Who in your life is most responsible for leading you astray? I mean who is the naughtiest person you know and what kind of trouble did they get you into? What path of destruction did they lead you down and how far?

I was the naughty one and led myself and others astray

I'm working on growing outta that phase


maybe by 50

I did the dirty work all by myself, I'm afraid.

A friend of mine here, though I'd say we always led each other astray. Drinking all night, going to karaoke bars, paying for a hooker on his birthday while his wife and baby slept at home unawares (ok, so that was me, but he went on and on and on). I never did anything wrong as far as wronging my wife, but I did find myself in places at godless hours thinking 'what am I doing here?'. I babysat him, mostly, or enabled him if you like. I never did any of those things with any other friends, so yeah...

I used to be 'that friend'

I'd have to say one of my friends from the military days. I'm surprised I never got caught doing the shit we got up to. Fun times, but I'd NEVER do that again, and if I could go back and do everything different, I would.
The stuff we got up to?

Imago said:

Go on, just a little bit

And not just about rubbing one out because there was nothing else to do during the long nights.

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actually on second thought edit
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Imago said:[quote]Fauxie said:[quote]



Brilliant!

See, I've no really funny things like that to talk about except the time we were searched by cops (which I've told a million times here). It was all just being offered services by hookers, being groped and ripped off in karaoke bars, crashing the car and all those kind of things that happen when out in Bangkok at 4 or 5 in the morning. Oh, and going out for a drive in the middle of the night during the coup, 'Voldemort' deciding we should get out to take photographs and being spotted by a rapidly approaching and gesticulating soldier and having to run back to the car to drive off. Just general late night/early morning shenanigans.

Mostly just weird stuff, actually. Going in the middle of night with him to see his mistress, getting in the back of her car at a petrol station with him, his mistress and his mistress's young niece. Sitting there at 2am just eating ice-cream and talking. Very strange. And waiting at a themed motel for him to do his thing with a prostitute, playing cards and talking with two security guards thinking 'wtf am I doing here?'.
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Imago said:

Fauxie said:

A couple of my IRL friends have expressed interest in becoming orgers so... yeah

Imago said:

I thought that was why.

Fauxie said:

My time here is coming to a swift end as I knew it I sense

The Internet. The chatrooms, the equally horny teens at the time IN the chatrooms, me looking up porn like a dirty birdy, TV (lol Showtime n Spice!!)...

And Prince, of course.

Now it progressed once I hit 18 and decided to drive on the fast track for a minute. Got introduced to some things by different people. And then of course my Cappy ex from NY (who still drools over me sometimes) Just sort of started running his mouth about everything he wanted to do. He pretty much encouraged me to have a dirty mind all the time.

My mom always told me I would be a late blossomer.

Well, it's pretty late by this point.