phunkdaddy said: Vendetta1 said: no, it ain't. That shit is awesome. The reaction from the man is worth my achy breaky jaw the next day. So you enjoy watching a dude bitch out from a blow job. Hell yeah...knowing that you have the power to make a grown mans toes curl up and grit his teeth like a mutha fucka, shit my underwear and the Atlantic ocean would have to battle it out to see whats wetter. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Genesia said: johnart said: I won't even listen to such blasphemy.
It's a good thing Sweetie isn't here. He'd some folks. LOL well shhhhh...don't tell him. we wanna talk some trash ... hhehehe this is the time of the first fast. | |
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toots said: mcmeekle said: I can't remember. I'm married.
FINALLY someone got what I was getting at Aw dammit! I scanned the thread quickly to see if anyone posted something similar. Too quickly obviously! You wouldn't mind editing yours out to make my post look like it was first, would you? And yes, sometimes being married sucks. Or doesn't. | |
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Vendetta1 said: MsMisha319 said: Giving them is definitely overrated
no, it ain't. That shit is awesome. The reaction from the man is worth my achy breaky jaw the next day. Smooches;) Well, I'll give your number to my hubby and you can take over those duties. I can do without..... Smooches;) | |
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thesexofit said: Sorry for the shit title, but hey, thats me.
Anyway, does anyone else find them overated? I mean, its a nice warm feeling and all, but after a few minutes, it gets kinda boring. I much prefer a decent handjob then a blowjob. Anyone agree? [Edited 7/15/09 17:46pm] look...when you find yourself saying ..."I'll marry you and you don't ever have to have with me if you don't want to, as long as I can have THIS anytime I want" <----that's when you know you've been served proper. anything else... just a token jesture. [Edited 7/16/09 16:26pm] this is the time of the first fast. | |
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NastradumasKid said: paintedlady said: No, making a man cum hard is my main objective in a bedroom, so I get turned on while doing it if he receives lots of pleasure from it... the more he likes it... the more I do it. Repeatedly if he wants, and my lips look great the next day.
If he doesn't like it.... well, I never met a man that didn't like it. You're naughty man. I'll make a man cum but I ain't swallowing . Smooches;) | |
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Wow, swallowing is gross?
What do you do, run away when it's time to blow? | |
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JustErin said: Wow, swallowing is gross?
What do you do, run away when it's time to blow? I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: JustErin said: Wow, swallowing is gross?
What do you do, run away when it's time to blow? I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) So you'll let him jizz on you elsewhere? | |
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mcmeekle said: toots said: FINALLY someone got what I was getting at Aw dammit! I scanned the thread quickly to see if anyone posted something similar. Too quickly obviously! You wouldn't mind editing yours out to make my post look like it was first, would you? The joke only works if you specify that you're married. Toots didn't. "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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AlexdeParis said: mcmeekle said: Aw dammit! I scanned the thread quickly to see if anyone posted something similar. Too quickly obviously! You wouldn't mind editing yours out to make my post look like it was first, would you? The joke only works if you specify that you're married. Toots didn't. Obviously YOU didnt get my joke Here let me explain: This is said when a person hasnt had a blowjob which obviously women CANT get BJ's OR/AND a lesbian OR havent gave a random BJ yet or dont know HOW to give one. SHE got my joke and so did another poster. What makes a difference if Im married or not to comment. Seriously equipment is key. Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
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thesexofit said: MarySharon said: what's overated to you? Performing it or receiving it?
Recieving it. Iam a straight man so, thus far anyway, I ain't ever given anyone a blowjob. I know girls love given them, but I just find the whole thing abit overated. I have had much better handjobs then blowjobs. I mean, its nobody's fault, but you suck on a cock, you suck so more, and it just gets abit tedious after awhile Ahhh. So you've never had anyone with skills give you head. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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MsMisha319 said: JustErin said: Wow, swallowing is gross?
What do you do, run away when it's time to blow? I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) You are just NO fun. lol I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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ufoclub said: JustErin said: What? I mean to say the desire of the servicer to service as a pleasure in itself is key to a good bj for both parties really. That's what's up. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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JustErin said: ufoclub said: I mean to say the desire of the servicer to service as a pleasure in itself is key to a good bj for both parties really. I'll agree to that but skill makes a huge difference. Even better. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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toots said: AlexdeParis said: The joke only works if you specify that you're married. Toots didn't. Obviously YOU didnt get my joke Here let me explain: This is said when a person hasnt had a blowjob which obviously women CANT get BJ's OR/AND a lesbian OR havent gave a random BJ yet or dont know HOW to give one. What does any of that have to do with not knowing what a blowjob is? You said, "What are those?" SHE got my joke and so did another poster. What makes a difference if Im married or not to comment. Seriously equipment is key.
