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Reply #270 posted 07/09/09 7:41pm

paintedlady

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^^ Dude has a point. The fact that ugly boy name is cheese makes me sick ill

His name isn't cheese... it was a joke nametag, his name is Ed. lol the nametag was more like a hazard warning.
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Reply #271 posted 07/09/09 7:52pm

NastradumasKid

paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:

^^ Dude has a point. The fact that ugly boy name is cheese makes me sick ill

His name isn't cheese... it was a joke nametag, his name is Ed. lol the nametag was more like a hazard warning.
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His name is Ed????!!! omg My Grandfather and Great-grandfather's name is Ed. shake disbelief He seriously is a disgrace to that name.
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Reply #272 posted 07/09/09 8:49pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:


His name isn't cheese... it was a joke nametag, his name is Ed. lol the nametag was more like a hazard warning.
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His name is Ed????!!! omg My Grandfather and Great-grandfather's name is Ed. shake disbelief He seriously is a disgrace to that name.



I know hug I still love you BUT never do that again no no no!
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Reply #273 posted 07/09/09 8:56pm

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NastradumasKid said:

NastradumasKid said:




His name is Ed????!!! omg My Grandfather and Great-grandfather's name is Ed. shake disbelief He seriously is a disgrace to that name.



I know hug I still love you BUT never do that again no no no!


Somehow I don't think I will ever have that issue again. lol feeling ill lol
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Reply #274 posted 07/09/09 8:58pm

NastradumasKid

paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:




I know hug I still love you BUT never do that again no no no!


Somehow I don't think I will ever have that issue again. lol feeling ill lol



nominee for best thread of the year!!!! lol I love this touched Has he even called you back??? confused eek
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Reply #275 posted 07/09/09 9:04pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:



Somehow I don't think I will ever have that issue again. lol feeling ill lol



nominee for best thread of the year!!!! lol I love this touched Has he even called you back??? confused eek

Nope, I do not think I will ever hear from him again. Thank God for small favors.
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Reply #276 posted 07/09/09 9:10pm

NastradumasKid

paintedlady said:

NastradumasKid said:




nominee for best thread of the year!!!! lol I love this touched Has he even called you back??? confused eek

Nope, I do not think I will ever hear from him again. Thank God for small favors.



falloff I'm glad that's over, but beware....he could stalk you..... lurking
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Reply #277 posted 07/09/09 10:31pm

NMuzakNSoul

this topic need jesus. lol
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Reply #278 posted 07/09/09 10:41pm

NastradumasKid

NMuzakNSoul said:

this topic need jesus. lol



No lol Jesus Cyfer and Nas!!!! lick
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Reply #279 posted 07/10/09 6:21am

Graycap23

Advice: RUN!
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Reply #280 posted 07/10/09 6:52am

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Graycap23 said:

Advice: RUN!


thumbs up! outta there!
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Reply #281 posted 07/10/09 7:30am

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Graycap23 said:

Advice: RUN!


thumbs up! outta there!

And there you have it cool
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Reply #282 posted 07/10/09 9:43am

NastradumasKid

Penis ill
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Reply #283 posted 07/11/09 12:18am

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I think you should buy him that foreskin stretcher thing as a parting gift.....attach it to a single rose and have it delivered.....
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Reply #284 posted 07/11/09 1:13am

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StillGotIt said:

I think you should buy him that foreskin stretcher thing as a parting gift.....attach it to a single rose and have it delivered.....



lol falloff Oh that will seriously piss him off to the max!!!!!
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Reply #285 posted 07/11/09 1:36pm

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Ok, ima start asking muhfuggas if they got phimosis. shit might as well just put it out there.
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Reply #286 posted 07/11/09 1:39pm

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eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek


He called me today late this morning....
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Reply #287 posted 07/11/09 1:41pm

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paintedlady said:

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek


He called me today late this morning....
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SAY WHAT????? eek doh! hmmm bawl confused
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Reply #288 posted 07/11/09 1:47pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek


He called me today late this morning....
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SAY WHAT????? eek doh! hmmm bawl confused

He told me that he would do the conditional thing..... we had a long discussion.

I think it was on of the craziest conversations I ever had with any man.

I am in total disbelief.
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Reply #289 posted 07/11/09 1:49pm

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:




SAY WHAT????? eek doh! hmmm bawl confused

He told me that he would do the conditional thing..... we had a long discussion.

I think it was on of the craziest conversations I ever had with any man.

I am in total disbelief.



oh lord are you going back to him? disbelief he just tryna sweet talk you into getting them draws. He a phimosis playa! Don't do it gurl!! Run!!!!
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Reply #290 posted 07/11/09 1:57pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:


He told me that he would do the conditional thing..... we had a long discussion.

I think it was on of the craziest conversations I ever had with any man.

I am in total disbelief.



oh lord are you going back to him? disbelief he just tryna sweet talk you into getting them draws. He a phimosis playa! Don't do it gurl!! Run!!!!


No, he knows I won't touch him with that condition. I left him a detailed message.
He told me that he would do anything for me.... he told me that he scheduled an appointment to see the Dr. about his condition. He also said that he is cool with the fact that I didn't want to have sex with him in that condition.... this is why he looking into fixing it. eek

WTH do I do now? I feel like a heel if I diss completely. The man said he would do a taffy pull on his dick to please me.
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Reply #291 posted 07/11/09 2:06pm

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:




oh lord are you going back to him? disbelief he just tryna sweet talk you into getting them draws. He a phimosis playa! Don't do it gurl!! Run!!!!


No, he knows I won't touch him with that condition. I left him a detailed message.
He told me that he would do anything for me.... he told me that he scheduled an appointment to see the Dr. about his condition. He also said that he is cool with the fact that I didn't want to have sex with him in that condition.... this is why he looking into fixing it. eek

WTH do I do now? I feel like a heel if I diss completely. The man said he would do a taffy pull on his dick to please me.



Dayum! Girl how this mofo fall in love like that? Well, if I were you I would be a friend to him while he has the procedure because it can't possibly be easy to deal with. The fact still remains that he had a long time and ample opportunity to fix it. Who knows, maybe you are worth fixing it for. I still wouldn't take him as a boyfriend. You are too pretty and can do better. Be his friend and that's it. nod

If the dick look pretty down the road and if he's still being a gentleman about it and if you haven't found the Denzel that you deserve then maybe you could try him out. Maybe.
shit I don't know. I couldn't fuck a broken dick or even a once broken dick unless I never knew about it in the first place. doh! but that's just my silly azz. lol
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Reply #292 posted 07/11/09 2:11pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:



No, he knows I won't touch him with that condition. I left him a detailed message.
He told me that he would do anything for me.... he told me that he scheduled an appointment to see the Dr. about his condition. He also said that he is cool with the fact that I didn't want to have sex with him in that condition.... this is why he looking into fixing it. eek

WTH do I do now? I feel like a heel if I diss completely. The man said he would do a taffy pull on his dick to please me.



Dayum! Girl how this mofo fall in love like that? Well, if I were you I would be a friend to him while he has the procedure because it can't possibly be easy to deal with. The fact still remains that he had a long time and ample opportunity to fix it. Who knows, maybe you are worth fixing it for. I still wouldn't take him as a boyfriend. You are too pretty and can do better. Be his friend and that's it. nod

If the dick look pretty down the road and if he's still being a gentleman about it and if you haven't found the Denzel that you deserve then maybe you could try him out. Maybe.
shit I don't know. I couldn't fuck a broken dick or even a once broken dick unless I never knew about it in the first place. doh! but that's just my silly azz. lol



err omg faint ARE YOU FU-CKING SERIOUS!!!!!???? Damn girl I don't know what the hell you gonna do NOW!!! But at least he'll get treatment....I guess. Damn that's what you get for messing with old ass dudes. ill I mean Phimosis Playas. lol Dude is Sprung for you man. lol
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Reply #293 posted 07/11/09 2:12pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:



No, he knows I won't touch him with that condition. I left him a detailed message.
He told me that he would do anything for me.... he told me that he scheduled an appointment to see the Dr. about his condition. He also said that he is cool with the fact that I didn't want to have sex with him in that condition.... this is why he looking into fixing it. eek

WTH do I do now? I feel like a heel if I diss completely. The man said he would do a taffy pull on his dick to please me.



Dayum! Girl how this mofo fall in love like that? Well, if I were you I would be a friend to him while he has the procedure because it can't possibly be easy to deal with. The fact still remains that he had a long time and ample opportunity to fix it. Who knows, maybe you are worth fixing it for. I still wouldn't take him as a boyfriend. You are too pretty and can do better. Be his friend and that's it. nod

If the dick look pretty down the road and if he's still being a gentleman about it and if you haven't found the Denzel that you deserve then maybe you could try him out. Maybe.
shit I don't know. I couldn't fuck a broken dick or even a once broken dick unless I never knew about it in the first place. doh! but that's just my silly azz. lol



I'm thinking the same thing... I will help design his garden and go to the wine/jazz thing he has scheduled for August for wine tasting. But he knows I won't have sex with him.

I think I lost my desire for him completely, but I will still support him during his "transformation". Who knows, maybe in the future I can get him a new girlfriend. I know plenty of women that wouldn't mind helping him spend his money.
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Reply #294 posted 07/11/09 2:15pm

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:




Dayum! Girl how this mofo fall in love like that? Well, if I were you I would be a friend to him while he has the procedure because it can't possibly be easy to deal with. The fact still remains that he had a long time and ample opportunity to fix it. Who knows, maybe you are worth fixing it for. I still wouldn't take him as a boyfriend. You are too pretty and can do better. Be his friend and that's it. nod

If the dick look pretty down the road and if he's still being a gentleman about it and if you haven't found the Denzel that you deserve then maybe you could try him out. Maybe.
shit I don't know. I couldn't fuck a broken dick or even a once broken dick unless I never knew about it in the first place. doh! but that's just my silly azz. lol



I'm thinking the same thing... I will help design his garden and go to the wine/jazz thing he has scheduled for August for wine tasting. But he knows I won't have sex with him.

I think I lost my desire for him completely, but I will still support him during his "transformation". Who knows, maybe in the future I can get him a new girlfriend. I know plenty of women that wouldn't mind helping him spend his money.



falloff falloff
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Reply #295 posted 07/11/09 2:15pm

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And TY Ms. D for the compliment.... you are the bestest hug
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Reply #296 posted 07/11/09 2:16pm

NastradumasKid

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:




Dayum! Girl how this mofo fall in love like that? Well, if I were you I would be a friend to him while he has the procedure because it can't possibly be easy to deal with. The fact still remains that he had a long time and ample opportunity to fix it. Who knows, maybe you are worth fixing it for. I still wouldn't take him as a boyfriend. You are too pretty and can do better. Be his friend and that's it. nod

If the dick look pretty down the road and if he's still being a gentleman about it and if you haven't found the Denzel that you deserve then maybe you could try him out. Maybe.
shit I don't know. I couldn't fuck a broken dick or even a once broken dick unless I never knew about it in the first place. doh! but that's just my silly azz. lol



I'm thinking the same thing... I will help design his garden and go to the wine/jazz thing he has scheduled for August for wine tasting. But he knows I won't have sex with him.

I think I lost my desire for him completely, but I will still support him during his "transformation". Who knows, maybe in the future I can get him a new girlfriend. I know plenty of women that wouldn't mind helping him spend his money.



Don't bother with dude..... ill
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Reply #297 posted 07/11/09 2:18pm

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paintedlady said:

And TY d for the compliment.... you are the bestest hug



Oh ur so welcome girl. I meant it. You are too pretty for him. Too smart too and you can and will do so much better.
Dude will be okay you'll see. He met you for a reason. The reason is to fix his damn dick cuz he been going on like that for too friggin long. Then he will meet someone and it will all be good.
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Reply #298 posted 07/11/09 2:19pm

NMuzakNSoul

confused dude had this for a while i'm sure he's like 50? and then he calls back and says he'll get treated for his condition? either he's sprung on you sandra or desperate as hell. i find it kinda weird. surely you ain't the first one that suggested to him to get it checked out? a condition like that period it shouldn't take any other person to convince him. if he don't want his dick to fall off he should've visited a doctor when it first showed.
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Reply #299 posted 07/11/09 2:19pm

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NastradumasKid said:

paintedlady said:




I'm thinking the same thing... I will help design his garden and go to the wine/jazz thing he has scheduled for August for wine tasting. But he knows I won't have sex with him.

I think I lost my desire for him completely, but I will still support him during his "transformation". Who knows, maybe in the future I can get him a new girlfriend. I know plenty of women that wouldn't mind helping him spend his money.



Don't bother with dude..... ill
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I feel to guilty just cutting him off completely. Shit, maybe I am too nice. sigh

I just feel like if he has someone to "hold his hand through this" that he'll finally get his dick situation in order.

my small contribution to humanity... making dicks prettier... one dick at a time.

lol
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