A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00
on one condition".

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said. . . .










"Clean my house."

nice

genius!

It figures that all the women love that joke! lol

Chris Rock used to tell a similar joke in which a prostitute informs him that she'll do anything for $50.00. He replies, "Bitch, paint my house!"

xpertluva said:

What I've learned from this thread is that doing her housework turns a woman on more than anything else.

sextonseven said:

with that statement alone, you could be halfway into my pants

sextonseven said:

Not having to do it is the thing that's the turn on .

You like to clean, don't you ? Have I told you recently that you are hot ?

Score 10!

sextonseven said:

Oh reading Charlotte's answer I see that I misunderstood your post . So just forget about mine, apart form the part .

Serious said:

oh hang on let me fix his post, in my haste I think I misread it

ZombieKitten said:

I think you can read it both ways, but I guess he meant it like you understood it.

Serious said:

he better have! or he is out of my pants again!

ZombieKitten said:

Now he would never admit it if he didn't mean it that way !

Serious said:

oh yeah! we will have to edit our replies

ZombieKitten said:

That would be quite some editing . He would be really confused what we might have said ! We should keep on talking about it for 20 more posts and then edit everything using a for every edit .

ZombieKitten said:

Sorry, could you say that again, couldn't hear you over the vacuum cleaner

Serious said:

No, I meant it the way Charlotte said--a woman having her housework done for her is what turns her on more than anything else is what I learned from the responses to this joke.

ZombieKitten said:

The next question is do I have to wear anything special when doing this housework?

sextonseven said:

That's exactly what I was saying here .

sextonseven said:

You want to wear something ?

Serious said:

I meant no, not both ways.

Serious said:

You want me to wear nothing?

sextonseven said:

I said that I think you meant it the way Charlotte said .

sextonseven said:

You would be afraid that it would be unsanitary I suppose ?

Serious said:

Your post was vague.