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PrintableDesireeNevermind said: my gay friend says his boyfriend farts when they do it and he hates it.
 I just don't see how that's even possible and uh...ewwwww! farting is so gross now that I'm thinking of it. I actually think farts smell worse than the shit itself.
I digress. CARRY ON! 
That is a deal breaker for me too. It depends on how seismic it is. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DesireeNevermind said: my gay friend says his boyfriend farts when they do it and he hates it.
I just don't see how that's even possible and uh...ewwwww! farting is so gross now that I'm thinking of it. I actually think farts smell worse than the shit itself.
I digress. CARRY ON!
That is a deal breaker for me too. It depends on how seismic it is. oh no. | |
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JustErin said: MacDaddy said: Be clean and brush your teeth..oh..and trim the bush.
For the rest...almost anything goes as long as the 'magic' is there Magic = alcohol? Duh...nope..! What can be magical though is if you do it on E, ever tried that? Fucking for 8 hours straight! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
That is a deal breaker for me too. It depends on how seismic it is. oh no.Yeah, seismositi means everything. Then again it is a huge issue if he did it on purpose. Not so much if it was an accident. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MacDaddy said: JustErin said: Magic = alcohol? Duh...nope..! What can be magical though is if you do it on E, ever tried that? Fucking for 8 hours straight! C'est juste une blague, mon cher. | |
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JustErin said: DanceWme said: of course it is to u. thats why u puked up doritos But i wont go there ONE TIME!! ONE FUCKING TIME!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! She got you there! Puking up doritos while giving fellatio just one time is one time too many, yuck! | |
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JustErin said: MacDaddy said: Duh...nope..! What can be magical though is if you do it on E, ever tried that? Fucking for 8 hours straight! C'est juste une blague, mon cher. Ah..tu parle francais aussi..ma cherie (i'm a poet and I know it)  | |
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interrupting to put the kid back into bed
answering the phone | |
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BlackAdder7 said: interrupting to put the kid back into bed
answering the phone  | |
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CarrieLee said: JustErin said: ONE TIME!! ONE FUCKING TIME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! She got you there! Puking up doritos while giving fellatio just one time is one time too many, yuck! Dude, I agree. | |
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MacDaddy said: JustErin said: C'est juste une blague, mon cher. Ah..tu parle francais aussi..ma cherie (i'm a poet and I know it)  | |
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florescent said: BlackAdder7 said: interrupting to put the kid back into bed
answering the phone Ya, that totally ruins it. | |
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Falling off the bed/sofa/table and hurting your arse/head/elbow | |
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RudyIsBackForGood said: yall such uptight people....all a bunch of standard fuck peeps...
why yall so uptight ? why cant you just take it to the next level ? celebrate life yall ! tis the season of the year you know? yall so prude    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CarrieLee said: JustErin said: ONE TIME!! ONE FUCKING TIME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! She got you there! Puking up doritos while giving fellatio just one time is one time too many, yuck! I'm just mad at the Doritos. Have you ever smelled Dorito Breath? I don't care if it's Original flavor or Cool Ranch. That stuff sticks to you for at least a day. Sorry Erin. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! She got you there! Puking up doritos while giving fellatio just one time is one time too many, yuck! I'm just mad at the Doritos. Have you ever smelled Dorito Breath? I don't care if it's Original flavor or Cool Ranch. That stuff sticks to you for at least a day. Sorry Erin.
It's ok. I learned my lesson. Even 3-4 chips just taken with a pill that requires you to have food with it is enough to ruin your fun. But people, this happened in 2003. I've moved on and it's never happened since. | |
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm just mad at the Doritos. Have you ever smelled Dorito Breath? I don't care if it's Original flavor or Cool Ranch. That stuff sticks to you for at least a day. Sorry Erin.
It's ok. I learned my lesson. Even 3-4 chips just taken with a pill that requires you to have food with it is enough to ruin your fun. But people, this happened in 2003. I've moved on and it's never happened since. Neil Armstrong landed on the moon July 1969 and we still talkin about it erin u know i love u | |
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When she says something that reminds me she's my Mother. Like "you need to tidy this room...." or something.
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm just mad at the Doritos. Have you ever smelled Dorito Breath? I don't care if it's Original flavor or Cool Ranch. That stuff sticks to you for at least a day. Sorry Erin.
It's ok. I learned my lesson. Even 3-4 chips just taken with a pill that requires you to have food with it is enough to ruin your fun. But people, this happened in 2003. I've moved on and it's never happened since.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I don't know, I haven't even done anything with my boyfriend yet but grabbed his nuts  . | |
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why do some guys like to lick your face?  that's so st.benardish. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: why do some guys like to lick your face?
that's so st.benardish.It could be worse, I had a St. Bernard that kept trying to hump my leg...  | |
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 Gawd, some of you guys with your  comments/suggestions makes me warm under the collar...and that's good  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! She got you there! Puking up doritos while giving fellatio just one time is one time too many, yuck! I'm just mad at the Doritos. Have you ever smelled Dorito Breath? I don't care if it's Original flavor or Cool Ranch. That stuff sticks to you for at least a day. Sorry Erin. I just thought about what they do to my fingers, somewhere in this world there's a man with an orange stain dick. | |
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grunting/growling is somewhat a turnoff. i mean its nice to know you're into it but dayum, do you have to sound all hungryman and shit? and then the opposite is the wimpering sighing man.  nobody should be making noise except me and if I'm quiet...there won't be second helpings. [Edited 7/8/09 15:49pm] | |
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JustErin said: CarrieLee said: 
I always say "Do you WANT me to throw up on you? No? Ok, then take your fucking hands off my head!" [Edited 7/8/09 11:20am] Oh, you big babies.
That shit is hot. | |
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too much foreplay
holding back talking too much. music, sorrry if someone turned on the isley brothers, imma get up and dance. it would completly kill the mood. asking "who's your daddy?" SAYING SOMEONE ELSE NAME! [friend's response: hey jessica!] if they fart can't get it up trying too hard YES! I SAID IT!
[You know how long I been on ya? Since Prince was on Apollonia.] R.I.P Michael! Sad, the only time he was in peace, was when he wasn't alive. | |
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cheesecakequeen said: too much foreplay
holding back talking too much. music, sorrry if someone turned on the isley brothers, imma get up and dance. it would completly kill the mood. asking "who's your daddy?" SAYING SOMEONE ELSE NAME! [friend's response: hey jessica!] if they fart can't get it up trying too hard Are you 16 or not? | |
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Vendetta1 said: cheesecakequeen said: too much foreplay
holding back talking too much. music, sorrry if someone turned on the isley brothers, imma get up and dance. it would completly kill the mood. asking "who's your daddy?" SAYING SOMEONE ELSE NAME! [friend's response: hey jessica!] if they fart can't get it up trying too hard Are you 16 or not? Uhm.. yes, I forgot to add that i'm a virgin Just wanted to add something YES! I SAID IT!
[You know how long I been on ya? Since Prince was on Apollonia.] R.I.P Michael! Sad, the only time he was in peace, was when he wasn't alive. | |
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