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top 10 country western songs 10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
9. Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If the Phone Don't Ring It's Me 7. I've Missed You But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend & I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring & Gave Me the Finger 2. You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly And, the Number One Country & ; Western song is.... 1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day | |
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If the phone dont ring its me ..?
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 Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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 Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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There's a new contender:
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Veterinarian
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happen again the next Sunday! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot of money, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?" The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno ! ' | |
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SCNDLS said: Veterinarian
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happen again the next Sunday! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot of money, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?" The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno ! ' Love.it.  | |
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RodeoSchro said: There's a new contender:
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sounds like some blues titles I've heard before | |
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heybaby said: sounds like some blues titles I've heard before
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