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DesireeNevermind said: why they call it phimosis. why not uglydickitus?
runfromthedickitis | |
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pimpledickosis | |
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DesireeNevermind said: 1sexymf said:  Be glad THAT'S the only side effect you're suffering from.
OMG, I can't stop laughing! 
dayum.Uglyassdickfuckeryitis | |
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NastradumasKid said: DesireeNevermind said:
dayum.Uglyassdickfuckeryitis Derewillbenofuckinitis | |
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1sexymf said: NastradumasKid said: Uglyassdickfuckeryitis Derewillbenofuckinitis Getyafuckinassbeatdownitis.  | |
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penilebumpitus | |
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First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!) 
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving. 
But for real you know what to do so quit playing. 
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu! 
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids.  | |
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SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. don't you dare leave us alone with these fried okra dicks.
is it Friday yet? dayum. I needz a drank | |
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DesireeNevermind said: SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. don't you dare leave us alone with these fried okra dicks.
is it Friday yet? dayum. I needz a drank Good IDEA! Shit dicks like that will drive a bitch to alcoholism, for real! 
wash my eyes out and forget... "I know all the is to know about the Crying Game..." | |
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SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. First: You lost me at "fuck" Second: That's just and
Third: Jesus Cyfer  Desiree but I don't blame him if He/She is mad at her for posting nasty pictures
Fourth: I can't someone I don't know.....Okay I lied | |
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SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! | |
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1sexymf said: SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Sexting???!!!  | |
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NastradumasKid said: 1sexymf said: Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Sexting???!!! OMG, yes - Don't knock it until u try it - I'm about to die from horniness - tho' this thread kinda killed it, nah, I changed my mind - dude is soooo hot, I will be doing this ALL afternoon  | |
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1sexymf said: NastradumasKid said: Sexting???!!! OMG, yes - Don't knock it until u try it - I'm about to die from horniness - tho' this thread kinda killed it, nah, I changed my mind - dude is soooo hot, I will be doing this ALL afternoon Lord!!!! Phone sex is fine. | |
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1sexymf said: SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Nuh uhhhhh, I was notified by the coochie shooter herself. 
But I'ma leave you folks with this email that I got LITERALLY one minute ago, it just seemed so right for ya'll twisted mofos.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, " Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It... it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it? | |
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SCNDLS said: 1sexymf said: Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Nuh uhhhhh, I was notified by the coochie shooter herself.
But I'ma leave you folks with this email that I got LITERALLY one minute ago, it just seemed so right for ya'll twisted mofos.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, " Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It... it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it? Oh God I see why most black people DON'T go to threapy even though they need it.  [Edited 7/9/09 11:36am] | |
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SCNDLS said: 1sexymf said: Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Nuh uhhhhh, I was notified by the coochie shooter herself.
But I'ma leave you folks with this email that I got LITERALLY one minute ago, it just seemed so right for ya'll twisted mofos.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, " Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It... it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?  | |
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NastradumasKid said: SCNDLS said: First: Fuck all ya'll sick ass muthafuckas on this fucked up thread fuckin' my head and eyes up on a Thursday afternoon with some fucked up dicks.
(Painted, I'm sending you my counseling bill immejetly, heffa!)
Second: Painted, knowing you and that magical, mystical confetti shooting coochie of yours I'm surprised you didn't stick a straw in that bitch, drain it and keep it moving.
But for real you know what to do so quit playing.
Third: Desiree I'm on the line with Jesus and he mad at chu!
Fourth: I'm out. Love all ya'll sick bastids. First: You lost me at "fuck" Second: That's just and
Third: Jesus Cyfer Desiree but I don't blame him if He/She is mad at her for posting nasty pictures
Fourth: I can't someone I don't know.....Okay I lied | |
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SCNDLS said: 1sexymf said: Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Nuh uhhhhh, I was notified by the coochie shooter herself.
But I'ma leave you folks with this email that I got LITERALLY one minute ago, it just seemed so right for ya'll twisted mofos.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, " Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It... it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?  | |
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NastradumasKid said: 1sexymf said: OMG, yes - Don't knock it until u try it - I'm about to die from horniness - tho' this thread kinda killed it, nah, I changed my mind - dude is soooo hot, I will be doing this ALL afternoon Lord!!!! Phone sex is fine. Naw, the things he texts to me that he wants to do to me... Oh Lawd! | |
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SCNDLS said: 1sexymf said: Aw girl, u just as sick for opening and posting too! I am laughing my ass of this afternoon! i can't stop giggling. Between the sexting I'm doing and reading this thread I AM ABOUT TO DIE!!! Nuh uhhhhh, I was notified by the coochie shooter herself.
But I'ma leave you folks with this email that I got LITERALLY one minute ago, it just seemed so right for ya'll twisted mofos.
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father, when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, " Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It... it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?
I TOLD U you're just as twisted! | |
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1sexymf said: NastradumasKid said: Lord!!!! Phone sex is fine. Naw, the things he texts to me that he wants to do to me... Oh Lawd! give us a sample will ya?  | |
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U really want a sample? | |
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MuthaFunka said: paintedlady said: OK... I called him but he's not home, so I left him a cold message on FB. Thank goodness for technology, makes life easier to dump someone.
I gave him a link to this site, http://www.glansie.com/?g...5QodYH1KJQ and told him that he had a condition that I did not want to and could not deal with. I also told him to seek a doctor. You better NEVER see HIS ass again! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: MuthaFunka said: You better NEVER see HIS ass again! 1000x | |
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Nosferatu said: Paraphimosis... Didn't they have a hit produced by Timberland?
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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1sexymf said: U really want a sample?
yep yep | |
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DesireeNevermind said: 1sexymf said: U really want a sample?
yep yep  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: DesireeNevermind said: yep yep text | |
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