Oh my gosh - where do I start?

I've only just discovered Tonetta tonight. He's a YouTube star whom uploads songs which all sound vaguely the same: monotonous drum machine rhythms; acoustic guitar; growling vocals - and seriously fucked-up potty-mouthed lyrics.

His videos are characterized by him dancing in front of a black curtain. He's usually only wearing black briefs, although sometimes he wears masks and bikinis. Some of his stuff his vaguely sinister; some is laugh-out-loud bizarre... But it's all very catchy.

Here's 'Grandma Knows Best':


It appears to be about Debbie Rowe and Katherine Jackson.

Honestly, just search Tonetta on YouTube - you won't be disappointed. His user account tonetta777 was recently removed by YouTube, but he still appears to be uploading stuff under different names. There's a song about his YouTube "violations" called 'Sweet & Sexy'. It's bonkers!

'Sweet & Sexy':


Is he a genius or an insaniac? I can't make my mind up! It's like he's stepped out of a David Lynch movie.

Brits might also be amused that he looks uncannily like flakey TV psychic, Derek Acorah.

Is nobody else astounded by Tonetta's... "output"?

That is funny...not a bad dancer...

Here's 'Two Annas And A Bri Bri'



Talk about "backbone"
This chick rocks
She's got a friend named Anna
Who enjoys cock

They bump & grind
But endure
Two twins equal
Two whores

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

They're from the city of
Cockville
Their home-town is
Penis-manna

Yeah, these two are
Prostitutes
Coz every boy in town
They shoot

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

Now, both Annas
Have a friend
Called Song Song Man...
Bri Bri

It's Song Song
When anger strikes at pretty hearts
And Bri Bri
When joy takes him for a ride

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

These sixteen year-olds
Take the lazy way out
Anna Napoleon
Dynamite

My mind wants and needs this
Two twins
That's why
I'm going in tonight

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

So, Anna & Anna
You're number one hits
So, pucker-up and
Give me a kiss

Coz you're my
???? atomic wish, yeah
You're my
Atomic wish

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

Talk about "backbone"
This chick rocks
She's got a friend named Anna
Who enjoys cock (cock)

They bump & grind
But endure
Two twins equal
Two whores

Two twins equal
Two whores

Two twins equal
Two whores

They're bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat
Bringing out the meat

Creepy as Hell. I love it!!!