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PrintableSCNDLS said: noimageatall said:  And they all end up as victims on American Justice or Forensic Files.   True. Reminds me of the time I met some men in Miami that were obviously Russian mobsters. The godfather of the group offered to take me to Paris and out shopping.  Dude, I saw Tony Curtis on American Justice talking about you muthafuckas, I don't even think so. Next thing you know I'll wake up in a brothel in some Eastern bloc country. Keep it moving playa, and no I don't need a drink.   ok how obvious? | |
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Ottensen said: SCNDLS said: True. Reminds me of the time I met some men in Miami that were obviously Russian mobsters. The godfather of the group offered to take me to Paris and out shopping. Dude, I saw Tony Curtis on American Justice talking about you muthafuckas, I don't even think so. Next thing you know I'll wake up in a brothel in some Eastern bloc country. Keep it moving playa, and no I don't need a drink. They started their base in north Miami Beach around 163rd street around 1997-2000  . They started all these Russian themed bellydancing restaurants with the bomb ass happy hours. If you had a place at 79th street or above you would go and get your munch on with fab vodka,just being the typical Miami Beach nibblin' drinker on a weekend when you couldn't handle the traffic in South Beach. The bars were always connected to these red velvet curtained restaurants for members only. Those mofos were good for a "HI, how are you I'm new in the neighborhood" kind-a-mack, that starts with "would you like to have dinner with me and my friends" . Yet after polite questioning, ain't nobody got no visa, no degree and no job to speak of. I dated a Russian medical exchange student from Uni Wisconsin, so he broke it all down for to look for.
Back in the day there were plenty of members/key only juke joints in South Beach (like in the basement of the Waldorf on 9th), but that was performance art oriented. This Russian shit was something else altogether. ANDDDD, they started getting so sloppy from the get go with their "bidness" that all these Jewish people would turn up kidnapped and missing and they could always trace it back to some Russian bodybuilderjujitsu lookin' mofo and they would plaster the story all over the New Times. Yeah, those Russians can take a mofo to Paris alright, but er uh, we ain't tryin'ta go out like that. We'll get our drinks and go to Paris on our own without the extortion, kidnapping, and murders, thank you  | |
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Ottensen said: Ottensen said: They started their base in north Miami Beach around 163rd street around 1997-2000 . They started all these Russian themed bellydancing restaurants with the bomb ass happy hours. If you had a place at 79th street or above you would go and get your munch on with fab vodka,just being the typical Miami Beach nibblin' drinker on a weekend when you couldn't handle the traffic in South Beach. The bars were always connected to these red velvet curtained restaurants for members only. Those mofos were good for a "HI, how are you I'm new in the neighborhood" kind-a-mack, that starts with "would you like to have dinner with me and my friends" . Yet after polite questioning, ain't nobody got no visa, no degree and no job to speak of. I dated a Russian medical exchange student from Uni Wisconsin, so he broke it all down for to look for.
Back in the day there were plenty of members/key only juke joints in South Beach (like in the basement of the Waldorf on 9th), but that was performance art oriented. This Russian shit was something else altogether. ANDDDD, they started getting so sloppy from the get go with their "bidness" that all these Jewish people would turn up kidnapped and missing and they could always trace it back to some Russian bodybuilderjujitsu lookin' mofo and they would plaster the story all over the New Times. Yeah, those Russians can take a mofo to Paris alright, but er uh, we ain't tryin'ta go out like that. We'll get our drinks and go to Paris on our own without the extortion, kidnapping, and murders, thank you Jeebus, Moesha, Jamari. Dang. :-0 | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Ottensen said: They started their base in north Miami Beach around 163rd street around 1997-2000 . They started all these Russian themed bellydancing restaurants with the bomb ass happy hours. If you had a place at 79th street or above you would go and get your munch on with fab vodka,just being the typical Miami Beach nibblin' drinker on a weekend when you couldn't handle the traffic in South Beach. The bars were always connected to these red velvet curtained restaurants for members only. Those mofos were good for a "HI, how are you I'm new in the neighborhood" kind-a-mack, that starts with "would you like to have dinner with me and my friends" . Yet after polite questioning, ain't nobody got no visa, no degree and no job to speak of. I dated a Russian medical exchange student from Uni Wisconsin, so he broke it all down for to look for.
