So what are some ways you have either dumped someone or have been dumped? What is the best way to end a relationship? What's the most common way people cut out? I think there is no easy way when one person is still invested in the relationship, but people seem to go about it all friggin wrong which is why so many ex-couples don't remain friends. Let's discuss...and count:


1. Start a fight. It's easier to make the person dump you that way you feel no guilt. But it's totally not cool. You are manipulating the other person's feelings.



2. CHEAT! I think this is what most people do. They want to take the high road and quit so they wait until they find a replacement.

3. Move in to your new house and leave him in the old house until it sells, but be sure to turn the cable off when you go.

DesireeNevermind said:

3. Be Clingy...never let go of your partner...call him/her more than 4 times a day. DO NOT let them breathe or do anything with their friends. Be always in his/her face when needed and never let go. Be sure to use the "I love you"'s more than ten times in a day

4. Never visit ...dont see your partner for more than once a week, if that. DO not engage in conversations for more than once a day or 5 minutes at a time.

paisleypark4 said:

omg

I have only ever broke up with one person before

I called them up on the phone to do it

5. get someone to crank call your soon to be ex and say they're representing a payday loan company and you listed them as a reference in case they were unable to pay. Add that their checking account will be debited $1500.

Tell him you're pregnant with twins and he the daddy.

SCNDLS said:

now that's a winner.

DesireeNevermind said:

6. Move in right away with your partner. Then lose your job in a jiffy.

7. Get married...hey sometimes it works sometimes it dont, almond joys got nuts...mounds don't.

8. Talk about marriage on the first date.

9. Talk about children on the first date.

Tell him "I love you and I want to stay like this forever! right after he nuts when you have sex the first time.
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Before you have sex the first time say: "I think there's something you should know. But first, have you ever heard of phimosis?"
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SCNDLS said:

Some lil boy said that to me 4 years ago..... kicked his behind to the curb

SCNDLS said:

lawd!

DesireeNevermind said:

what is that?

Tell your lover that you have turrets and are prone to yell TALIBAN, MURDER, and INFIDEL in public for no good reason.

paisleypark4 said:

you so do not want to know but....


http://emedicine.medscape...7-overview

paisleypark4 said:

Huge turn off

Quit your job and use him as a meal ticket. Do this for several months because you know you are hot as hell with an amazing dick that wont quit and he will put up with it. After several times of running up $100+ bar tabs on Martins and steak dinners and expecting him to always pay, he will one day finally flip and tell you to get lost. At that point to seal the deal become psychotic and lock all the doors and refuse to let him leave .

just sayin ....

say your pregnant with his friends baby, or std

Spend more time with a good friend than with the boyfriend, then be accused of cheating with the friend and turning into a lesbian.
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10. Say you need space. You still want to be with him, but just don't want to go out with him. He'll be confused as fuck.

11. Cut all communication without saying a word. Ain't nothing like permanent silent treatment that will drive you lover crazy in the head, doing drive by's and blowing your phone up with messages until he gets your attention. After a month or so of this, if he's a real man, he will get the hint and will leave you alone...though he will be very hurt.

12. Have another guy answer your phone. On more than one occasion, then when he asks who the fuck was that, you tell him it was your cousin.

13. When he calls, pick up the phone and then hang it right up without saying anything. Cruel yes, but if you really want to get rid of him in a cowardly way, this is perfect. After about 5 or 6 times of this, he'll stop calling. The catch is, you have to do this with every phone number that he has to contact you, otherwise, there will be some explaining to do.

14. Tell him that you are screwing his brother. If this isn't a way to lose him, i don't know what is.

15. Tell him you are really a vampire. Leave some empty True Blood cans laying around the house and put a coffin in your living room.
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missfee said:

tell that to them fools on Jerry Springer!!

16. I told my ex I was cheating on him and I really wasnt. He said, "we can STILL work it out!" crying and stuff...I said..ok..uuuuh..."i want to be single..."

paisleypark4 said: