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Printablein my experience, it's usually the dog that does something to kill the mood.
and no i don't mean when i'm fucking the dog.  | |
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paintedlady said: Honestly, please don't spit up a huge wad of spit to foot fuck me... I just can't handle it. I tried, and I just couldn't handle it. Foot play is not my thing, toe sucking feels weird too. I guess I haven't had it done right.
Damn, girl! Who you playin' with?  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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paintedlady said: Honestly, please don't spit up a huge wad of spit to foot fuck me... I just can't handle it. I tried, and I just couldn't handle it. Foot play is not my thing, toe sucking feels weird too. I guess I haven't had it done right.
What in the hell? | |
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Genesia said: paintedlady said: Honestly, please don't spit up a huge wad of spit to foot fuck me... I just can't handle it. I tried, and I just couldn't handle it. Foot play is not my thing, toe sucking feels weird too. I guess I haven't had it done right.
Damn, girl! Who you playin' with? Someone who had a foot fetish.  | |
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paintedlady said: Genesia said: Damn, girl! Who you playin' with? Someone who had a foot fetish. If he really had a foot fetish, he would have been turned on by yours - not want to fuck you with his.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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paintedlady said: Genesia said: Damn, girl! Who you playin' with? Someone who had a foot fetish. see, to me, the foot-fucking wasn't the grody part of this... it was the loogie play. | |
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Genesia said: paintedlady said: Someone who had a foot fetish. If he really had a foot fetish, he would have been turned on by yours - not want to fuck you with his. No, you read that wrong... he held MY feet together and spit on them. Eww. foot fuck, like titty fuck but with your feet. 
eww, ain't no muthafukka gonna slip anytype of toes and feet up in me.
OUCH! [Edited 7/14/09 17:20pm] | |
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errant said: paintedlady said: Someone who had a foot fetish. see, to me, the foot-fucking wasn't the grody part of this... it was the loogie play. Exactly.  Why couldn't he just let his saliva dribble? | |
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paintedlady said: Genesia said: If he really had a foot fetish, he would have been turned on by yours - not want to fuck you with his. No, you read that wrong... he held MY feet together and spit on them. Eww. Okay, you're right. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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paintedlady said: Honestly, please don't spit up a huge wad of spit to foot fuck me... I just can't handle it. I tried, and I just couldn't handle it. Foot play is not my thing, toe sucking feels weird too. I guess I haven't had it done right.
Sweet mother of mary! OMG!!
I just spit out my juice If you will, so will I | |
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paintedlady said: Genesia said: If he really had a foot fetish, he would have been turned on by yours - not want to fuck you with his. No, you read that wrong... he held MY feet together and spit on them. Eww. foot fuck, like titty fuck but with your feet.
eww, ain't no muthafukka gonna slip anytype of toes and feet up in me.
OUCH! oh gawd!! I was imagining he was spitting on his foot so it would be good and lubed up for him to insert it 
Jesus, that was the best laugh I've had all week If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: paintedlady said: No, you read that wrong... he held MY feet together and spit on them. Eww. foot fuck, like titty fuck but with your feet.
eww, ain't no muthafukka gonna slip anytype of toes and feet up in me.
OUCH! oh gawd!! I was imagining he was spitting on his foot so it would be good and lubed up for him to insert it
Jesus, that was the best laugh I've had all week See? That's exactly what I thought, too! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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thekidsgirl said: paintedlady said: No, you read that wrong... he held MY feet together and spit on them. Eww. foot fuck, like titty fuck but with your feet.
eww, ain't no muthafukka gonna slip anytype of toes and feet up in me.
OUCH! oh gawd!! I was imagining he was spitting on his foot so it would be good and lubed up for him to insert it
Jesus, that was the best laugh I've had all week OMAGoodness!
I guess after that dick deformity thread, folks just have come to expect the worst in a sexual situation from me. Thinking "What did this chick do now?" | |
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paintedlady said: When you are cut and looking good... don't stare in the mirror while fucking me.
