Many times the few words in your cable guide are far better than the actual program. For example:

Krull: A Prince needs a razor tipped boomerang to free his beloved from the fortress of the Beast.

Krull!!!

I had a minor obsession with this movie when I was 8 years old.
Saw it again when I was 15 and ....erm... changed my mind.

Imago said:

Oh what... Like you don't love that cyclops dude and that part at the end where they climb that big ass tower and there's all that spidery lookin' shit all over the place...

RenHoek said:

I also went to see Red Sonyia (which for some reason reminds me of Krull and Conan ) instead of going to see Under the Cherry Moon in the same theater! (I'm a bad Prince fan )

I remember reading one for Water World that cracked me up. I wish I could remember it, but they made it sound like Oscar material.

The Pest: A small time Miami con artist dons disguises to evade kilted mobsters and a sociopathic hunter.

Disappointingly, "The Naked Traveler 3: Exotic Pearls" has no description.

Imago said:

I think you did just fine... besides, why torture yourself? You would've sat that unable to make any maaad gifs out of anything and no one would've understood the shit you were yelling at the screen...

now, was UTCM dubbed?? That might have been 'larious!!!

I recall reading one for some version of Dracula: "It's hard to keep a good man down."