See, this is nutts.

So I'm staying with my mom for the first time since I left my parents home when I was 20 n now I see where all my crazy issues n little quirks come from. It's like all the repressed screwed up shit that u forgot all about come flooding back it's really f'd up.

Well apparently she's about had it w us being here too, cuz for no reason, that I can figure out anyway she starts whippin shit n slamming shit around the kitchen, n yelling at me all kinds of nonsense. All I could do was laugh. Then she starts stirring her coffee in a very aggressive manner.

Can anyone sat, No WIre Hangers!?!?!

Then b4 the manic episode I pull up come rollin thru town bringing the kids back from the lake, ps. I now ha e a bread machine in my back seat that I don't even think it works, n the whole town of Ashland is on their porches. Picture a main street that's a big hill w row home after row home n a VFW on every corner. So anyways ppl are running a muck on the sidewalks w cameras n shit. I'm like wth??
So me n the kids get out n were unloading the car n next thing yanno everyone us cheering, n the weatherman rides down the street on a bike wearing spandex n everyone in an uproar w flashes going.

This is too much for me rite now.

sounds like my family!
[Edited 7/22/09 22:17pm]

and hopefully after that you woke up and it was all a bad dream

Close your eyes.



I'm gonna cover yo ass with this sheet.

INSATIABLE said:

And she didn't leave anything for you in her will either