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Thread started 09/03/09 2:49pm

onenitealone

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Birds & The Bees

snowflake

Okay... so how did you learn about s-e-x??


Were you sat down by your parents?

Given a text book and left to read it?

Taught in class?

One of your mates spilled the beans?

You walked in on your parents?



Tell us. razz


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Reply #1 posted 09/03/09 2:52pm

Anxiety

cinemax after dark lol
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Reply #2 posted 09/03/09 2:52pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh?
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #3 posted 09/03/09 3:04pm

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In my case, I was sooooo naive and immature growing up. Painfully so. redface I could NEVER have sat down with my mother and talked about that disbelief - and she'd have been just as mortified. lol She's probably stll relieved that we never had that chat.


I remember finding a box of sanitary towels in the bathroom and asking her what they were. She was ironing at the time giggle and spent about half an hour going into all these technical terms about 'menstruation' and whatever. I'm sure what she said was 100% accurate - but I was so young, I had NO idea what she was on about. And I'm sure she knew it. lol I just kept playing my Atari , whilst she tried not to burn a hole in a shirt with nerves. falloff


Another flashback: all the boys being sent out of class to play football - NO exceptions (I sometimes got away with it giggle) - whilst a nurse turned up and had a private chat with all the girls. (We must've been around ten at the time). All the boys were, like, confuse. After school, we were all asking them what happened and they refused to speak hmph! - all except for Caroline Evans, the biggest tomboy in class. lol She was chased down a lane and forced over her leaflets. redface giggle (She saw the funny side, though boxed).


...finding a stray condom that had been thrown over the school wall and every other boy seeming to know what it was other than me. Michael telling me it was a 'willy warmer' and me believing him...


...having to go home and have my parents co-sign the consent form to sex ed classes in secondary school. Leaving it until the VERY last moment as I dreaded it. disbelief Remembering my father having to be convinced to sign it by my mother, fearing they'd teach me all about 'bloody gays and lesbians'. Dick. disbelief doh! lol


...doing my biology exam, just after our sex ed classes, and drawing a woman's pubic hair as a triangle - the WRONG way round. redface...


So, yeah, I was pretty naive and found out things along the way. No sit-down chats, no books - just school lessons and embarrassing real-life experiences. falloff
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Reply #4 posted 09/03/09 3:08pm

onenitealone

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Anxiety said:

cinemax after dark lol


lol
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Reply #5 posted 09/03/09 3:08pm

onenitealone

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh?


Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? lol hug
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Reply #6 posted 09/03/09 3:22pm

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onenitealone said:

Anxiety said:

cinemax after dark lol


lol


i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. redface
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Reply #7 posted 09/03/09 3:31pm

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Anxiety said:

onenitealone said:



lol


i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. redface


comfort

You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? sad
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Reply #8 posted 09/03/09 3:32pm

Anxiety

onenitealone said:

Anxiety said:



i wish they had a gay cinemax after dark when i was growing up, because i had to learn at least half the gay birds and bees through trial and error. redface


comfort

You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? sad


nests full of honey and hives full of feathers. boxed
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Reply #9 posted 09/03/09 3:36pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

onenitealone said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

My parents NEVER told me about sex. I guess I learned it from other kids. I was active even as a little kid. I know that some people believe that when kids are already active at a super young age, they were usually molested or something. I wasn't. I was just a horny little kid. Strange huh?


Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? lol hug




spit


You know me to well!!!!

I've slowed down a wee-bit.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #10 posted 09/03/09 3:36pm

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Anxiety said:

onenitealone said:



comfort

You left a trail of broken nests/hives, Anx?? sad


nests full of honey and hives full of feathers. boxed


falloff clapping
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Reply #11 posted 09/03/09 3:36pm

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Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along.
There's Joy In Expatriation.
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Reply #12 posted 09/03/09 3:40pm

onenitealone

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

onenitealone said:



Horny then, horny now... nothing's changed eh, Miguel?? lol hug




spit


You know me to well!!!!

I've slowed down a wee-bit.



I hope you mean slowed down recently, not since then!?! eek lol
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Reply #13 posted 09/03/09 3:44pm

onenitealone

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JDInteractive said:

Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along.


