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Reply #60 posted 07/08/09 9:06pm

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paintedlady said:

heybaby said:

I'm traumatized for life mad

As old as he is he knows his shit is jacked up. things like that don't just happen to a dick overnight neutral You should not have had to point out the obvious to him disbelief


How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg



OMG!!! faint
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Reply #61 posted 07/08/09 9:07pm

paintedlady

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NastradumasKid said:

DesireeNevermind said:




spit your post alone was worth it. OMG. cock some girls?? for realz?



And this dude was black right.....man what's up with brothers not going to doctor?

He told me he was like that since birth, so I think he thinks he's "normal". eek
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Reply #62 posted 07/08/09 9:08pm

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Reply #63 posted 07/08/09 9:09pm

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paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:




And this dude was black right.....man what's up with brothers not going to doctor?

He told me he was like that since birth, so I think he thinks he's "normal". eek



No other women or kids.....damn..... Did you talk to him about it?
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Reply #64 posted 07/08/09 9:10pm

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paintedlady said:

heybaby said:

I'm traumatized for life mad

As old as he is he knows his shit is jacked up. things like that don't just happen to a dick overnight neutral You should not have had to point out the obvious to him disbelief


How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg



it kinda reminds me of this guy.....
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Reply #65 posted 07/08/09 9:10pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

http://www.4to40.com/images/newsat4/2007/9/World_Largest_Hand.jpg



Desiree!!!! Stop with all these picture man that's not cool, are you some damn sadomasochist??? lol lol eek
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Reply #66 posted 07/08/09 9:12pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:


He told me he was like that since birth, so I think he thinks he's "normal". eek



No other women or kids.....damn..... Did you talk to him about it?

He does have a daughter she's in her twenties... God bless his ex-wife. He was actually married for years. Poor woman.

He doesn't want to be circumsized, he told me at his age he would hurt too bad when I asked him why his skin doesn't pull back over his tip... but damn, he is risking serious problems if he doesn't. He can't even wash his dick properly.
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Reply #67 posted 07/08/09 9:12pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

http://www.4to40.com/images/newsat4/2007/9/World_Largest_Hand.jpg


http://www.skinandaging.c...x_zoon.jpg
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falloff this is so wrong.... falloff
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Reply #68 posted 07/08/09 9:12pm

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NastradumasKid said:

DesireeNevermind said:

http://www.4to40.com/images/newsat4/2007/9/World_Largest_Hand.jpg



Desiree!!!! Stop with all these picture man that's not cool, are you some damn sadomasochist??? lol lol eek

For real!! shake
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Reply #69 posted 07/08/09 9:12pm

heybaby

paintedlady said:

heybaby said:

I'm traumatized for life mad

As old as he is he knows his shit is jacked up. things like that don't just happen to a dick overnight neutral You should not have had to point out the obvious to him disbelief


How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg

I'm so sorry thats hilarious falloff

He fuckin knows lol
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Reply #70 posted 07/08/09 9:14pm

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heybaby said:

paintedlady said:



How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg

I'm so sorry thats hilarious falloff

He fuckin knows lol



i just want to know.....who the hell would put something that looks like that up in their vajayjay.....I mean dayum.....if he isn't a virgin....WTF
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Reply #71 posted 07/08/09 9:16pm

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paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:




No other women or kids.....damn..... Did you talk to him about it?

He does have a daughter... God bless his ex-wife. He was actually married for years. Poor woman.



OMFG!!!!!??? ill The fact that he produced a child that came from his deformed dick is just disbelief Does your son know you with this old ass dude????
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Reply #72 posted 07/08/09 9:17pm

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heybaby said:

paintedlady said:



How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg

I'm so sorry thats hilarious falloff

He fuckin knows lol

It is lol

and he should have warned me! Shit he knows his shit is jacked.
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Reply #73 posted 07/08/09 9:18pm

NastradumasKid

paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:




Desiree!!!! Stop with all these picture man that's not cool, are you some damn sadomasochist??? lol lol eek

For real!! shake



I guess the ex-wife couldn't handle the fuckedupness of this dick any longer, I bet she was wondering WTF on their honeymoon and vomited after his ass fell asleep.
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Reply #74 posted 07/08/09 9:19pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:


He does have a daughter... God bless his ex-wife. He was actually married for years. Poor woman.



OMFG!!!!!??? ill The fact that he produced a child that came from his deformed dick is just disbelief Does your son know you with this old ass dude????


No, it isn't that serious... he only knows when I feel like I am serious with someone. He knows I date though.

