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Bollocks Im Stuck! Have you ever got a part of your body stuck in something? How did you get yourself free? How long were you stuck for? Stuck stories if you please... There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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I have never been stuck in anything, but my son got his head stuck in a fence,very similar to this one.....
I was watching from my living room window as he started to panic a little and somehow wiggled his head out....but cut up his ear in the process. He came to me crying and I said "I bet you won't do that anymore" Smooches;) | |
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as a child I got my tougue stuck onto a frozen fence pole | |
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I got stuck in a baby carriage playing with the girl next door when I was a little (not so) kid.
Some dude had to come CUT big fat "baby" out the carriage. [Edited 8/15/09 21:20pm] | |
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If you saw "What about Mary"
Then you know my shame. The zipper is a most cruel and unforgiving torture device i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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K true story
Its bout 4 in the morning and Im leaving a friends apt, drunk and stoned. I get in the elevator to get to the lobby and out the door, and for some reason the door wont open when the elevator stops NO MATTER WHAT. So I punch 1 to go to the first floor thinking I'll get out there and take the stairs one flight down. Again the door wont open. So I think I'll try the ground floor again. Still No door open. So I go back up to the friends floor thinking I'll hit the alarm and maybe he will come out and help me. No Luck. Now with the weed kicking in and a bit of paranoia I just let the alarm ring for like 5 minutes. Still Nothing. Now kinda panicy I hit the ground button and when i make it there I kick the door, which moves like a regular door would. Yes dumb ass here had forgot that he was using an old gated elevator, that didn't use those fancy sliding doors. So I opened the door looked around and made my escape into the darkness. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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KingBAD said: If you saw "What about Mary"
Then you know my shame. The zipper is a most cruel and unforgiving torture device We got a bleederrrrr | |
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As I was crossing a busy city street my heel got stuck in a grill near the curb. I was forced to hop over to the other side of the road and watch my favorite black stiletto get run over by a bus!
I was so embarrassed and pissed off because I had to go and buy new shoes barefooted. | |
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