Back in the day there were plenty of members/key only juke joints in South Beach (like in the basement of the Waldorf on 9th), but that was performance art oriented. This Russian shit was something else altogether. ANDDDD, they started getting so sloppy from the get go with their "bidness" that all these Jewish people would turn up kidnapped and missing and they could always trace it back to some Russian bodybuilderjujitsu lookin' mofo and they would plaster the story all over the New Times. Yeah, those Russians can take a mofo to Paris alright, but er uh, we ain't tryin'ta go out like that. We'll get our drinks and go to Paris on our own without the extortion, kidnapping, and murders, thank you Jeebus, Moesha, Jamari. Dang. :-0 Girl....that's Miami for you...so damn crooked But I left before the whole global cyberspace community went into effect, so dudes were still tryin'ta pull off the African style scams at the club and in the beach bars | |
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| it's so cheesy
to the amount of women who actually fall for this stuff hook, line and sinker. | |
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LMAO!!!
Damn, he couldn't come up with a better story than that??? I have never been on a dating website and at this point don't think I every will. Just be glad you;re not stupid or desperate. It is really ashame, though, that some women are gullible and lonely enough to fall for these leeches. | |
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I wonder if men get scammed as much as women. I mean I've heard of the whole korean and russian mail order brides but at least you get what you've paid for. Wonder how many dudes are sending money b/c miss world has a sick momma or a baby brother dying of some horrible disease due to lack of anti-biotics.  | |
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That's some crazy shit right there. I can, however imagine you at your computer, pulling this dipshit along, just to see how far he'd go. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL! 
Right after this he asked me for money for his dying mama.  [Edited 7/23/09 13:55pm] | |
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oohhh girlll
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...-fee_fraud Romance angle Main article: Romance scam A recent variant is the Romance Scam, which is a money-for-romance angle. The con artist approaches the victim on an online dating service, an Instant messenger (like Yahoo IM), or a social networking site. The scammer claims an interest in the victim, and posts pictures posted of an attractive person (not themselves). The scammer uses this communication to gain confidence, then asks for money. The con artist may claim to be interested in meeting the victim, but needs cash to book a plane, hotel room, or other expenses. In other cases, they claim they're trapped in a foreign country and need assistance to return, to escape imprisonment by corrupt local officials, to pay for medical expenses due to an illness contracted abroad, and so on. The scammer may also use the confidence gained by the romance angle to introduce some variant of the original Nigerian Letter scheme, such as saying they need to get money or valuables out of the country and offer to share the wealth, making the request for help in leaving the country even more attractive to the victim. In a newer version of the scam, the con artist claims to have 'information' about the fidelity of a person's significant other, which they will share for a fee. This information is garnered through social networking sites by using search parameters such as 'In a relationship' or 'Married'. Anonymous e-mails are first sent to attempt to verify receipt, then a new web based e-mail account is sent along with directions on how to retrieve the information. | |
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Christopher said: oohhh girlll
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...-fee_fraud Romance angle Main article: Romance scam A recent variant is the Romance Scam, which is a money-for-romance angle. The con artist approaches the victim on an online dating service, an Instant messenger (like Yahoo IM), or a social networking site. The scammer claims an interest in the victim, and posts pictures posted of an attractive person (not themselves). The scammer uses this communication to gain confidence, then asks for money. The con artist may claim to be interested in meeting the victim, but needs cash to book a plane, hotel room, or other expenses. In other cases, they claim they're trapped in a foreign country and need assistance to return, to escape imprisonment by corrupt local officials, to pay for medical expenses due to an illness contracted abroad, and so on. The scammer may also use the confidence gained by the romance angle to introduce some variant of the original Nigerian Letter scheme, such as saying they need to get money or valuables out of the country and offer to share the wealth, making the request for help in leaving the country even more attractive to the victim. In a newer version of the scam, the con artist claims to have 'information' about the fidelity of a person's significant other, which they will share for a fee. This information is garnered through social networking sites by using search parameters such as 'In a relationship' or 'Married'. Anonymous e-mails are first sent to attempt to verify receipt, then a new web based e-mail account is sent along with directions on how to retrieve the information. Hot damn mess.
