Why?

1. Because it would be hot
2. Because I'm a giant Trek-lovin', slash-lovin' dork
3. Because I am not alone in this nerdy state.
4. Because the world needs more Spirk.
5. Because plenty of people are starting to question if they aren't already knocking boots.



Yeah, I made a thread reiterating my signature. Deal with it.
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thank you but I'll pass





I might reconsider if you switch this into a threesome with her

meow85 said:

so you don't like Kock?






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I thought this thread was gonna be about these two:

I'm a SPIRK fan. I totally want to watch!!!!

Dancelot said:

Saldana doesn't do a thing for me, actually. Don't get me wrong, she's not unattractive, she's just very to me.


Of course, in some freaky alternate universe where Trek contained sex scenes, I can see an in character 3way happening.

Dancelot said:

That just calls to mind Andy Dick at the Roast of Shatner. No thanks.

Ace said:

How do you know they haven't?

Dayclear said:

It's very mean of you to give them false hope.

Dayclear said:

I make no assumptions, my dear. I was merely referring to the act happening in some public way. A sex tape would be jolly.

I would make NewSpok's pointy-ass ears curl if given the chance.

Y'all can have NewKirk.

johnart said:

But I wanted Spock...

meow85 said:

We'll alternate. He's got the cash to travel back and forth.

Dancelot said:

Girl u know i,i,i
Girl u know i,i,i
Girl u know i,i,i

johnart said:

I'll get him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, you'll get him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, and we'll alternate custody of the hot Vulcan Sundays.





Kirk can come too. It is his Vulcan we're divvying up, after all.

Note hand around the waist.





Damn it, Jim. Just do him already. I'm a doctor, I don't have time for this shit.

meow85 said:

Yup. They're bangin'

Will pay to watch!

meow85 said:

Chris Pine is a far better actor than William Shatner too


I was soooo relieved at how much I enjoyed that movie.

connorhawke said:

I am willing to put my next month's rent up to see that happen.


I'm serious.

Imago said:

The Shat's bizarre syntax is sort of endearing on him. Anyone else doing it would deserve a swift kick in the ass though, so I am beyond glad Chris Pine knew better than to try it. Normal speech patterns are the way to go.

Imago said:

Same. I went in thinking it would suck but really enjoyed it. The eye candy helped I think.

meow85 said:

I'm just glad Pine did an underwear scene with a green woman

connorhawke said:

You're cute. I'd like to see you dressed as spock, but with the butt cutout like Prince at the VMAs.


Live long and prosper.

Imago said:

That is an horrific mental image!!!

Thanks re "cute" comment though.

Imago said:

Why? For the half-nekkid green chick or for how well Pine fills out a pair of tightie wighties?

Imago said:

Drafty asses are illogical.

meow85 said:

Seconded. Should we start a fund-raising recruitment drive? Offer them enough money.....

They ARE Hollywood after all

connorhawke said:

If someone were to actually do this I would donate money to the cause.






Think if we got enough dough together they'd film it properly with decent lighting and quality cameras so we can see the whole deed nice and proper instead of just some lame, do-it-yourself at home job like most celeb sex tapes are?