In the democratic republic of congo, a militia of male chimpanzees roughly two dozen strong in numbers
quietly treks single file through the jungle floor, stopping frequently to sniff the air and listen for their prey. Contrary to what
people once believed Chimpanzees eat meat as well as vegetation much like humans do. The leader will
stop. look back to make sure his followers are in tune with him (and they ALWAYS are), and lead each stealthily closer and closer
to their prey.
Suddenly, their prey is spotted, and the platoon splits into smaller groups surrounding it so that it has no possible chance
to escape once they move in on it. Once caught they will beat the prey with rocks, their fists, and whatever
is at their disposal, biting at it’s flesh until it succumbs to death.
The prey is a female juvenile Chimpanzee. They encircle her and commence to beating her senseless in a violent and
rather loud battle. Despite her desperation, she has no chance to escape, no chance to fight them, no chance whatsoever.
If she had been a juvenile male chimpanzee they would have torn his genitals off in the process.
Once dead, the invading Chimps will tear her limb from limb and pass her parts around to be eaten, before they disappear
once again through the jungle back to their own territory.
Just south a couple miles south of the site of the massacre, on the other side of the congo, resides a colony of primates almost identical to the
chimpanzee in every way, except they’re a bit smaller, and stand a bit more human like. These animals
are called bonobos.
Where Chimpanzees will alienate their surrounding neighbors and move in on their territory at every chance
they get, bonobos, when they run into neighboring ‘tribe’s will resort to a much different behavior.
They will have an orgy.
When a bonobo meets a stranger of the bonobo type, they will greet with a kiss, often french kissing, rubbing and stimulation of
the genitals, and intercourse, This behavior will be conducted regardless of the sexual configration of the meeting, and bonobos
will engage in both heterosexual and homosexual displays of affection.
Bonobos resolve all of their social dilemmas through sexual behavior. A bonobo, male or female, will try to bargain with another
through sex. Bonobos will reward each other with sex. Hell, bonobos will negotiate through sex.
Bonobos are not menogamous, neither possessing a partner, dominating it, nor controlling it. Rather they engage in rampant
mutli-partner sexual escapades and do not seem to care if their partner is male or female. Female sexual contact is very common
where two females will rub each other’s vaginas together in a contorted “scissoring” position.

Why this remarkable difference in characteristics, despite the fact that they are almost identical and come from a common
recent chimp ancestor (no more than a few million years) ? The reason why chimpanzees don’t invade bonobo territories
is pretty obvious--neither large primate is fond of swimming, so when the populations somehow became isolated from
one another on opposite sides of the congo, they evolved to have their own sets of characteristics.
But why such a remarkable difference?

Scientist speculate that because the bonobos resided on the more fertile, resource abundant side, there was no need to evolve
special war-like characteristics. But the verdict is still out.

I have my own theory on this. Firstly, bonobos are matriarchal. That is, the females are the top dogs in these groups.
Whenever you let females run the show, it’s my opinion that cooperation becomes more likely. Testosterone is a hellova
hormone.
Surely with women in charge, wars will end and folks will get down to the business of freakin’ the shit out of each other
in endless combinations, where neighboring tribes will never have to worry about being torn to shreads--only the possibility
that those around you are making fun of your shoes behind your back. But hey, the sex is great!











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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...


