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Reply #330 posted 07/11/09 3:42pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

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Exactly. See, if you got issues, then take care of them. What is so hard about that? My goodness!

so good to know that many men care about thiers bodies that ones that don't.
shit, he wouldn't appreciate me coming at him with a coochie full of stinky cheese, he'd probably want to bitch slap me and call the police.



Nah. He probably like it and ask "do chili fries go wit dat cheese?" lol


barf

oh dammit, that is a strong possibility. lol
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Reply #331 posted 07/11/09 3:45pm

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paintedlady said:

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Wait . . . he got money? hmmm

STOP IT!!!!! falloff I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard! LMAO!!!

I mean, are we talking parking lot pimpin' or gangsta grands??? geek
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Reply #332 posted 07/11/09 3:47pm

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SCNDLS said:

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boxed I was curious.

Once again, clearly posted warning signs that you're ignoring. If you had stopped with the neck and hunchback you wouldn't have never known about the madness in his boxer briefs. lol
Don't get yer pussy killed trynna be curious. no no no!


Yes gurlfriend! hmmm What to say now? Gotta think up something good.
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Reply #333 posted 07/11/09 3:49pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:


Once again, clearly posted warning signs that you're ignoring. If you had stopped with the neck and hunchback you wouldn't have never known about the madness in his boxer briefs. lol
Don't get yer pussy killed trynna be curious. no no no!


Yes gurlfriend! hmmm What to say now? Gotta think up something good.

How about the truth, briefly stated, straight to the point, zero discussion??? Simple. shrug Fuck it, don't take his calls he'll get the point soon enough.
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Reply #334 posted 07/11/09 3:51pm

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Tell him you busy fucking a man with a REAL DICK, not some clown twilight zone dick.
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Reply #335 posted 07/11/09 3:51pm

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SCNDLS said:

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Yes gurlfriend! hmmm What to say now? Gotta think up something good.

How about the truth, briefly stated, straight to the point, zero discussion??? Simple. shrug Fuck it, don't take his calls he'll get the point soon enough.

I thought I was straight with him... then he was all like "we can still be friends right?" which had me like whofarted :confused:

so ya... never answering the phone is probably best.
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Reply #336 posted 07/11/09 3:52pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

Tell him you busy fucking a man with a REAL DICK, not some clown twilight zone dick.

hmmm back to Mutha's plan.
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Reply #337 posted 07/11/09 3:54pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

Tell him you busy fucking a man with a REAL DICK, not some clown twilight zone dick.

sigh
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Reply #338 posted 07/11/09 3:55pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:


How about the truth, briefly stated, straight to the point, zero discussion??? Simple. shrug Fuck it, don't take his calls he'll get the point soon enough.

I thought I was straight with him... then he was all like "we can still be friends right?" which had me like whofarted :confused:

so ya... never answering the phone is probably best.

nod Something tells me this is not the first time a woman has stopped taking his calls. He'll be alright. talk to the hand
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Reply #339 posted 07/11/09 3:58pm

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SCNDLS said:

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I thought I was straight with him... then he was all like "we can still be friends right?" which had me like whofarted :confused:

so ya... never answering the phone is probably best.

nod Something tells me this is not the first time a woman has stopped taking his calls. He'll be alright. talk to the hand

He better be... shit, he's ok walking around with a dick curled up in its own skin for 52 years, he sure as hell can handle me leaving him alone.
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Reply #340 posted 07/11/09 4:01pm

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paintedlady said:

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nod Something tells me this is not the first time a woman has stopped taking his calls. He'll be alright. talk to the hand

He better be... shit, he's ok walking around with a dick curled up in its own skin for 52 years, he sure as hell can handle me leaving him alone.

sigh Really, for all our sake's Painted, next time, PLEASE just stop at the hunchback cuz you know it's gonna just get worse. beg
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Reply #341 posted 07/11/09 4:02pm

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SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:


He better be... shit, he's ok walking around with a dick curled up in its own skin for 52 years, he sure as hell can handle me leaving him alone.

sigh Really, for all our sake's Painted, next time, PLEASE just stop at the hunchback cuz you know it's gonna just get worse. beg



falloff and the having of no neck!
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Reply #342 posted 07/11/09 4:05pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

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sigh Really, for all our sake's Painted, next time, PLEASE just stop at the hunchback cuz you know it's gonna just get worse. beg



falloff and the having of no neck!

lol In his case YES, but I've seen some fine ass no necked muthafuckas so that's not always a deal breaker depends on the physique. But a hunchback ain't NEVA cute. hmph!
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Reply #343 posted 07/11/09 4:05pm

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what in the world girl!!!

lol
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Reply #344 posted 07/11/09 4:14pm

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Phimosis. Man I just do not like that word! Ima start calling folk that when they get on my nerves. nod


"Fuck you! Bitch ass Phimosis muthafugga!!!" yeah that will get 'em.
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Reply #345 posted 07/11/09 4:18pm

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SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:




falloff and the having of no neck!

lol In his case YES, but I've seen some fine ass no necked muthafuckas so that's not always a deal breaker depends on the physique. But a hunchback ain't NEVA cute. hmph!


