So what have you heard during your trek through humanity? What nonsense, lies, half truths, rumors, spells, concoctions, grandma tales, legends, myths and all out bullshit that could possibly be true have made their way into your mental rolodex.


I'll start:


Old Wives Tale:

Bad luck to announce a pregnancy within the first month; you will have a miscarriage.


Rumor that could be true:


Richard Gere once had a gerbil stuck up his ass from late night shenanigans with Rod Stewart (or maybe Mich Jagger - can't recall).


Urban Legend:


There are giant mutant rats and aligators living in the sewers of NYC. (more likely mutant people but whatevs)



Myth:


If you say suckadick really fast 10 times in a row you will get lock jaw.

Current Urban Legends that need to die out and quickly


Ciara is really a man
Obama is not really a citizen
Hillary Clinton is a lesbian
There is gold buried under the White House
Prince has a secret love child.