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In the democratic republic of congo, a militia of male chimpanzees roughly two dozen strong in numbers quietly treks single file through the jungle floor, stopping frequently to sniff the air and listen for their prey. Contrary to what people once believed Chimpanzees eat meat as well as vegetation much like humans do. The leader will stop. look back to make sure his followers are in tune with him (and they ALWAYS are), and lead each stealthily closer and closer to their prey. Suddenly, their prey is spotted, and the platoon splits into smaller groups surrounding it so that it has no possible chance to escape once they move in on it. Once caught they will beat the prey with rocks, their fists, and whatever is at their disposal, biting at it’s flesh until it succumbs to death. The prey is a female juvenile Chimpanzee. They encircle her and commence to beating her senseless in a violent and rather loud battle. She has no chance to escape, no chance to fight them, no chance whatsoever. If she had been a juvenile male chimpanzee they would have torn his genitals off in the process. Once dead, the invading Chimps will tear her limb from limb and pass her parts around to be eaten, before they dissappear once again through the jungle back to their own territory. Just south a couple miles south of their, on the other side of the congo, resides a colony of primates almost identical to the chimpanzee in every way, except they’re a bit smaller, and stand a bit more human like. These animals are called bonobos. Where Chimpanzees will alienate their surrounding neighbors and move in on their territory at every chance they get, bonobos, when they run into neighboring ‘tribe’s will resort to a much different behavior. They will have an orgy.
When a bonobo meets a stranger of the bonobo type, they will great with a kiss, often french kissing, rubbing and stimulation of the genitals, and intercourse, This behavior will be conducted regardless of the sexual configration of the meeting, and bonobos will engage in both heterosexual and homosexual displays of affection. Bonobos resolve all of their social dilemmas through sexual behavior. A bonobo, male or female, will try to bargain with another through sex. Bonobos will reward each other with sex. Hell, bonobos will negotiate through sex. Bonobos are not menogamous, neither possessing a partner, dominating it, nor controlling it. Rather they engage in rampant mutli-partner sexual escapades and do not seem to care if their partner is male or female. Female sexual contact is very common where two females will rub each other’s vaginas together in a contorted “scissoring” position.

Why this remarkable difference in characteristics, despite the fact that they are almost identical and come from a commong recent chimp ancestor (no more than a few million years) ? The reason why chimpanzees don’t invade bonobo territories is pretty obvious--neither large primate is fond of swimming, so when the populations somehow became isolated from one another on opposite sides of the congo, they evolved to have their own sets of characteristics. But why such a remarkable difference?

Scientist speculate that because the bonobos resided on the more fertile, resource abundant side, there was no need to evolve special war-like characteristics. But the verdict is still out.

I have my own theory on this. Firstly, bonobos are matriarchal. That is, the femals are the top dogs in these groups. They Whenever you let females run the show, it’s my opinion that cooperation becomes more likely. Testosterone is a hellova hormone.
Surely with women in charge, wars will end and folks will get down to the business of freakin’ the shit out of each other in endless combinations, where neighboring tribes will never have to worry about being torn to shreads--only the possibility that those around you are making fun of your shoes behind your back. But hey, the sex is great!

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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...

I really wanted to read it, but the colours were distracting. Others might feel the same way. Just doing my job.

Fauxie said:

The colors represent who I am now.
You should respect that.
This is the way I will post for the rest of my
time here at the org, or at least until I change
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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...

Imago said:

I just wanted to read your post more easily, boo.

It was very interesting. Do the Bonobos have any issues with STD's?

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Fauxie said:

I'm not really sure. I was trying to promote a wildly female centric
lifestyle and no-strings-attached polygamous sex. To mention the
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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...

Imago said:

Seems like a lot of work... colorful though...

Come to the Cali Bay, maybe that'll help?

Imago said:

Ah, of course. I forgot I was back in GD again!

RenHoek said:

Surely got the code saved somewhere.

RenHoek said:

surely got the code saved somewhere, boo





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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...

Imago said:

You mean "irritating"? lol...

Sorry, but it's a pain in the ass selective-quoting you now ...It took me 10 minutes to quote your damn photo shots on my "Most Beautiful Place" thread.

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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
a heart of gold, but so does an egg.

3 weeks and counting...

Imago said:

I had "[color=brown]" stuck in my response and could NOT figure out to get rid of it without fucking up all the other colors lol ...

And, yes, people, I said "fuck"

Byron said:

If it’s any help, I normally tire of my fads and stuff
as quickly as I change avatars.
It’s very difficult when nobody understands my art.
Hell, nobody is even responding to this story but
Fauxie, and that’s cause he has a crush on me.






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You will be judged by your actions and not your intentions. You may have
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3 weeks and counting...


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Cool story bro.

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3 weeks and counting...

make not

Imago said:

XxAxX said:

Alej said:

Imago said:

That's hot.

Byron said:

Mach said:

XxAxX said:

Alej said:

They guy with the mustache looks like he'd be good in bed.

Imago said:

Christopher said: