Who would be the actor/actress to play you?

And who would direct it?

funkpill said:

Jason Statham as the lead.

Probably John Waters directing.

The late, great Tamara Dobson and directed by QT of course.







Doin' kick do's too

Or maybe Trina Parks, the hot chick that played Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever

SCNDLS said:

One of my favourite Bond films ... and I know now never to mess with you.

dang!!! some beautiful women

onenitealone said:

I love this one too. The way she moved was ridiculous. I don't know if she can act but who the hell cares???

funkpill said:

I know you didn't think I'd have some busted ass chick playing ME????

SCNDLS said:

THAT is a sexy woman.

SCNDLS said:

Actually, I thought you have to be quite beautiful yourself to choose these ladies...

funkpill said:

Well played, playa.

bill duke and the coen bros.would direct

Todd Solondz would have to direct it. He's good at making tragic things funny and vice versa.

and i want la pequena to play me.

Anxiety said:

WTF?

JustErin said:

You're psychic

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DUH, you guys:

SCNDLS said:

Right up until 3:00 she was whoopin' dat ass

onenitealone said:

Anxiety said:

An angry Diego Maradona That was bloody scary to start off with, then climaxed into a tragic tear jerker Nobody understands the internal tribulations of a midfield genius in body and far left nutter in mind. Poor el Diego

WTF! I clicked on another in the series... Amy Winehouse!?

Ottensen said:

While doing abdominal isolations

Phyllis Diller and David Lynch.

SCNDLS said:

funkpill said:

I don't know... maybe..



she'd have to be really funny though... and have Spike Lee direct it so it can piss off people.
What about you?
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SCNDLS said:

OMG WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!
I was gonna pick her.

















I've got nothing so far. This thread requires a bit of work.

Anxiety said:

that's a fucked up looking doll

F. Gary Gray or Michael Mann directing.


actress that plays me has to be sexy, funny, smart and command that screen baby. so basically my life story isn't getting made cuz today's actresses suck ass.


runner ups tho


angelina joile
catherine zeta j
kerry washington
rosario dawson
or that gun toting chick from Tarantino's Death Proof. she just needs to get some beyonce hair and she's good to go.

It would have to be part fantasy, part dark comedy, part melodrama

Directed by Michael Gondry and Tim Burton

and hopefully starring

Rosario Dawson (because I love her )

Byron said:

i'd say:



if he were still alive