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A Guy Walks Into His Doctor's Office And Says Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it.
Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you." The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is." The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?" The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords." The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?" The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering." The guy says, "Dddo it!" The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!" The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"  | |
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I wonder if anybody would not get it before the punchline  
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The funkiest of Fridays to you, pill! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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A female dwarf goes to see her dr. 'Dr', she says, ' my vagina is really sore, especially when I walk'. 'hmm, ok' says the doc 'take your clothes off and put them on that chair, then go and lie on the couch behind the screen'. She does as she's told but is suprised when 5 minutes later, without having examined her the dr asks her to get dressed again. Again she does as she's told and sits back down in front of the dr. 'How do you feel now?' he asks 'Wow' she says 'my vagina doesn't hurt any more! How on earth did you heal me, without even touching me?! It must be a miracle!!' 'No, its not a miracle' says the doctor 'Whilst you were behind the screen, I just cut the tops off your wellies!' I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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nun goes 2 the doctor as she was feeling sick, she is totally shocked when he told her she was pregnant. Next day she stormed in2 the monastry where the monks lived & shouted, "right which 1 of u dirty bastards has been wanking over the candles?
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MrsGoodnight said: ** warning - unpolitically correct joke following **
A female dwarf goes to see her dr. 'Dr', she says, ' my vagina is really sore, especially when I walk'. 'hmm, ok' says the doc 'take your clothes off and put them on that chair, then go and lie on the couch behind the screen'. She does as she's told but is suprised when 5 minutes later, without having examined her the dr asks her to get dressed again. Again she does as she's told and sits back down in front of the dr. 'How do you feel now?' he asks 'Wow' she says 'my vagina doesn't hurt any more! How on earth did you heal me, without even touching me?! It must be a miracle!!' 'No, its not a miracle' says the doctor 'Whilst you were behind the screen, I just cut the tops off your wellies!' oh no!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: nun goes 2 the doctor as she was feeling sick, she is totally shocked when he told her she was pregnant. Next day she stormed in2 the monastry where the monks lived & shouted, "right which 1 of u dirty bastards has been wanking over the candles?
 I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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12/05/2011 
P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!!  | |
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