He worked pretty fast. We only chatted for about 2 hours the first time and about 30 minutes the second time before I coaxed him to tell me about his mother's situation cuz I wanted to wrap it up. | |
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SCNDLS said: Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL!
Right after this he asked me for money for his dying mama.
[Edited 7/23/09 13:55pm] I'm sorry but he sounds like rain man. HOT WATER BAD FOR BABY!!!!! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL!
Right after this he asked me for money for his dying mama.
[Edited 7/23/09 13:55pm] I'm sorry but he sounds like rain man. HOT WATER BAD FOR BABY!!!!! Now what heffa in her RET mind gon' open up her pocketbook to THIS fool??? 
And all I was thinking while he was talking about snuggling, wrapped in each other's arms, watching the sun set, lying on the beach was . . . "Gatdamn, that sound HOT!!! That's a lotta body contact, body heat an' shit goin' on in broad daylight. Are you trynta dehydrate my ass and give a bitch heatstroke???"   [Edited 7/23/09 14:04pm] | |
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SCNDLS said: Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL!
Right after this he was asked me for money for his dying mama.
[Edited 7/23/09 13:49pm] He already lost me right thuur when he didn't answer the question you asked him  I'm thinkin', 'Nucca you got a Master's and can't even follow directions enough to come up with a beach when asked '
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Ottensen said: SCNDLS said: Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL!
Right after this he was asked me for money for his dying mama.
[Edited 7/23/09 13:49pm] He already lost me right thuur when he didn't answer the question you asked him I'm thinkin', 'Nucca you got a Master's and can't even follow directions enough to come up with a beach when asked '
I know, right??? He was so wrapped up in what he was typing that he would miss my questions often, another clue that some shit was up. Again, silly wabbit.  | |
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Ottensen said: SCNDLS said: Okay, so here's some of our SECOND conversation for your reading pleasure.
larry: My idea of a perfect evening out with you would start with a picnic on a very secluded bluff overlooking the ocean. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and watch the waves roll in. After we would eat, we would watch the sun set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky. Me: okay see, you're an extra romantic LOL Got me beat. That sounds lovely. what beach would you be on? larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well, being a romantic yourself larry4life35: Any...I have always dream of having a wonderful day with my woman and you ? Me: have you ever done this? larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman Me: that's nice. have you actually done this with someone? larry: Nope I have never done that with any body why did you say that ?? Me: cuz if we ever get a chance to i don't want a secondhandass experience. LOL!
Right after this he was asked me for money for his dying mama.
[Edited 7/23/09 13:49pm] He already lost me right thuur when he didn't answer the question you asked him I'm thinkin', 'Nucca you got a Master's and can't even follow directions enough to come up with a beach when asked '
that's cuz the tv script he was following never mentined no beach. I pity the fool who can't speak off the cuff. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Ottensen said: He already lost me right thuur when he didn't answer the question you asked him I'm thinkin', 'Nucca you got a Master's and can't even follow directions enough to come up with a beach when asked '
that's cuz the tv script he was following never mentined no beach. I pity the fool who can't speak off the cuff. EXACTLY!!! I was also trynna see if he'd commit to a location but he kept it vague. Like when I asked him what part of Dallas he lives in he said "downtown" I'm like, not too many people with kids live downtown. Also, he didn't ask me where I live. Dallas is huge and every guy I've met online will ask where you live in the first few ?s cuz he don't wanna have to drive real far. | |
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SCNDLS said: larry4: The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly. Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would begin to give into our passion. This was the most vomit-inducing part to me. I knew I had to nip this is the bud.  | |
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larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman
10s and 20s mostly. No credit cards please. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman
10s and 20s mostly. No credit cards please. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: larry: I have always dream of having a wonderful time with my soulmate...I am a man that love to give all of me when it comes to relationship and I also want the same from my woman
10s and 20s mostly. No credit cards please. | |
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Aw, man This needs to be a series. | |
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morningsong said: Aw, man
This needs to be a series. I shoulda kept it going and gave you all regular updates. | |
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Dude, sounds like my boy, Smoove B!
"I will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation. It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed. There will also be corn served. " | |
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SCNDLS said: Okay, so inspired by Rhonda's thread about online dating I decided to go to the website I was on years ago and update my profile. So i'm scrolling through some of the guys in my area and I come across this dude's profile. He's cute, with a Master's degree, apparently employed and what not.
