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In Loving Memory It is with the saddest of heart that I inform you of the loss of a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Those attending the service included Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough and two children, John and Jane Dough: plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.  WHO ME? | |
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No way! I love that man.  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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lashious said: Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough and two children, John and Jane Dough: plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
. But I thought he had washboard abs. "Climb in my fur." | |
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RIP Doughboy | |
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I hope he has a dignified funeral.  | |
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No, Please tell me this isn't true. 
And, I just had him at dinner last night. 
RIP
I mean over for dinner.  [This message was edited Tue Dec 17 9:40:37 PST 2002 by CherryMoon] **************************************************
If the wind blew every petal from your precious red rose 
Would U be afraid of what U'd find inside? 
Prince - Dreamin' About U | |
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 Me sad girl.I loved that little Doughboy
He was real tasty to.  | |
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i guess he'll popover to the other side [This message was edited Tue Dec 17 15:35:27 PST 2002 by XxAxX] | |
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this is
(for better or worse) the tongue-in-cheekiest thing I've read on the org...  I'll see you tonight..
in ALL MY DREAMS.. |
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I loved his laugh. RIP, Doughboy. _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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lashious u crack me up...  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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it's good DoughBoys double life never came n2 play! He had a choclate Hostess Cupcake on the side, along with 2 Ho Ho's he kept n a deluxe packaged suite.
DoughBoy, also known as PoppinFresh kept his fast life on the down under grill. An early riser, Dough kept his boyhood love 4 one Cinnamon Roll, and her sister Ester, who later went on 2 stir controversy n ethnic television rolls, very quiet. Dough's home boys, Cookie Crisp, and CoCo Puff mourned his passing, saying, "Fresh had what it took, he mighta been a big bisquit, but he still knew what batter he came from." 
y'all no eye couldn't resist puttin that n | |
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To think I braced my self for this fucking thread... :X
  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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