I tried not to be vain... I really did.
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Reply #346 posted 07/11/09 4:19pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

Phimosis. Man I just do not like that word! Ima start calling folk that when they get on my nerves. nod


"Fuck you! Bitch ass Phimosis muthafugga!!!" yeah that will get 'em.

lol They'll be like huh? :confused: you'll be like :googleit:
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Reply #347 posted 07/11/09 4:21pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:


lol In his case YES, but I've seen some fine ass no necked muthafuckas so that's not always a deal breaker depends on the physique. But a hunchback ain't NEVA cute. hmph!


I tried not to be vain... I really did.

Yeah, and now ya eye twitchin'! hah! Fuck that, vanity has it's privileges. lol
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Reply #348 posted 07/11/09 4:22pm

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Phimosis. Man I just do not like that word! Ima start calling folk that when they get on my nerves. nod


"Fuck you! Bitch ass Phimosis muthafugga!!!" yeah that will get 'em.

lol They'll be like huh? :confused: you'll be like :googleit:



tru dat falloff and then the word will take off like hot cakes. lil 7 year olds singing in the playground

"you gonna get phimosis, you gonna get phimosis!" lol
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Reply #349 posted 07/11/09 4:22pm

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SCNDLS said:

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I tried not to be vain... I really did.

Yeah, and now ya eye twitchin'! hah! Fuck that, vanity has it's privileges. lol


It stopped twitching yesterday, but after I got his call today my lid started jumping again.
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Reply #350 posted 07/11/09 4:24pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

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lol They'll be like huh? :confused: you'll be like :googleit:



tru dat falloff and then the word will take off like hot cakes. lil 7 year olds singing in the playground

"you gonna get phimosis, you gonna get phimosis!" lol


All new fathers will be like... please get my son cut, I don't want him walking around all phimosissy n shit.
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Reply #351 posted 07/11/09 4:25pm

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oops
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Reply #352 posted 07/11/09 4:27pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

Phimosis. Man I just do not like that word! Ima start calling folk that when they get on my nerves. nod


"Fuck you! Bitch ass Phimosis muthafugga!!!" yeah that will get 'em.


lol
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Reply #353 posted 07/11/09 4:45pm

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SCNDLS said:

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STOP IT!!!!! falloff I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard! LMAO!!!

I mean, are we talking parking lot pimpin' or gangsta grands??? geek

he's old so he must have a nice lil' nest egg stashed somewhere.... evillol
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Reply #354 posted 07/11/09 4:49pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:


I mean, are we talking parking lot pimpin' or gangsta grands??? geek

he's old so he must have a nice lil' nest egg stashed somewhere.... evillol



HE COULD BE FRONTIN'. JUST OLD AND BROKE WITH A BUNCH OF CREDIT CARDS TO WINE AND DINE THE LADIES WITH HIS PHIMOSIS LOVIN' lol
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Reply #355 posted 07/11/09 4:50pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:


he's old so he must have a nice lil' nest egg stashed somewhere.... evillol



HE COULD BE FRONTIN'. JUST OLD AND BROKE WITH A BUNCH OF CREDIT CARDS TO WINE AND DINE THE LADIES WITH HIS PHIMOSIS LOVIN' lol

spit
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Reply #356 posted 07/11/09 6:28pm

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Damn you guys are still talking about this?! Painted, leave his old crusty dick ass alone. Something tells me this isn't the first time this happened. Hell, why would you want to be friends with him? ill Just forget he existed you can do WAY better!!!
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Reply #357 posted 07/11/09 6:40pm

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NastradumasKid said:

Damn you guys are still talking about this?! Painted, leave his old crusty dick ass alone. Something tells me this isn't the first time this happened. Hell, why would you want to be friends with him? ill Just forget he existed you can do WAY better!!!


I'll just ignore his phone calls from now on. In time he'll get the hint that I am not interested in his friendship.
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Reply #358 posted 07/11/09 6:47pm

NastradumasKid

Good smile now find a good looking dude and good and clean dick to ride.
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Reply #359 posted 07/11/09 6:48pm

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NastradumasKid said:

Good smile now find a good looking dude and good and clean dick to ride.



and send us a pic so we can be sure you didn't lose yo mind along the way. lol lol
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