So, I send dude a note with my IM contact info in case he wants to chat. I'm mostly bored, definitely not looking for a relationship, but always open to making new friends and what not. 
So, yesterday, dude responds and we chat online for a few hours and immediately warning bells start to ring. Here's the breakdown: 1. I noticed when scrolling the profiles that he had THREE different profiles with different pictures of himself but with the same exact essay with fucked up spelling. When I ask about it he says that he started a profile awhile ago. So what about third one, playa???
2. He describes himself as half white (Irish) and half African. Apparently his mother is from Nigeria. However, his father died when he was 5 and he has no siblings.
3. Although he's American (uh-huh, yeah right) he was born in NYC, raised in Ohio, and now lives in Dallas he's currently in "West Africa Nigeria" (Americans would never say it like this) visiting his sick mother. 
4. He's raising his son who is 10 years old by himself because his girlfriend/baby mama died in a car crash on her way home. (I'm sorry, what did you say? "Bullshit?" Couldn't hear you over these violin strings and my overflowing tears.) 
5. His first relationship after her oh so tragic death resulted in his girlfriend sleeping with his best friend. (Damn, fool you got some bad fucking luck!  )
6. The basic jist of the convo is that he's gorgeous but lonely and just wishes he could find a woman to treat as his queen, worship the ground she walks on, marry, and get pregnant. 
7. Keep in mind that despite having Bachelor's and Master's degrees all his posts are ridiculously mispelled and extremely flowery and over the top with romantic language and imagery. (Nucca, you got me confused with a chick that likes to hear all that fucking sweet talk. )
8. Today, he contacts me and has drastically amped up the sweet talk. (Muthafucka, please, stop )
9. Me and my skeptical ass peeped out this game a mile away but I'm bored and already on the train so I say let's ride this bitch to the end. I ask him: "So are you always such a bad speller?" He says no but a few seconds later he says he has to go for a few minutes when he returns his spelling has miraculously improved.
10. In between wooing me on a secluded beach, while feeding me chocolate covered strawberries or some shit he mentions that he got some bad news about his mother from the doctor. (Really? No! Who saw that coming???  )
11. I reply, "How is she doing? I'm really concerned about her but you don't have to talk about it unless you want to." Wait for it, wait for it . . . Larry Tomson: Yes baby...The Dr called me and told me that my mom need to have a surgery in three days time and I need to deposite some money before they can have the surgery done for her and I dont have the total money they asked me to pay I am shotr of 500$ and I dont have that Me: sorry to hear that. i hope you're able to get it. Larry Tomson: I dont know how to get it can you help me with any amount I am going to pay back as soon as I get back to the state Me: nope, sorry. Me: i'm sure it will all workout Larry Tomson: Can you help me with any amount ? Me: Nah, I ain't gon' be able to help. Me: i guess you don't want to talk to me now, huh? Larry Tomson: nope Larry Tomson: sad Me: okay, take care. 
The morals of the story: A. Game recognize game. B. Them gatdamn African con-men got mad angles. C. Ladies, seriously, please be careful out there when venturing into online dating. If he sounds too good to be true, chances are he's in West Africa Nigeria trynta scam you for money.
[Edited 7/22/09 18:27pm] oh damn! and here i get all pissed off when i hear from no one on craigslist but spam-bots asking me to go put my credit card into some site so they can verify my age. i guess i'm lucky | |
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MrsGoodnight said: heybaby said: Why are they taking pictures with fish?
 I think that they're pics from sites such as 419eaters, where the anti-scammers fuck with the real scammers on the promise of giving them money. Someone on hear posted a link to a fantastic anti-scam, a couple of months ago - they promised to meet this African scammer in some god-forsaken, war torn part of Africa to give him money, then left his silly ass stranded there! I think yeah, there's all sorts of photos of the scammers holding up weird signs, one guy got a tattoo even, of something from stargate I think | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dude, sounds like my boy, Smoove B!
"I will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation. It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed. There will also be corn served. " I just choked on my orange juice | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dude, sounds like my boy, Smoove B!
"I will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation. It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed. There will also be corn served. " | |
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There will also be corn served? wt...
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