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Printablemeow85 said: ZombieKitten said: Sewing prawns into her curtain hems would always be wise  I'll tell the truth....I honestly considered putting wet dog food in her boots. 
So glad now I thought better of it.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: meow85 said: I'll tell the truth....I honestly considered putting wet dog food in her boots.
So glad now I thought better of it. Well, it wouldn't have helped things any. I would've been satisfied as fuck to do it though. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
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Mach said: Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
hugs for you Missy til you SPILL
There are two dogs at the house, mine and hers. She has, for some reason known only to her and the Powers That Be, taken it into her head that it's perfectly acceptable to just let her dog shit and piss in the basement (where the laundry gets hung up on days too wet to dry them outside, we don't have a dryer) and leave it there for weeks on end without picking it up! 
It got to the point where we've been putting our boots on to go downstairs. We tried talking to her about it several times, even left cleaning supplies in her room, but nothing got done. I finally bit the bullet and cleaned out the area last week because the nastiness was too much to bear. She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was. 
She doesn't do a whole lot of other cleaning either, never buys groceries (or volunteers to make the trip to the food bank when there's no money) and she's an early sleeper. The problem with that? Half the time she sleeps on the couch, rendering the living room inaccesable for everyone else. 
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now?  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said:[quote] Mach said: Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was.
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now? I had that kind of telephone problem myself many years ago. My solution was to cancel that phone line and got a line for my own. as reliable she was before. i hope for you she will keep promises  | |
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Been there, done that, bought the mf'in t-shirt.  I'm glad you managed to get this sorted. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I think I counted 12 different people that I've lived with
 the odds were high that at least 2 were psychotic.
Have you read this book? It's awesome! 
I feel you OMG - the fact you've recommended it, I may have to get this.
It sounds a bit like this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/L...269&sr=1-1 'I Lick My Cheese and Other Notes: from the Frontline of Flatsharing'.
I *really* need to learn how to post pictures.  | |
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LeCram said:[quote] meow85 said: Mach said: Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was.
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now? I had that kind of telephone problem myself many years ago. My solution was to cancel that phone line and got a line for my own. as reliable she was before. i hope for you she will keep promises That wouldn't work in our situation because there's 4 of us and the internet connects through the phone line. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: Mach said: Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
hugs for you Missy til you SPILL
There are two dogs at the house, mine and hers. She has, for some reason known only to her and the Powers That Be, taken it into her head that it's perfectly acceptable to just let her dog shit and piss in the basement (where the laundry gets hung up on days too wet to dry them outside, we don't have a dryer) and leave it there for weeks on end without picking it up!
It got to the point where we've been putting our boots on to go downstairs. We tried talking to her about it several times, even left cleaning supplies in her room, but nothing got done. I finally bit the bullet and cleaned out the area last week because the nastiness was too much to bear. She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was.
She doesn't do a whole lot of other cleaning either, never buys groceries (or volunteers to make the trip to the food bank when there's no money) and she's an early sleeper. The problem with that? Half the time she sleeps on the couch, rendering the living room inaccesable for everyone else.
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now? Indeed 
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I am so glad that the problem roommate leaves today!  | |
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I'm glad she's leaving, sounds like she sucked.
For future reference, I would have soaked up the urine with paper towels, picked up the shit with said paper towels and politely put them in her bed. Since it sounds like she used the couch as her bed, then maybe in her clothes. Some people.  | |
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meow85 said: Mach said: Oh JUST SPILL IT ~ WTF does she do or not do that's bothering you
hugs for you Missy til you SPILL
There are two dogs at the house, mine and hers. She has, for some reason known only to her and the Powers That Be, taken it into her head that it's perfectly acceptable to just let her dog shit and piss in the basement (where the laundry gets hung up on days too wet to dry them outside, we don't have a dryer) and leave it there for weeks on end without picking it up!
It got to the point where we've been putting our boots on to go downstairs. We tried talking to her about it several times, even left cleaning supplies in her room, but nothing got done. I finally bit the bullet and cleaned out the area last week because the nastiness was too much to bear. She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was.
She doesn't do a whole lot of other cleaning either, never buys groceries (or volunteers to make the trip to the food bank when there's no money) and she's an early sleeper. The problem with that? Half the time she sleeps on the couch, rendering the living room inaccesable for everyone else.
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now? NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorZombieKitten said: JuliePurplehead said: Fart in her pillow. It's the right thing to do.
