SCNDLS said:

You can take half, after I wire you money from my dearly departed Uncle Pongo, who was a cacao magnate.

SCNDLS said:

I'm still stuck on the hideous grammer the the idea that he named his alter ego Kelvin

ThreadBare said:

My friend sent me this loveletter link. It looks like one of the places they prolly get form love letters from to talk all that bull for these scams



My Heart Beat Madly...




Dear _____,

The minute I saw your face, my heart beat madly, and I was lost to the most splendid dreams of satin and _____, starlight and warm _____ nights. You sent me somewhere I've always wanted to be. You touched me with an exquisite softness that most poor souls have never known--will never know. You're as _____ as the brightest star in the December sky. You're as elegant and beautiful as a _____ full of primroses in June. You're candlelight, _____, and a splendid, romantic dream spun of passion and fire. You're all that I'll ever _____.

Love,
_____



http://www.passionup.com/...index2.htm


The only thing missing from this letter is "...Corn will be served.."

[Edited 8/19/09 5:12am]

Haha.

Ottensen said:

Last night I was talking to a friend and I told him about these recent messages. He then told me that his aunt is serving two years for money laundering after getting caught up with these scammers. And she was an attorney.

SCNDLS said:

GETTHEHELLOUTTAHERE !!!! Gurrl! Damn,not only can you get duped trying to buy love, but you end up inadvertently helping these bastards finance some illegal shit ???

Girl, what do you think they could be laundering the dough for? The poppy trade? Uranium & arms sales? Child guerilla warfare? Blood diamonds? Dictatorships? When you think about the possibilities, it really makes this scenario scriptworthy like a mofo

Ottensen said:

Probably all of the above. This shit is crazy innit???

SCNDLS said:

...and just think, it all starts with:



I Need Someone


Dear _____,

I need someone to make the stars _____, to make the rainy days _____ and _____. I need someone to make me smile, someone who will _____ me. I need someone who will give me a _____ when I'm feeling down. I need someone who will support me and help me reach the _____ star. I need someone who will care, someone who will share, someone who will always _____ _____. I need someone who will comfort me, someone who will cheer me on, and hold my hand through nighttime, noon, and dawn. I need you!

Love,
_____

p.s. I also need $3,000 deposited to the nearest Western Union while I'm on business in China. Thank you.

Ottensen said:

There MUST be more to it than this to get women to give up money, coochie, freedom. I'm soooo cunfused.

SCNDLS said:

7+inch non phimosisnized pictures of the weenays?

NMuzakNSoul said:

Just wrong, mista!

SCNDLS said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Send me respond!!!

NMuzakNSoul said:

Oh My God...

sinisterpentatonic said:

reminds me of Morris' whole brass waterbed shpeel.

u know...i ain't retarted of nothing...but how do U spell that...spheil...U know..like when the telemarketer calls U up they try to give U their speil..(sp?....or script...U know what I'm talking about?
[Edited 8/22/09 0:43am]

BobGeorge909 said:

According to dictionary.com: spiel  [speel, shpeel]
–noun
1. a usually high-flown talk or speech, esp. for the purpose of luring people to a movie, a sale, etc.; pitch.
–verb (used without object)
2. to speak extravagantly.
Origin:
1890–95; (n.) < G Spiel or Yiddish shpil play, game; (v.) < G spielen or Yiddish shpiln to play, gamble

funkyslsistah said:

grassy-ass senorita

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