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Birds & The Bees Okay... so how did you learn about s-e-x?? Were you sat down by your parents? Given a text book and left to read it? Taught in class? One of your mates spilled the beans? You walked in on your parents? Tell us. . [Edited 9/3/09 14:49pm] | |
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My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh? MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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In my case, I was sooooo naive and immature growing up. Painfully so. I could NEVER have sat down with my mother and talked about that - and she'd have been just as mortified. She's probably stll relieved that we never had that chat.
I remember finding a box of sanitary towels in the bathroom and asking her what they were. She was ironing at the time and spent about half an hour going into all these technical terms about 'menstruation' and whatever. I'm sure what she said was 100% accurate - but I was so young, I had NO idea what she was on about. And I'm sure she knew it. I just kept playing my Atari , whilst she tried not to burn a hole in a shirt with nerves. Another flashback: all the boys being sent out of class to play football - NO exceptions (I sometimes got away with it ) - whilst a nurse turned up and had a private chat with all the girls. (We must've been around ten at the time). All the boys were, like, . After school, we were all asking them what happened and they refused to speak - all except for Caroline Evans, the biggest tomboy in class. She was chased down a lane and forced over her leaflets. (She saw the funny side, though ). ...finding a stray condom that had been thrown over the school wall and every other boy seeming to know what it was other than me. Michael telling me it was a 'willy warmer' and me believing him... ...having to go home and have my parents co-sign the consent form to sex ed classes in secondary school. Leaving it until the VERY last moment as I dreaded it. Remembering my father having to be convinced to sign it by my mother, fearing they'd teach me all about 'bloody gays and lesbians'. Dick. ...doing my biology exam, just after our sex ed classes, and drawing a woman's pubic hair as a triangle - the WRONG way round. ... So, yeah, I was pretty naive and found out things along the way. No sit-down chats, no books - just school lessons and embarrassing real-life experiences. | |
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Anxiety said: cinemax after dark
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh?
Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? | |
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onenitealone said: Anxiety said: cinemax after dark
i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. | |
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Anxiety said: onenitealone said: i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? | |
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onenitealone said: Anxiety said: i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? nests full of honey and hives full of feathers. | |
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh?
Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? You know me to well!!!! I've slowed down a wee-bit. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Anxiety said: onenitealone said: You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? nests full of honey and hives full of feathers. | |
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Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: onenitealone said: Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? You know me to well!!!! I've slowed down a wee-bit. I hope you mean slowed down recently, not since then!?! | |
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JDInteractive said: Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along.
JD! How do I put this politely...? I'm sure you didn't take long to find out these things. Handsome chap that you are. | |
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onenitealone said: JDInteractive said: Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along.
JD! How do I put this politely...? I'm sure you didn't take long to find out these things. Handsome chap that you are. You'd be surprised, I was very, very shy at school. This girl called Jenna said she wanted to meet me at the swings after school to give me a blow job. I was nervous as I didn't know what she meant! P.S. It didn't happen. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You know me to well!!!! I've slowed down a wee-bit. I hope you mean slowed down recently, not since then!?! Yeah, recently.....I'm so virginal. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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You Sexy Motherfucker video I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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JDInteractive said: You'd be surprised, I was very, very shy at school. This girl called Jenna said she wanted to meet me at the swings after school to give me a blow job. I was nervous as I didn't know what she meant! P.S. It didn't happen.
W.T.F.?? I love the post-script. | |
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rushing07 said: You Sexy Motherfucker video
Oh lawd!! I wonder how many people had their sex education via Princey?? | |
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rushing07 said: You Sexy Motherfucker video
you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car? | |
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Anxiety said: rushing07 said: You Sexy Motherfucker video
you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car? and high heels I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Anxiety said: you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car? and high heels thekthy | |
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I discovered my brother's college sex education book and read that. The great thing bout that was that it was just knowledge with no right/wrong/bad/good morality attachment. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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A combination of
Catholic school 'Family Life' class , and Cinemax as a child If you will, so will I | |
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don't remember that far back , but it might have been basic instinct life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me...
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what is Cinemax?
I learned from hardcore porn mags well before the age of 8 or 9 | |
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ZombieKitten said: what is Cinemax?
I learned from hardcore porn mags well before the age of 8 or 9 A movie network for cable television (like HBO). When my family first got cable in the mid-90's the channel would always play softcore porn at night. It was nicknamed Skinemax . [Edited 9/3/09 21:48pm] If you will, so will I | |
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Both parents... it wasn't just A talk is was an ongoing conversation about sexuality/responsibility from pre=teens, to teens, to when I went off to university. They were honest, straight forward, and postive..... | |
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I was about 3 or 4 years and asked my mom. She's a nurse, so she wasn't awkward about explaining it the way some parents can be. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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When I was about 4, I told my parents I thought a male friend was "cute." They went NUTS!! And I'd never again talk to them about anything sexual/romantic/etc. (Well, not until I came out to my mom 20 years later. She apparently had forgotten the "cute" comment. ) Instead, when I was about 8, a teenage friend, a sort of "big brother" of mine and quite the ladykiller, decided I was old enough that I should know it all -- relevant anatomy, field jargon, mechanics, even courtship techniques.
Over the next few years, I would sneak and read my older sister's sex ed textbooks and her copy of Our Bodies Ourselves. Eventually, I came to appreciate just how fortunate I was to have my friend from years earlier. In most ways, my sexual ethics were probably a lot more conservative than his, but from a clinical standpoint, everything he told me turned out to be accurate and appropriate. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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