Not dating this old guy anymore though... it wasn't his age that was the problem, the deal breaker was the babydick.
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Reply #75 posted 07/08/09 9:20pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:


For real!! shake



I guess the ex-wife couldn't handle the fuckedupness of this dick any longer, I bet she was wondering WTF on their honeymoon and vomited after his ass fell asleep.



aw dayum. now you be sadomasochist. maybe she liked it and thought it was a teletubby dick.
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Reply #76 posted 07/08/09 9:21pm

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paintedlady said:

heybaby said:


I'm so sorry thats hilarious falloff

He fuckin knows lol

It is lol

and he should have warned me! Shit he knows his shit is jacked.



I wonder if his wife blew him? hmmm phone bill had to be paid ya know. falloff
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Reply #77 posted 07/08/09 9:23pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

NastradumasKid said:




I guess the ex-wife couldn't handle the fuckedupness of this dick any longer, I bet she was wondering WTF on their honeymoon and vomited after his ass fell asleep.



aw dayum. now you be sadomasochist. maybe she liked it and thought it was a teletubby dick.


spit

now see.. if he calls talking shit then you know I HAVE to say that to him. lol
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Reply #78 posted 07/08/09 9:24pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:


It is lol

and he should have warned me! Shit he knows his shit is jacked.



I wonder if his wife blew him? hmmm phone bill had to be paid ya know. falloff

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #79 posted 07/08/09 9:29pm

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paintedlady said:

MuthaFunka said:


eek You better NEVER see HIS ass again! lol


lol lol lol I carry pepper spray.

You may need mo' than that! lol
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Reply #80 posted 07/08/09 9:29pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

NastradumasKid said:




I guess the ex-wife couldn't handle the fuckedupness of this dick any longer, I bet she was wondering WTF on their honeymoon and vomited after his ass fell asleep.



aw dayum. now you be sadomasochist. maybe she liked it and thought it was a teletubby dick.



OMG falloff touched
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Reply #81 posted 07/08/09 9:31pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:


It is lol

and he should have warned me! Shit he knows his shit is jacked.



I wonder if his wife blew him? hmmm phone bill had to be paid ya know. falloff



Especially the water bill had to be paid if he wanted anal. lol
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Reply #82 posted 07/08/09 9:33pm

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paintedlady said:

heybaby said:

I'm traumatized for life mad

As old as he is he knows his shit is jacked up. things like that don't just happen to a dick overnight neutral You should not have had to point out the obvious to him disbelief


How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg



serously....I would have screamed as I backed away in terror....and Iwould have probably thrown someting at it while I screamed.....folk would have thought he was killing somebody..... shoot3
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Reply #83 posted 07/08/09 9:33pm

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MuthaFunka said:

paintedlady said:



lol lol lol I carry pepper spray.

You may need mo' than that! lol

I'll run like hell... lol
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Reply #84 posted 07/08/09 9:36pm

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StillGotIt said:

paintedlady said:



How can I NOT tell a man about himself when he looks like this?

http://i216.photobucket.c...t/edts.jpg



serously....I would have screamed as I backed away in terror....and Iwould have probably thrown someting at it while I screamed.....folk would have thought he was killing somebody..... shoot3
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Reply #85 posted 07/08/09 9:39pm

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how you keep something like that clean? hmmm
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Reply #86 posted 07/08/09 9:40pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

how you keep something like that clean? hmmm


shake I dont think you can....imagine all of the urine, bacteria, and mushrooms growing up under that skin.....
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Reply #87 posted 07/08/09 9:41pm

NastradumasKid

DesireeNevermind said:

how you keep something like that clean? hmmm


I'm wondering how you can play with it and piss out of that thing? Damn it looks so fucked up, I guess God REALLY don't like ugly.
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Reply #88 posted 07/08/09 9:42pm

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StillGotIt said:

DesireeNevermind said:

how you keep something like that clean? hmmm


shake I dont think you can....imagine all of the urine, bacteria, and mushrooms growing up under that skin.....



falloff what about pubic hair? maybe he got a hair ball in there. maybe some lint too. I bet he have to squeeze the cum out else it gets stuck and start to stink.

he need one of these

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Reply #89 posted 07/08/09 9:43pm

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NastradumasKid said:

DesireeNevermind said:

how you keep something like that clean? hmmm


I'm wondering how you can play with it and piss out of that thing? Damn it looks so fucked up, I guess God REALLY don't like ugly.



falloff x 1,000

oh shit Im cryin' from laughing so hard.
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