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PrintableI've had some women make me offers, but that's as far as it went. | |
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escorts? wtf? why?
just get your ass to the glory hole  | |
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Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.
Women pretty much just have to stand someplace in the general vicinity of men and say "I have a vagina." 
 <--yes that's jealousy.[Edited 7/27/09 19:54pm] | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.
Women pretty much just have to stand someplace in the general vicinity of men and say "I have a vagina."
<--yes that's jealousy.
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johnart said: Genesia said: Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.
Women pretty much just have to stand someplace in the general vicinity of men and say "I have a vagina."
<--yes that's jealousy.
[Edited 7/27/09 19:54pm] Maybe one day you can afford to have a vagina too.  The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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lazycrockett said: johnart said: Women pretty much just have to stand someplace in the general vicinity of men and say "I have a vagina."
<--yes that's jealousy.
[Edited 7/27/09 19:54pm] Maybe one day you can afford to have a vagina too. Cuz I need something else to keep clean and clutter free???  | |
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I know guys who have paid for sex before (one just to say he had done it) but if I were I guy I think I'd rather just masturbate than have to buy a BJ. If you will, so will I | |
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johnart said: lazycrockett said: Maybe one day you can afford to have a vagina too. Cuz I need something else to keep clean and clutter free???  12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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Genesia said: Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.
I'm pretty sure the part of the question that women were supposed to answer was if any of them are escorts.  [Edited 7/27/09 22:45pm] | |
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sextonseven said: Genesia said: Escorts? Right. Cuz even halfway attractive women can't get sex anywhere, anytime.
I'm pretty sure the part of the question that women were supposed to answer was if any of them are escorts.
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johnart said: lazycrockett said: Maybe one day you can afford to have a vagina too. Cuz I need something else to keep clean and clutter free??? I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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BlackAdder7 said: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
There they are all standing in a row... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: BlackAdder7 said: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
There they are all standing in a row... Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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MrsGoodnight said: minneapolisgenius said: There they are all standing in a row... Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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matthewgrant said: I wouldn't pay for sex of any sort but I'd totally be willing to be a "provider"
 ever bought a woman something or taken her out to dinner to get into her knickers? | |
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ConsciousContact said: matthewgrant said: I wouldn't pay for sex of any sort but I'd totally be willing to be a "provider"
ever bought a woman something or taken her out to dinner to get into her knickers? A WOMAN!? 
no I have not(male or female)[Edited 7/28/09 10:36am] 12/05/2011
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! | |
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minneapolisgenius said: MrsGoodnight said: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist That’s what the showman said I'm beginning to think this song is not about coconuts, but maybe I'm just being weird If you will, so will I | |
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I just watched the premier episode of "Hung" on HBO last night. Does that count for anything? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Yo let me skool u guyz
"Hobby" is the term used by to describe the business of men who pay women for thier sexual services. The women are "providers" who offer a variety of services, each with it's own acronym, daty-dining at the y (oral sex) bbj- bare back bj (no condom) GREEK- anal sex Your not a "john" but just a "hobbyist" and the girls are simply "providers" It is a whole world in itself. aspd.net has alot of info /reviews/etc... Stand Up! Everybody, this is your life!
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P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! | |
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thepope2the9s said: Yo let me skool u guyz
"Hobby" is the term used by to describe the business of men who pay women for thier sexual services. The women are "providers" who offer a variety of services, each with it's own acronym, daty-dining at the y (oral sex) bbj- bare back bj (no condom) GREEK- anal sex Your not a "john" but just a "hobbyist" and the girls are simply "providers" It is a whole world in itself. aspd.net has alot of info /reviews/etc... And 420 isn't pot. You can call yourselves Richard Gere and Julia Roberts Impersonation Specialists. If someone getting paid, we still talkin bout Johns and Hookers. [Edited 7/28/09 12:07pm] | |
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johnart said: thepope2the9s said: Yo let me skool u guyz
"Hobby" is the term used by to describe the business of men who pay women for thier sexual services. The women are "providers" who offer a variety of services, each with it's own acronym, daty-dining at the y (oral sex) bbj- bare back bj (no condom) GREEK- anal sex Your not a "john" but just a "hobbyist" and the girls are simply "providers" It is a whole world in itself. aspd.net has alot of info /reviews/etc... And 420 isn't pot. You can call yourselves Richard Gere and Julia Roberts Impersonation Specialists. If someone getting paid, we still talkin bout Johns and Hookers.
[Edited 7/28/09 12:07pm] TRUE DAT! Stand Up! Everybody, this is your life!
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johnart said: thepope2the9s said: Yo let me skool u guyz
"Hobby" is the term used by to describe the business of men who pay women for thier sexual services. The women are "providers" who offer a variety of services, each with it's own acronym, daty-dining at the y (oral sex) bbj- bare back bj (no condom) GREEK- anal sex Your not a "john" but just a "hobbyist" and the girls are simply "providers" It is a whole world in itself. aspd.net has alot of info /reviews/etc... And 420 isn't pot. You can call yourselves Richard Gere and Julia Roberts Impersonation Specialists. If someone getting paid, we still talkin bout Johns and Hookers.
[Edited 7/28/09 12:07pm] You ALWAYS make me laugh!!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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so what the hell is a pimp called these days - a provisions manager?
when did the ho stroll start sounding like an episode of 'the office'?  | |
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Anxiety said: so what the hell is a pimp called these days - a provisions manager?
when did the ho stroll start sounding like an episode of 'the office'? Procurement specialist?  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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thepope2the9s said: Yo let me skool u guyz
"Hobby" is the term used by to describe the business of men who pay women for thier sexual services. The women are "providers" who offer a variety of services, each with it's own acronym, daty-dining at the y (oral sex) bbj- bare back bj (no condom) GREEK- anal sex Your not a "john" but just a "hobbyist" and the girls are simply "providers" It is a whole world in itself. aspd.net has alot of info /reviews/etc... so why not just ask "is anybody here a hooker? or buy hookers?" instead of all this made-up jr. high nonsense in order to not call it what it is? | |
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my client owes me! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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johnart said: thepope2the9s said: "The Hobby" is a term used for those who frequent
"providers" who provide services such as daty/cbj/bbj/gfe, etc..... I thought i was bad, but I had to google that shit.
Is this what you're referring to?? CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG [Edited 7/27/09 12:58pm] thanks for doing the hardwork cause i was about to google that shit too... | |
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whats so ironic is that i watched my client travel his ass off and now i'm in shape enough to collect some other clients and now he wants o settle the hell down.
 THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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