Sewing prawns into her curtain hems would always be wise ! yes!"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Mars23 said: meow85 said:
There are two dogs at the house, mine and hers. She has, for some reason known only to her and the Powers That Be, taken it into her head that it's perfectly acceptable to just let her dog shit and piss in the basement (where the laundry gets hung up on days too wet to dry them outside, we don't have a dryer) and leave it there for weeks on end without picking it up!
It got to the point where we've been putting our boots on to go downstairs. We tried talking to her about it several times, even left cleaning supplies in her room, but nothing got done. I finally bit the bullet and cleaned out the area last week because the nastiness was too much to bear. She uses the phone to make long distance calls and never offers extra than her share for the phone bill. In fact, every month there's been some bullshit from her about how she shouldn't even have to pay the full amount she owes. It got as bad as trying to accuse us of ripping her off because she claimed she never saw the bill, and obviously it wasn't as high as we said it was.
She doesn't do a whole lot of other cleaning either, never buys groceries (or volunteers to make the trip to the food bank when there's no money) and she's an early sleeper. The problem with that? Half the time she sleeps on the couch, rendering the living room inaccesable for everyone else.
BUT! It has been dealt with. She's moving out today, and we've sorted out a way to cover her share of rent and bills until we find somebody new. Can I have my hug now? NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said: I think I counted 12 different people that I've lived with
the odds were high that at least 2 were psychotic.
Have you read this book? It's awesome!
I feel you OMG - the fact you've recommended it, I may have to get this.
It sounds a bit like this: 
'I Lick My Cheese and Other Notes: from the Frontline of Flatsharing'.
I *really* need to learn how to post pictures.
we used to have an exercise book next to our telephone for messages, which became a series of initially terse notes to each other, culminating in pure hatred complete with drawings by visiting friends and when one housemate went missing, phone numbers from various police departments etc. | |
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ZombieKitten said:
we used to have an exercise book next to our telephone for messages, which became a series of initially terse notes to each other, culminating in pure hatred complete with drawings by visiting friends and when one housemate went missing, phone numbers from various police departments etc.Thank you!! :doffs-hat: 
OMG - I'd love to read that. Household notes are just so... intense. So simple, but so, so annoying. | |
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said:
we used to have an exercise book next to our telephone for messages, which became a series of initially terse notes to each other, culminating in pure hatred complete with drawings by visiting friends and when one housemate went missing, phone numbers from various police departments etc.Thank you!! :doffs-hat:
OMG - I'd love to read that. Household notes are just so... intense. So simple, but so, so annoying.one exchange in our book was: "jason, the doc called, your piss sample results are ready!" "fucking mind your own business!" "sorry!" | |
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ZombieKitten said: onenitealone said: Thank you!! :doffs-hat:
OMG - I'd love to read that. Household notes are just so... intense. So simple, but so, so annoying.one exchange in our book was: "jason, the doc called, your piss sample results are ready!" "fucking mind your own business!" "sorry!" 
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onenitealone said: ZombieKitten said: one exchange in our book was: "jason, the doc called, your piss sample results are ready!" "fucking mind your own business!" "sorry!"
ZK. I think I should get it published! 
you could collaborate! | |
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Next roommate I have will have exchanged vows with me before God and humanity. It's the only way I plan on sharing space with anyone ever again. | |
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I had the same room mate from 98 to 2006. She was like fucking family. We had issues, but dammit she was my best fricking friend. My mom gets a christmas gift every year and hers gets me one.
I had one two years before her that would hide bills....like they would just magically disappear. Then stole another roomate's checkbook. She was lucky that check book stealing she did wasn't the identity theft it is today. I miss my awesome roommate. I live with a boy now, it's different. | |
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u wanna no what i would have done with that dog shit,picked it up and put it in her pillow case,so when she goes to lay her head down to get a good nights sleep,there would be a big surprise waiting for her.!!!!!  | |
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gyro34 said: I am so glad that the problem roommate leaves today!
I am too! The rest of us -keep in mind this includes her sister -went out to a movie tonight to celebrate!  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Mars23 said: Eddie Murphy  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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ZombieKitten said: onenitealone said: Thank you!! :doffs-hat:
OMG - I'd love to read that. Household notes are just so... intense. So simple, but so, so annoying.one exchange in our book was: "jason, the doc called, your piss sample results are ready!" "fucking mind your own business!" "sorry!" "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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