I was once told it would be janeane garafolo, but I don't think I'm quite that darkly cynical. Or even political for that matter.

So I have no idea. But I hope it's a musical and in the end I get to be a princess.

I'd probably get some unknown actress...
And let whoopi play me as an older woman

director?
possibly spike.

Actress: Sanaa Lathan
Director: Malcolm Lee (I loved how he did "The Best Man", it's one of my top favorite movies)

senik said:

yeah, the amy ones are a hoot, but for the purposes of this thread, i felt that the hilary/hulk clip showcased all the emotions an actor would need to portray my life story.

CarrieMpls said:

Her real personality is not just like you, but I could see her playing you if that makes sense

sammij said:

We need more famous women with locs

Anxiety said:

MrsMdiver said:

Mama B!!! I promise - this weekend - you'll get an Orgnote. BIG hug to you and Phil.


I'll take that as a compliment - although Jason Statham's pout is far more convincing/scary than mine. Maybe I should pick John Malkovich.

I love the amount of thought people have given to this...

onenitealone said:

Hello handsome!

No, Jason Statham would fit better. I do not find John M the least bit attractive.

The only thought I have given this thread is reading your post.

I do not think there is an actor that would want to play my life nor a director that would find it film worthy.

I do not look like anyone famous any how.


I hope you are doing ok. I look forward to an orgnote. I will fill in you then.

johnny depp would play me . even though i look nothing like him, he would make it happen . spike lee or scorcese at the helm maybe . god, what an awful, boring flick that would be though, even with those folks involved

Prince. I'll let him direct it too, damn that would be funny we have similar features. I'm just way taller but who cares?

NMuzakNSoul said:

You look like Prince?

You actually look a lot like my older brother when he was around your age.

She could do it justice minus her signature "pout".

Nia Long or Pam Grier

JustErin said:

I hear it from a lot of people that see me so figure I'd run with it for laughs.

Your brother sounds like a cool guy then.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Yes, my whole family is fucking awesome.

Thandie Newton...


Directed by Doug Liman.

sammij said:

I could see it lol














Then as director:

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sammij said:

Oh, my God, yes!

Byron said:

Quit playing! Or I'll do it!

Brian White

I think Liv Tyler with this look would work.






Woody Allen would direct.

dreamfactory313 said:

Hello.

Monica Bellucci with director Sam Mendes.

Vin Diesel as me...

Guy Ritchie in a mish-mash of Snatch and Rock-n-Rolla....

reneGade20 said:

she would of course have to grow her eyebrows out for this role

ZombieKitten said:

OMG, I told you she reminded me of you like a million years ago, and you were like "umm, no!"

thekidsgirl said:

then I saw Dan in real life and she was a dork just like me!