And for the hottest mess of the day:

Lionel Ritchie canoodling with . . . Bai Ling???

SCNDLS said:

what in the hairy palm is that mess about? Lionel is a hot mess! And Bai Ling? Well, if Goodwill sold pussy.....

DesireeNevermind said:

I haven't even read through threst of the thread and I'm already at

Ottensen said:

http://www.dlisted.com/ta...y/term/127

Let's press the green button on the "Totally Random Couple" generator and see who comes out! Well, what do you know? We have Bai Ling and Lionel Richie! Pop Tarts says that 42-year-old (in alien years) Bai and 60-year-old Lionel had themselves a romantic date at the Viceroy in Santa Monica last Thursday.

A witness-type said that Bai and Lionel "laughed and flirted" with each other the entire night. Yeah, Lionel probably did most of the laughing when Bai told him that she almost cracked her neck bone trying to literally "dance on the ceiling" after listening to his song. You know she tried.

I know you're thinking, "What in the tootsie roll nipple Hell could these two possibly have in common?" But you don't need to have anything in common when it comes to love. I mean, Bai could fall in love with a plastic spork if she spiritually connected with it. And Lionel probably took one peep at her blog and knew he needed more of this in his life. Here's just a taste of Bai's brilliance:

I love the hot sunlight touches my skin.....feels sexy and delightful, like the butterflies wings landed danced then fly away with their gentle kiss, the touch..... Beautiful light wind and of cause the hot burning sad once again burning my body and my desire.....

Speechless but happiness in my heart.....

We all want to take her out for a date now....

But to be honest, Lionel's 60 year old tail has aged quite well and sometimes he looks kinda sexay to me.

Yeah, Lionel could get it.

SCNDLS said:

Mindblowingly ghetto, all in the public eye

CalhounSq said:

Where are the gatdamn condoms????
[Edited 7/29/09 12:01pm]

SCNDLS said:

Hanging up @ the store, BEGGING to be used

CalhounSq said:

Ri-damn-diculous!

But the ladies love it...

chocolate1 said:

[Edited 7/29/09 13:51pm]

SCNDLS said:

Uh UHHHH!!!!

Gurlll, he is SIXTY You can't be messin' with no men that age! They could get, um, er, hurt....unless they on that Viagra! .

Beyond that, everytime I think of Lionel, why do I keep remembering Jet Magazine telling the story how Brenda put the beatown on him in bed with a woman? I keep imagining a woman trying to be with Lionel,but only seeing Brenda in the head busting through the doors with skilets and whatnot to tart beatin'ass

This thread wouldn't be complete without Mr. HOT MESS himself

the father of the late great King of Pop and Tito'nem.... JOE JACKSON



If you didn't see the whole thing, I'll give you a rundown

I want to know where Leonard Rowe (Joe's business partner) got that 80s Video Soul background

2. "HOLE ON LEONARD LEMME HANILISS"

3. "Amalans"

4. Why did Leonard Rowe have to continue to say "Mikka Jeksun" in every sentence?

5. "THEY USTA BEAT DA SLAVES...during SLA-VERAY"

6. " I like the EARF sawng the song about the ANUH-MUHLS"

chocolate1 said:

1. This mthaf**cka really does look like a Gremlin, no lie.

2. What the hell is going on with his teeth:hmm:

Ottensen said:

First, I know it ain't right but on my scales of justice, young/broke dick vs. old/damn near billionaire dick can make a girl make some reconsiderations.

Secondly, since YOU brought it up

bboy87 said:

I can't press Play on GP

GHETTO COMMANDMENT #7

THOU SHALT KEEP THEY GHETTO MESS IN THEE CLOSET!!! okay a few months old but shiit i'm tryna share.


NBA star’s divorce secrets exposed to the media.



Dwayne Wade’s divorce to wife Siohvaughn Wade is getting uglier by the minute and seems to be creating great tabloid and gossip opportunities. Siohvaughn filed papers yesterday alleging that Wade abandoned her and their children, and infected her with an unknown STD that many suspect to be Genital Herpes.


Even worse for the NBA All-star, she also stated in the papers that she wants the names of “all of his sexual partners” during their six year marriage.


“Dwyane has dissipated substantial sums of marital property including . . . buying his mother a $2 million church; placing substantial sums of money in an account with another woman; providing numerous friends and family members with unfettered access to accounts with hundreds of thousands of dollars of marital funds from which they made substantial withdrawals…”


It’s a well known fact that D-Wade and Gabrielle Union are an item and some people suspect they are now an official couple. But if the Herpes claims are valid, this may be a rough start for the new celebrity lovers. Said one NBA insider, “If it’s true…then I guess she’s either willing to accept the risk or he’s already given it to her. Either way it’s their prerogative and hopefully the media stays out of it.”


We can almost guarantee the media won’t stay out of it as long as Siohvaughn continues to dish more dirt on Wade.


http://johnjohnsaidit.com...on-an-std/

Ottensen said:

I'ma need all o' ya'll to stop insulting the gremlins.

DesireeNevermind said:

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Gabby gave it to HIM.

SCNDLS said:

Absolutely hilarious!

bboy87 said:

that ole pimp need to sit his ass down for realz.

chocolate1 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Gawd, I would never marry someone from the NBA unless they were retired & ugly as fuck!

SCNDLS said:

Low-ard H'ammercy..."Brenda Ritchie knew Kung Fuuuuu...!"

dseann said:

Ohhhhh, so you got a thang for feets huh???

Would you nibble on Naomi's bunion soup with a side of corn chowder?



Or are Bey's rusty and dusty dogs more your taste.

Ottensen said:

@ Rick Astley playing in the background

didn't lionel marry like two times after brenda and she didn't marry at all? wtf?

i don't understand these womenz putting up with this shit nor do i understand why they don't get some new dick after they kick out the old one.


and somebody please tell me Jessica aint tryna hit up kenney chesney.

DesireeNevermind said:

Nah, Lionel just married once, to the chick he got beat up with. Then in the divorce she asked for something like $50k a month for plastic surgery upkeep. I guess that's why she resorted to having botox parties in her living room and got injected with mayo or some shit. Maybe if Brenda gets married she'll lose her alimony.
[Edited 7/30/09 9:23am]

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, he was married to Brenda and then he married his jumpoff

50K a month for plastic surgery and you aint looking no betta than that? bitch pleeze!! she spending that money on skrait dick!