 much into this zombieK
I never said divorce, that was DAN! i know it's not a pleasant surprise... but now U can try 2 break him out of that bad habit. And save him from any future gum and teeth problems. so It's a good thing that U found out... | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: what's going on in this thread?
i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie. Funky as in cool? Or funky as in 'funky'? You sure do have a way with words... | |
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nyse said: ZombieKitten said:
I never said divorce, that was DAN! i know it's not a pleasant surprise... but now U can try 2 break him out of that bad habit. And save him from any future gum and teeth problems. so It's a good thing that U found out... I couldn't care less, he is always flossing and stuff and our dentist says he has really good teeth | |
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hokie said: sinisterpentatonic said: what's going on in this thread?
i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie. Funky as in cool? Or funky as in 'funky'? You sure do have a way with words... he means stinky 
anyway, this thread isn't really about the hygiene, it's about the SURPRISE!!!! How could I never have noticed that | |
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ZombieKitten said: hokie said: Funky as in cool? Or funky as in 'funky'? You sure do have a way with words... he means stinky
anyway, this thread isn't really about the hygiene, it's about the SURPRISE!!!! How could I never have noticed that I don't know! Are you usually in the bathroom at the same time? | |
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caus you probably was not intentionaly looking 4 that...
there gots to be a bunch of things in your charicteristics that he is un-aware of... [Edited 8/31/09 18:11pm] | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: he means stinky
anyway, this thread isn't really about the hygiene, it's about the SURPRISE!!!! How could I never have noticed that I don't know! Are you usually in the bathroom at the same time?never, our bathroom is too small! Once I get kids to school is when I get to spend my time in there. He leaves for work an hour before that. | |
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nyse said: caus you probably was not intentionaly looking 4 that...
there gots to be a bunch of things in your charicteristics that he is un-aware of... totally, he doesn't have the first clue about me  | |
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ZombieKitten said: hokie said: I don't know! Are you usually in the bathroom at the same time?never, our bathroom is too small! Once I get kids to school is when I get to spend my time in there. He leaves for work an hour before that. So that's why you never noticed! | |
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hokie said: ZombieKitten said: never, our bathroom is too small! Once I get kids to school is when I get to spend my time in there. He leaves for work an hour before that. So that's why you never noticed! duh
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How did u two get on this subject to find out? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ZombieKitten said: that we never even knew about each other before.
He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.
I can't believe it!!!!  
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moderatorThreadCula said: How did u two get on this subject to find out?
he told me he hadn't brushed his teeth for 36 hours by mistake, not since the night before the previous night, and I said but what about this morning? then he stared at me like I was an idiot and said "I never brush my teeth in the morning! Do you?" and I stared back at him and said "OMG I can't believe it! I ALWAYS do, without fail!" | |
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as long as he brushes his teeth daily, it's all good!
some folk don't...  | |
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ZombieKitten said: ThreadCula said: How did u two get on this subject to find out?
he told me he hadn't brushed his teeth for 36 hours by mistake, not since the night before the previous night, and I said but what about this morning? then he stared at me like I was an idiot and said "I never brush my teeth in the morning! Do you?" and I stared back at him and said "OMG I can't believe it! I ALWAYS do, without fail!" This is too funny!unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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Seriously, I can smell stale nostrils and all else. I could never even allow "surprise" to cccur in that reguard.
But that does not mean, I am never surprised. | |
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