I've been noticing a whole mess of new faces here. And, frankly, I'm having a hard time keeping up with user names and such. Are some of you alters?


Anyways, introduce yourselves!


Why are you hear?
How long have you been here?
Is this your original org name?
What are you into?
What orgers have you recently been exposed to or have gotten your attention, lately?
Just tell me a lil' sumfin!

Whats an alter?

oh yay!
its Lazarus

LazarusHeart said:

Hi! I'm PunkMistress. I used to be FunkMistress, and a long time ago I was Fragisexy. I've been here since 2001, but only posted Prince-related stuff until I attended the first Minneapolis Org Invasion in 2004 and met a bunch of really cool General Discussion people. Then I started hanging out here.

I am into cooking, eating, sex, love, tough love, helping, serving, laughing, and hugs.

JerseyKRS exposed himself to me this morning. That got my attention.

DanceWme said:

Hi sweetie

I like your profile picture. Is that a new tat?
I like how your pants aren't buttoned at the top
like you're about the reveal your momma-delicious
to whoever took that picture.

LazarusHeart said:

PunkMistress said:

Did he now?
I thought he was gay?
He was always flirting with those two other guys here.

He's the good looking Italian guy, right? The one that became a modulator recently? You must be very lucky to get that kind of exposure.

LazarusHeart said:

Yes, he is the good looking Italian guy.

No, he is not a moderator.

He is, in fact, heterosexual. I know this because I met him in 2006 and we danced very sexy together all night long. Oh, and then I married him.

LazarusHeart said:

PunkMistress said:

But I saw a bunch of really provocative pix of him dancing in some gay bar with his that other good looking Italian orger. I swear, I like their brand of Italian more than I love mushroom ravioli . At least I think the other guy was Italian. He could have been Mexican. Whatever, it was like an explosion of caramel goodness seeing them bump and grind here.

It's terrific that you guys got married. I'm so confused though. I thought you had pictures of you bumping and grinding with some hot blonde chick in the nastiest of ways.

LazarusHeart said:

Okay, are you fucking with me? Or are you being serious?

Those pics in the gay bar were of me, Jersey and Imago (aka AsianBomb777 aka Dan). Dan and I took Jersey there because he had never been in a gay bar before. We had a great time.

I don't remember any pictures of me grinding on a hot blonde chick, but I did fuck mostly women before I met JerseyKRS.

I guess it is kind of confusing.

PunkMistress said:

Wait. So Dan who's been lusting after Jerseykrs all this time didn't get jealous at all? I remember he really had a big crush on this guy. But then again, he seems to have a crush on anything that has an exit valve anywhere on the body.

Anyways, I name is Lazurus heart. I sometimes go by my middle name, Lee, but my friends call me all sorts of nicknames.

I've lived overseas much of my life, and I like to paint, read, and do outdoor type of things like kayaking.

I've been lurking on the org since the black and purple days, and I've been known to pop in and out from time to time.

I'm friends with a select few of you, and love you dearly. I find this place very entertaining and that is why I come here.

CarrieLee said:

I remember you. You're that really good looking bartender chick that vacationed in Europe a few years ago and hooked up with some British guy, right? There's pictures of you passed out on top of a picnic table or something like that. Come to think of it, I don't remember any pictures of you sober, but you're good looking in all of them.

LazarusHeart said:

Dan is in love with both of us, and we are in love with him.

He might be jealous, but he knows me well enough to know the strength of my tendencies toward insane jealous rage. This keeps him on his best behavior. I love him for that, because I don't really want to cut his ass.

PunkMistress said:

I think you could kick his ass propper! He seems like a bit of a fembot to me. A likable fembot, but a fembot all the same.

PunkMistress said:

I love the poem on your profile!

LazarusHeart said:

Me too! It was written by the Orger Shausler.

Here's me and Jersey on our wedding day:



And me, Jersey and Imago at G-Bar:

I feel dirty for having seen that picture

PunkMistress said:

you're even gorgeous when you're posing as the meat in a flopsweat sandwich!

This is possibly the coolest/cutest/chicest thing Iv'e seen on the Internet...like, ever.

i was gonna introduce myself, but this thread is all about Jersey and The Mistress now.

LazarusHeart said:

AHAHAHA OMG who are you? You are definitely an alter ego!!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Why are you here?
The lord

How long have you been here?
since the black & purple days


Is this your original org name?
riverreed back in 2001. But then I changed the name in 2004 and again in 2005.


What are you into?
I'm just tryin' to get my own, but the honeys won't leave me alone.


What orgers have you recently been exposed to or have gotten your attention, lately?
I pay attention to everyone here, but a few do catch my eye from time to time with their posts. I really liked Gold319's posts and her exhaustively detailed accounts of life in the UK helped me make up my mind not to move there. It's knowledgeable people like her that makes this place unique in the world of unofficial prince fansites.

JerseyKRS said:

JerseyKRS said:

CarrieMpls said:

co-

I love your avatar. Weren't you engaged last year? I recall seeing some threads about it.

LazarusHeart said:

wait, what?

I think you have me confused with someone else.