JD! hug

How do I put this politely...? giggle I'm sure you didn't take long to find out these things. Handsome chap that you are. geek
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Reply #14 posted 09/03/09 3:46pm

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onenitealone said:

JDInteractive said:

Erm, my folks never discussed it with me as far as I remember. I just picked up things as I went along.


JD! hug

How do I put this politely...? giggle I'm sure you didn't take long to find out these things. Handsome chap that you are. geek


You'd be surprised, I was very, very shy at school. This girl called Jenna said she wanted to meet me at the swings after school to give me a blow job. I was nervous as I didn't know what she meant! P.S. It didn't happen.
There's Joy In Expatriation.
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Reply #15 posted 09/03/09 3:46pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

onenitealone said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





spit


You know me to well!!!!

I've slowed down a wee-bit.



I hope you mean slowed down recently, not since then!?! eek lol



lol Yeah, recently.....I'm so virginal.
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Reply #16 posted 09/03/09 3:55pm

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You Sexy Motherfucker video
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #17 posted 09/03/09 3:55pm

onenitealone

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JDInteractive said:

You'd be surprised, I was very, very shy at school. This girl called Jenna said she wanted to meet me at the swings after school to give me a blow job. I was nervous as I didn't know what she meant! P.S. It didn't happen.


W.T.F.?? dead lol

I love the post-script. lol hug
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Reply #18 posted 09/03/09 3:58pm

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rushing07 said:

You Sexy Motherfucker video


Oh lawd!! eek lol

I wonder how many people had their sex education via Princey?? giggle
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Reply #19 posted 09/03/09 4:08pm

Anxiety

rushing07 said:

You Sexy Motherfucker video


you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car?
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Reply #20 posted 09/03/09 4:11pm

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Anxiety said:

rushing07 said:

You Sexy Motherfucker video


you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car?


and high heels
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #21 posted 09/03/09 4:12pm

Anxiety

rushing07 said:

Anxiety said:



you do it wearing an aunt esther mask and a bucket on your head, while your hired rappers rhyme lamely in front of a sports car?


and high heels


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Reply #22 posted 09/03/09 4:54pm

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I discovered my brother's college sex education book and read that. The great thing bout that was that it was just knowledge with no right/wrong/bad/good morality attachment.
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #23 posted 09/03/09 5:50pm

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A combination of

Catholic school 'Family Life' class innocent , and Cinemax whip as a child
If you will, so will I
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Reply #24 posted 09/03/09 6:40pm

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don't remember that far back dunce, but it might have been basic instinct jerkoff hmmm
life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me...

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Reply #25 posted 09/03/09 9:25pm

ZombieKitten

what is Cinemax? confuse

I learned from hardcore porn mags well before the age of 8 or 9
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Reply #26 posted 09/03/09 9:45pm

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ZombieKitten said:

what is Cinemax? confuse

I learned from hardcore porn mags well before the age of 8 or 9



A movie network for cable television (like HBO). When my family first got cable in the mid-90's the channel would always play softcore porn at night. It was nicknamed Skinemax

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Reply #27 posted 09/03/09 10:44pm

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Both parents... it wasn't just A talk is was an ongoing conversation about sexuality/responsibility from pre=teens, to teens, to when I went off to university. They were honest, straight forward, and postive.....
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Reply #28 posted 09/03/09 11:00pm

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I was about 3 or 4 years and asked my mom. She's a nurse, so she wasn't awkward about explaining it the way some parents can be.
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #29 posted 09/03/09 11:32pm

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When I was about 4, I told my parents I thought a male friend was "cute." They went NUTS!! shake And I'd never again talk to them about anything sexual/romantic/etc. (Well, not until I came out to my mom 20 years later. She apparently had forgotten the "cute" comment. shrug) Instead, when I was about 8, a teenage friend, a sort of "big brother" of mine and quite the ladykiller, decided I was old enough that I should know it all -- relevant anatomy, field jargon, mechanics, even courtship techniques.

Over the next few years, I would sneak and read my older sister's sex ed textbooks and her copy of Our Bodies Ourselves. Eventually, I came to appreciate just how fortunate I was to have my friend from years earlier. In most ways, my sexual ethics were probably a lot more conservative than his, but from a clinical standpoint, everything he told me turned out to be accurate and appropriate.
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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