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KidaDynamite said: phunkdaddy said: So you enjoy watching a dude bitch out from a blow job. Hell yeah...knowing that you have the power to make a grown mans toes curl up and grit his teeth like a mutha fucka, shit my underwear and the Atlantic ocean would have to battle it out to see whats wetter. Don't laugh at my funk
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mcmeekle said: I can't remember. I'm married.
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JustErin said: MsMisha319 said: I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) So you'll let him jizz on you elsewhere? Umm, yes Is that illegal or something? Smooches;) | |
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SUPRMAN said: MsMisha319 said: I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) You are just NO fun. lol It doesn't bother him, so.... Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: SUPRMAN said: You are just NO fun. lol It doesn't bother him, so.... Smooches;) Awwww, . . . Is that what he tells you? I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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That's why it is the ultimate fantasy to blow one on Misha's cheekbones | |
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MsMisha319 said: JustErin said: So you'll let him jizz on you elsewhere? Umm, yes Is that illegal or something? Smooches;) no, I was curious if you were a jizzaphobe. | |
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SUPRMAN said: MsMisha319 said: I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) You are just NO fun. lol No fun you say? It could be darn funny if she were to scream FIRE as she's running away!!!! okay. okay...maybe I have strange sense of humor this is the time of the first fast. | |
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JustErin said: MsMisha319 said: I get it as far away from my face as possible Smooches;) So you'll let him jizz on you elsewhere? Hell yeah i'll jizz on her elsewhere if i'm trying to avoid getting her pregnant. Preferably the tits. [Edited 7/16/09 20:50pm] Don't laugh at my funk
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phunkdaddy said: JustErin said: So you'll let him jizz on you elsewhere? Hell yeah i'll jizz on her elsewhere if i'm trying to avoid getting her pregnant. Preferably the tits. YOU'RE fucking Misha?? that chick is smokin' | |
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Cinnie said: phunkdaddy said: Hell yeah i'll jizz on her elsewhere if i'm trying to avoid getting her pregnant. Preferably the tits. YOU'RE fucking Misha?? that chick is smokin' It's all coming together now... | |
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L4OATheOriginal said:[quote]
"the truth will b told and 4 those that fear that xposure of it ..oh well! u won't ever silence me. the innocent have voices that need 2 b heard and u will hear them" does this quote have anything to do with hacking ppl's computer and you and your crew calling home ph numbers and cell ph numbers registered online? I dont know what this quote is supposed to mean or be about, but it sounds like slap in my face after I had graciously dropped the matter. You and your crew should thank me. As a Notary, I had some things for other people/business on this puter. Fortunately, I don't do digitial signatures, so there didnt seem to be anything you could use. That was lucky .... that was very lucky. Cuz I had to make some calls on that. I will never transfer over to the digital signature technology. Especially after that incident. As far as innocent voices that need to be heard goes ....HUH? I'm not picking up on what your laying down dude. the only TRUE innocent voice that needs to be heard is the one of a small child that needs to be protected feel safe without harrassment. Without the phone calls. Without other musicians driving up from the coast showing up at the house...what the heck was that all about? the man stared at my eyes for an eternity. I was thinking do I know this guy? so I started asking questions. I don't know for sure if he was connected to you, but the timing and the whole incident was very VERY uncomfortable. It made no sense. I was soooo glad I had a house full of company. My son didnt like him either. Always trust the instincts of a child. ..as they say. It was weird, it was out of order and he was very pushy... and he lingered unnecessarily long...staring at my face ....mostly my eyes. I didnt like that. I didn't sign on for all that. But like I said, I graciously let that drop. and let it go. Now here you come with this waving this crazy quote around that makes no sense.... especially coming from you...after all that happened. Man, I just came to this thread to cut up a bit and try to have some fun. Thanks for screwing that up. Appreciate it [Edited 7/16/09 21:25pm] [Edited 7/16/09 21:39pm] [Edited 7/16/09 21:52pm] this is the time of the first fast. | |
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JustErin said: MsMisha319 said: Umm, yes Is that illegal or something? Smooches;) no, I was curious if you were a jizzaphobe. | |
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