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Printable1sexymf said: paintedlady said: SCNDLS told me she was gonna talk about me and cussed me out for allowing him near me, she told me that's what I get.  Well at least u warned the rest of the world about the ugly dicks on the loose! I know right.... my love life is like a PSA for what not to get involved with. | |
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paintedlady said: 1sexymf said: Well at least u warned the rest of the world about the ugly dicks on the loose! I know right.... my love life is like a PSA for what not to get involved with. Phimosis Playas on the loose. Stay back ugly shriveled up babydick!!!!  | |
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NastradumasKid said: paintedlady said: I know right.... my love life is like a PSA for what not to get involved with. Phimosis Playas on the loose. Stay back ugly shriveled up babydick!!!! And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! | |
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paintedlady said: NastradumasKid said: Phimosis Playas on the loose. Stay back ugly shriveled up babydick!!!! And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! Uh Oh  | |
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paintedlady said: NastradumasKid said: Phimosis Playas on the loose. Stay back ugly shriveled up babydick!!!! And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! How to catch a muthafuck with Phimosis  | |
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DanceWme said: paintedlady said: And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! How to catch a muthafuck with Phimosis  Dude no babydick!!!! What will they do to the guys who have them??!!  | |
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DanceWme said: paintedlady said: And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! How to catch a muthafuck with Phimosis surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I nominate this for the Thread Of The Year! | |
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1sexymf said: I nominate this for the Thread Of The Year!
Best thread ever! wouldn't it be fucked up if he this site? | |
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NastradumasKid said: 1sexymf said: I nominate this for the Thread Of The Year!
Best thread ever! wouldn't it be fucked up if he this site? shit he should feel honored he can make so many smile.... more like laugh at his expense  but I'm sure he'll take it 
You all would be some popcorn eating mofos watching our argument play out online though... | |
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paintedlady said: NastradumasKid said: Best thread ever! wouldn't it be fucked up if he this site? shit he should feel honored he can make so many smile.... more like laugh at his expense but I'm sure he'll take it
You all would be some popcorn eating mofos watching our argument play out online though... you need to show them that picture.  please  ! | |
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DanceWme said: paintedlady said: And the new word for today is..... children let's say it together... (((PHIMOSIS)))) they should run a story on Dateline for real! How to catch a muthafuck with Phimosis "You intend to have sexual intercourse with that? Sir, do you think it right for you to spread fungal infections randomly to unsuspecting women? A penis needs not to be cheesy and looking like a piece of um.... okra. What do you have to say for yourself? Would your family approve?" "Take him away!" .... clip to 8 men in hazmat suits hauling dude away to a lab. [Edited 7/9/09 14:27pm] | |
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NastradumasKid said: paintedlady said: shit he should feel honored he can make so many smile.... more like laugh at his expense but I'm sure he'll take it
You all would be some popcorn eating mofos watching our argument play out online though... you need to show them that picture. please ! online is foreva!!! No way... | |
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paintedlady said: NastradumasKid said: UG-LY!!!!!  SCNDLS told me she was gonna talk about me and cussed me out for allowing him near me, she told me that's what I get. Painted, you know I lubs you like a play cousin but after seeing that pic, noticing he ain't got no neck, and finding out that the cause of the "no neckedness" is due to the hump on his muthafuckin' back. . . sorry but you brought that dick on a half shell situation on ya damn self. God, put the warning signs for all the world to see on Front Street but you were too busy trynta be nice and kindhearted and shit. I bet you won't do that shit again. I wouldn't have got passed his missing neck to ever find out he had a pants full o' cauliflower. 
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paintedlady said: NastradumasKid said: :he: Sowey  ( Sucks Thumbs )She had me LMAO!!! She really does love me.  She really does.I love you but I don't trust your man picker any mo' | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: SCNDLS told me she was gonna talk about me and cussed me out for allowing him near me, she told me that's what I get. Painted, you know I lubs you like a play cousin but after seeing that pic, noticing he ain't got no neck, and finding out that the cause of the "no neckedness" is due to the hump on his muthafuckin' back. . . sorry but you brought that dick on a half shell situation on ya damn self. God, put the warning signs for all the world to see on Front Street but you were too busy trynta be nice and kindhearted and shit. I bet you won't do that shit again. I wouldn't have got passed his missing neck to ever find out he had a pants full o' cauliflower.
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: SCNDLS told me she was gonna talk about me and cussed me out for allowing him near me, she told me that's what I get. Painted, you know I lubs you like a play cousin but after seeing that pic, noticing he ain't got no neck, and finding out that the cause of the "no neckedness" is due to the hump on his muthafuckin' back. . . sorry but you brought that dick on a half shell situation on ya damn self. God, put the warning signs for all the world to see on Front Street but you were too busy trynta be nice and kindhearted and shit. I bet you won't do that shit again. I wouldn't have got passed his missing neck to ever find out he had a pants full o' cauliflower.
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Best thread of the year. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Patient: Doctor what's wrong with my dick?
Doctor: You got the Phimosis. Patient: The Utmostis? Doctor: NO! The Phimosis. But it is the utmostis pitiful dick I've seen today. | |
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That muh-fuggas name is 'Cheeze'???  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: That muh-fuggas name is 'Cheeze'???
 What the hell!? | |
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DesireeNevermind said: and folks this is what his penis looks like once the skin was finally pulled back. | |
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paintedlady said: DesireeNevermind said: and folks this is what his penis looks like once the skin was finally pulled back. DUH DUH DUHHHHH!!!!! 1000x That's skin??!!! ewwwww!!!! | |
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Come on y'all...he ain't that bad lookin'. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Come on y'all...he ain't that bad lookin'.
He look like a fucked up version of Uncle Phil from Bel Air... | |
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NastradumasKid said: KidaDynamite said: Come on y'all...he ain't that bad lookin'.
He look like a fucked up version of Uncle Phil from Bel Air...  | |
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NastradumasKid said: KidaDynamite said: Come on y'all...he ain't that bad lookin'.
He look like a fucked up version of Uncle Phil from Bel Air...
I mean he's not really my type but he's not ugly. I'm jus sayin' aside from the fact that {like SCNDLS said} he doesn't have a neck and the the bacteria encrusted dick he could find someone out there to love him. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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NastradumasKid said: KidaDynamite said: Come on y'all...he ain't that bad lookin'.
He look like a fucked up version of Uncle Phil from Bel Air... Aw Dayum | |
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