What would be the first thing that you would do if you woke up and discovered that you had become god?

Probably jack off.

I would make every military weapon disappear.

We could still keep knives though...

IceNine said:

wake people the fuck up

TRON said:

I would keep all of my family and friends alive forever.

Go to every church and tell everyone to believe in and listen to themselves.

rdhull said:

Well, when I first wake up I'm not exactly ambitious. Plus, I'd wanna know what a god-like orgasm was like.

Then, I'd move on to world peace and absolute happiness.

I think that I would go with the classics and torture and punish all those who didn't believe in me and my eternal greatness... I would create a place for their eternal torture to satisfy my vanity.

Yes... this would be great.

IceNine said:

reinvoke the search function


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I would clone myself so that I could be worshipped by a REAL gay brigade

TRON said:

I just thought it funny..so business as usual. What do most guys do when they wake up if alone?..jack off. God , or as a god , one would probably do that llike business as usual and then go on about making things right etc lol.

look at the threads

the stars are discipating like

melting snow

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

stop lying supa

I'd appoint someone more qualified to be God.

rdhull said:

I'd make sure they are as agressively gay as I am

rdhull said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lie no. 2

DOLPHINA said:

you again!!!

Act #2: I would write a new bible and I would tell everyone to wear their underwear outside of their pants and I would decree that everyone must clean their bottoms with their socks after pooping and then wear the socks again. The underwear would be worn on the outside of the pants so that we could see that they were clean... this wouldn't matter, as you could chocolate stain your trousers all you wanted, but your underwear wouldn't look like the Indy 500 anymore.

rdhull said:

OK, I'll stop lying. I would create an all new realm seperate from Heaven and Hell and send all the good looking guys on the planet there. Then I would shut the gates behind me and let the worshipping begin

IceNine said:

Like Madonna did!

rdhull said:

I was actually stealing it from Woody Allen in Bananas, but Madonna was onto something! :LOL:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that is lie no.3

IceNine said:

I have not seen Bananas ( ducks)

rdhull said:

Ooooh!

The new dictator of San Marcos decrees that everyone must change their underwear every half-hour and that they must wear their underwear on the outside so that they can check!

:LOL:

IceNine said:

You have to see "Bananas," RD... you won't regret it!

go see Larry Graham and kick his ass

First off, I'd send Pauly Shore to an evelasting fiery hell, then I'd send him George W. Bush to keep him company.

I'd make the world look a hell of a lot more like the Star Wars universe, with cool aliens and whatnot! Of course, I would have my own lightsaber, and Natalie Portman!

I'd create a pantheon of new saints, like David Lynch as the patron saint of film, Prince as the patron saint of meglomaniacal pop stars, and thechronic as patron saint of jackasses from the golden triangle.

Hell would run Scooby Doo (the movie), Batman and Robin, The Avengers, and Highlander II on a continuous loop for all eternity! All who flamed me on the Org would have to suffer this fate!

Limp Bizket, NSync, and all other such ilk would be completely erased from the space time continuum, as if they had never existed!

All the chicks would dig me! All the other guys would become gay, and they would all lust after my friend the organgrinder!

I'd cure Icenine's fear of spiders.

I'd give my favorite Orgers their own continents to rule! (just imagine: VinaBluvia! The Republic Of CarrieLee! The United Kingdom of KingSausage! POOKville! Wellbeyondia! The possibilities are endless!)


I'd ban reality shows from the airwaves!

I'd make everyone's outward appearance match their inner beauty.

I'd give Michael Jackson his old face back, and I'd make him black again!