Someone in chat showed this and Im not sure whether to laugh or not


Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into sex slave

A workaday armed robbery at a Russian hairdressers turned into a three day sex ordeal for the would-be stickup merchant, leaving him with torn genitals and a viagra hangover.

The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year old called Olga, agreed to handover the day's takings while employees and customers cowered in fright.

Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.

Olga then locked Viktor in the shop's utility room before telling colleagues she would call the police and then dismissing them.

However, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.

A tired and sore Viktor was finally released three days later, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum. He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature".

Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery.

“What a bastard,” Olga complained. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”

Apparently Viktor confirmed that he had been fed "royally" by the no-nonsense coiffeuse.

Olga and Viktor are both now apparently on charges, and hard time will no doubt be on the agenda when the cases finally reach court. ®

"THIS IS A STICK UP!"

"...Sho' Nuff."

sammij said:

Honestly Sammi I feel like this sould start " Dear Penthouse...."

chillichocaholic said:

wait, WHAT?


why do i feel like i just got done reading zelaira's blog?

If this is a true story I want to meet Olga.

WOW I really don't know how to react to this!

Olga is a beast! But I feel bad for the guy too. He was raped

I read about that several weeks/months ago . I wonder if it really is true. As far as I remember I read about it online in a German tabloid.

who the fuck would post something like that?

unique said:

ass

sammij said:

Wait isn't one of Prince's alias Viktor????!!!!!

WOW

lazycrockett said:

Sure was

Must be made up. Viktor and Olga, surely the most cliched of Russian names?

But still.

That's some funny sh*t...in a deviant way.

Moral of the story: Don't Mess With Russian Women!

As a side note; can a guy REALLY be raped? I mean, Viagra or not, he had to be enjoying it to get an arousal.
Right?

PurpleJedi said:

Actually no. Men can get an erection over the simplest of things and a guy can definantly be raped

chillichocaholic said:

Well...I of course know what you're saying...but I can't imagine being held captive and abused and still sprout a woody (let alone a full-blown erection) unless I was enjoying it somehow.

or maybe I'm not as horny as other guys.

PurpleJedi said:

I find it hard to picture a guy rising to the occasion unless there was some sort of enjoyment...but Ive been told its possible

johnart said:

Seriously She faces her own death and the only thing she can think of is riding poles

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That one horny hairdresser. I wonder if it was role play gone awry

chillichocaholic said:

yes, and certainly with arousal medication

These two will end up together. What a great story for the grandchildren.

minneapolisgenius said:

Let's hope she took pictures for the scrapbook

chillichocaholic said:

Is it rape if the woman is smoking hot?

sammij said:

U know, it wouldnt be funny if it was the other way around would it? If the robber was a female and the hairdresser was a guy

chillichocaholic said:

Well of course not, and this story isn't "funny" in the true sense of the word. However, given the absurdity of the whole thing, it's only natural to sit back and chuckle a bit.

Just one of those things that make you go...Hmmnn..!
[Edited 7/30/09 18:57pm]