Wash your nutsack properly, if my fat ass can clean in every fold of skin, so should you... let's NOT play "find the new smell under the fold of skin" OK!? This goes for you older gents that have a fold of skin right under the belly... no armpit smell please. WASH YOUR ASS! Don't use too much perfume/cologne or strong deoderant... I don't want to sneeze. Brush and floss your teeth... if your breath stinks I don't want to walk around with that smell on my pussy, thank you. and yes, a deformed dick is a huge NO NO. [Edited 7/14/09 19:50pm] Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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JustErin said: CarrieLee said: 
I always say "Do you WANT me to throw up on you? No? Ok, then take your fucking hands off my head!" [Edited 7/8/09 11:20am] Oh, you big babies. 
That shit is hot. 
half the fun is having a guy grab your hair and really go for it  | |
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PunkMistress said: paintedlady said:  you don't bite down like I do?You broads make me realize why so many men cheat on their wives. | |
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killed the mood for me:
tugging at my clothes licking the side of my face biting me! not hickey bite/nibble, but an actual bite WTF! pulling on the boobs. Play, kiss, suck, but don't pull them talking too much: Saying "it's a mental thing' after putting on the condom. He hates them, so it will take a minute to get completely hard! Ok, dont tell me just use foreplay to get where u have to be. The condom stays on! NO EXCEPTIONS ACTING like u can eat  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: killed the mood for me:
tugging at my clothes licking the side of my face biting me! not hickey bite/nibble, but an actual bite WTF! pulling on the boobs. Play, kiss, suck, but don't pull them talking too much: Saying "it's a mental thing' after putting on the condom. He hates them, so it will take a minute to get completely hard! Ok, dont tell me just use foreplay to get where u have to be. The condom stays on! NO EXCEPTIONS ACTING like u can eat omg ota this one guy bit my FACE  It was so wrong  | |
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Things lovers do in bed to kill the mood...
Men that act like pussies in bed. Be a man already so let's fuck like banshees till it hurts so good. | |
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PanthaGirl said: Things lovers do in bed to kill the mood...
Men that act like pussies in bed. Be a man already so let's fuck like banshees till it hurts so good.  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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when they wake up 
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Women who are cold as ice. Give me a woman who likes to get down, dirty, sweaty and funky in bed. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: Women who are cold as ice. Give me a woman who likes to get down, dirty, sweaty and funky in bed.
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-Farting is like #1. just nooooo. Actually any bad smells at all is just a big boner shrinker.
-tickling -excessive moaning/yelling | |
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InsatiableCream said: -Farting is like #1. just nooooo. Actually any bad smells at all is just a big boner shrinker.
-tickling -excessive moaning/yelling that's cracking me up | |
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mcmeekle said: When she says something that reminds me she's my Mother. Like "you need to tidy this room...." or something.
 !"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Farting just ends it. I don't care if it was on purpose or not. Burping, coughing, sneezing, even yawning if they're tired I can handle. But once the ol' ass trumpet starts playing, it's done.
Being overly timid. I can understand some amount of caution if you're with a new lover or trying out some new toys or positions or whatever, but asking permission every step of the way is so not necessary. Lack of bodily confidence. Everyone's got something about their physique they're not really thrilled with. Suck it up. Forget about your hang ups and get freaky.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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jockeyb4u said: 1. When women refuse to get naked.
I've had hook-ups with women before that refused to let me take their shirt off. Either because they thought their breast were too small or because of the effects of having a child. It's weird having sex with someone who has a sweater on and both of you trying to act as if it were normal. I did this when I was, oh 14, but I had no idea that grown women still did this. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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meow85 said: Farting just ends it. I don't care if it was on purpose or not. Burping, coughing, sneezing, even yawning if they're tired I can handle. But once the ol' ass trumpet starts playing, it's done.
Being overly timid. I can understand some amount of caution if you're with a new lover or trying out some new toys or positions or whatever, but asking permission every step of the way is so not necessary. Lack of bodily confidence. Everyone's got something about their physique they're not really thrilled with. Suck it up. Forget about your hang ups and get freaky.  @ ass trumpet!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Hilarious. Gettin' GoodLove sounds near impossible after reading this thread. | |
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