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OMFG what will they think of next... Thanks to Gawker.com -
There's something admirable about this disturbingly awesome invention for the heartland, these Winkers pants: the fatter you get, the better they work. All of America, from coast to chubby coast, will soon need this clever thing, no?
The nervous excitement at Winkers HQ is certainly palpable. "Patent pending," the website declares, adding that the product has just been reintroduced "in the 4th of July Parade in Hailey, Idaho 2009." Yes, "LICENSING IS AVAILABLE," and it's also recommended, because if you try anything, bailly@baillylawfirm.com will be on you like a pair of jeans pulled taut over an ample rump. We were most excited about the "Lion in the Jungle" pants (left), which are totally worth the $569, but then we picked up hints of even more exciting new product lines: Some dresses and lingerie will also wink. I do not have a satisfactory way to decorate lingerie though. Perhaps later. We wouldn't wait too long guys; "Winker panties" is an even sexier concept than the jeans thing. HAVE YOU EVEN FILED A PATENT ON THAT YET?? You all have the power to walk us out of this recession, one "crease between your buttock and the top of your leg" at a time! Hop to! please orgers, repeat after me... dumbest.shit.ever. I mean seriously, $569 for a winking lion on your generous posterior... 
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The music in the video is what gets me. It calls to mind a mid-80's high school "family planning" clip.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: The music in the video is what gets me. It calls to mind a mid-80's high school "family planning" clip.
I almost started a thread about the music in Music: Non-Prince... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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the fatter you get, the better they work.
Theres just something not right about that statement! typo edit [Edited 8/21/09 11:02am] ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Ok, I've seen it all. Let's close up for good now.
Show's over. 
.mezmorized by the winking owl edit. [Edited 8/21/09 11:07am] | |
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RenHoek said: meow85 said: The music in the video is what gets me. It calls to mind a mid-80's high school "family planning" clip.
I almost started a thread about the music in Music: Non-Prince... I half expected to hear a voiceover talking about body hair and urges. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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what are they doing? trying to ruin my appreciation of a nice arse? that's a crime against humanity. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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This encourages the need to swagger 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I think I can do without two ducks quacking into my arse thank you  "...and If all of this Love Talk ends with Prince getting married to someone other than me, all I would like to do is give Prince a life size Purple Fabric Cloud Guitar that I made from a vintage bedspread that I used as a Christmas Tree Skirt." Tame, Feb | |
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connorhawke said:
I think I can do without two ducks quacking into my arse thank you I kinda liked the  ones 
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