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PrintableRodeoSchro said: dannyd5050 said:  Too funny!
What a good dad! I hope your kids did great!! Thanks! My daughter played great but lost, 6-3, 6-3. My son is in the finals of the consolation bracket. He plays tomorrow at 8 AM. He's preparing by going to bed; I'm preparing by heading out to go see Houston's favorite rock band, Rat Ranch. Well, he got beat by a better player. It happens. But the big news was last night. Now, my wife and I do a lot of things but we don't go to clubs, so last night was the first time in a looooong time to go to a bar. Dang, it was like a contest with the guys to see who could look the ugliest! Who the hell thinks it's fresh to go out to meet girls, dressed in shorts and a baseball cap? Only thing I could figure was that all the dudes with the caps on were bald on top and just trying to hide it. But the dude that took the cake was this dude who was at least mid-30's, maybe 40. Keep his age in mind. He was rocking a white t-shirt...under denim overalls. OVERALLS. WTF?!? Overalls are not, and never have been, fresh! But wait, there's more. You know those clear plastic armbands you can wear snow skiiing, so you can put your pass or lift ticket in it and it's easy to scan? He was wearing one of those on his right arm! In July! And he had his DRIVERS LICENSE in it! But he wasn't done! Because maybe not all chicks dig a guy in overalls - even a guy with a summertime lift-ticket holder on his arm - the guy had one more accoutrement to complete his fly-ness. A whistle. Because EVERYONE loves the guy that blows a whistle in a club, right?  | |
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MrsGoodnight said: ZombieKitten said: there is no such thing  these other boards arent Prince related and are not nearly as much fun as here. Here I can be myself, say what I want, swear as much as I want (fuck!) and be as sexually depraved as I want  see I told you so!  | |
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I don't understand why people are so concerned about their threads 'bombing'.
If you want to have a successful thread in that respect just use the word "cock, penis, blowjob, photowhore,.." or anything sexual in the title. Just don't use the word vagina, cunt, or pussy in thread title or it will get locked. | |
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Like a complete failure at life.
I cry for days and days. | |
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XxAxX said: i am used to it by now
I used to lock myself in my bedroom, arrange my stuffed animals around me on my bed and say aloud my affirmations that i'm a good person. Then I would down a bottle of Jack Daniels and cry I wub you! | |
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