I'm not looking for advice, because the problem/s is being dealt with.

I just want to break things right now. Preferably her face. But, seeing as that course of action is wholly counterproductive, can I get some hugs or something?

Roommate stuff can really suck sometimes. I had the devil live with me the last year of college.

hokie said:

I wouldn't put this one in devil category quite yet. Maybe the devil's little sister or something.


The other roomies pretty well agree with me as to what the problem with her is, so at least I know I'm not alone and imagining things.

Thanks for the

Oh man! I know the feeling

Lemme know if you need me to come to Canada and crack some skulls for ya

You are awesome for keeping your cool!
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I've been through that, it's not fun

Thanks everyone. Dealing with this person over the summer has added so much more stress than necessary to an admittedly already not-so-great situation. (landlord issues) I have to admit that even I'm a bit surprised I've been able to hold it together until this morning. Must mean I'm finally turning into a grownup or some shit.

to each of you.

I think I counted 12 different people that I've lived with the odds were high that at least 2 were psychotic.

Have you read this book? It's awesome!



I feel you

I will NEVER live with other people again!

Right now I live with family....so irritating!!

I had a roommate once who was screwing in the house, and threw the condom in his trash and the dogs found it and dragged it all around the house. Fucking nasty!!!

Fart in her pillow. It's the right thing to do.

JuliePurplehead said:

Sewing prawns into her curtain hems would always be wise

lol...as I type about my irritating family, the kid is in his room throwing and tantrum and crying all loud that his head hurts. So I just had a little talk with him about throwing tantrums and making his own headache worse when he could have politely knocked on my door and asked for the damn children's ibuprofen that he KNOWS I have for him. What a wuss!! (he's 8)

I just gave him a heaping shot of ibuprofen AND benadryl! He should sleep real good...

Pure drama child!

For your roommate
For you:

BklynBabe said:

My middle one who is 7 is exactly the same he is ALWAYS the victim in every situation - he can't seem to grasp that he can, with his own actions, direct the consequences!

ZombieKitten said:

You evil woman.

pee in her shoes and ask how high the water level is.

ZombieKitten said:

LOL what is with that attitude? I swear this "woe is me" shit is just silly.

Like he just thought "let me whine at the top of my lungs until auntie comes out to see what my problem is"

I'm like "lil dude, what is the deal. do you think I have children's ibuprofen for myself?" He's like "no" "Then ask NICELY for it and your problem could be solved"

I think the best part is not 10 minutes earlier he was asking to play....knowing it was bedtime.

BklynBabe said:

"ask nicely!" if only I got a dollar for every time I said that!

the best part of dealing with kids is teaching them to ask nicely for stuff

....and then saying "no"

BklynBabe said:

if you aren't already a parent, you will surely be an excellent one!

PEEIN' @ preferably her face.

But of course you can get some hugs.

Fart in her mouth while she's sleeping.

PunkMistress said:

What if she's into that?

johnart said:

Then don't. That will teach her a lesson

Note to self: definitely never rooming with anyone again, especially if they have peeing and farting issues.....

teabag anyone?


also good is expanding on the asshand trick seen in "Mallrats" but you do her car doors and her doorknob and her drawer handles and so forth...











no, seriously

BklynBabe said:

I've had that condom thing happen so many times it doesn't even phase me anymore.


Normally I LOVE living with other people. I've had a lot of roommates over the years, and this is honestly the first real problem person I've had to deal with. Some of the things she does -unfuckingbelievable.

ZombieKitten said:

I'll tell the truth....I honestly considered putting wet dog food in her boots.


So glad now I thought better of it.

Thank you so much everyone. It's even to get digital hugs when you're in a bad mood.