MuthaFunka said:

dont make no damn sense

but then there's the lady who will laugh and smile. Keep it shorty and breezy. And keep it movin' . Thats the woman who is hip to the shit men like to talk.

Then there is the woman who's gonna check the man out from head to toe. See what kinda clothes he got on. What kinda shoes he's wearin'. Trynna estimate in her head how much money she can work out of him. Thats the golddigger

Then its the woman thats either hip to the game or not hip to it. Either way he just made her feel special so..... lol



Now thats a 2 out of 3 chance he's gonna get some play

CarrieMpls said:

How would we handle this very long distance between us?

sextonseven said:

I don't know.


Dammit. I thought I figured it out.

Hey, I never asked that question in this thread. What's up with that?

CarrieMpls said:

One of us will just have to move. How are the winters in Minneapolis? Pretty mild, right?

MuthaFunka said:

dont make no damn sense

but then there's the lady who will laugh and smile.

I only respond and smile to respectful comments. Keep that gutter shit for somebody else.

Then there is the woman who's gonna check the man out from head to toe. See what kinda clothes he got on. What kinda shoes he's wearin'. Trynna estimate in her head how much money she can work out of him. Thats the golddigger

Nonsense. If I'm looking at a man's shoes or outfit it depends on the occasion where I met them. If they're at a community barbeque but they're trying to get attention, why wouldn't they be casual? But if it's at an event, or even just walking through some streets in Italy then yes, I am expecting a dude to have his shoe game on point because at our age he should know better. I've met men who aren't rich whom I've come to adore simply for their understanding of taste in aesthetics. This has less to do with man being loose with his change vs. investing in a quality piece they'll be rockin' forever and a day (which is actually frugal). They know what do when they walk into a shoe cobbler without being told, and more importantly without arrogance. That shit is a turn on

Then its the woman thats either hip to the game or not hip to it. Either way he just made her feel special so..... lol

Now thats a 2 out of 3 chance he's gonna get some play

JustErin said:

No, SOME women DO fall for anything and it's not them "just playing along". Trust me.

sextonseven said:

Oh, yes. You can barely tell it's winter, even.

DanceWme said:

Sorry BooBear, but EPIC FAIL. Y'all are crazy as hell

Ottensen said:

i wanna walk in the streets of Italy

CarrieMpls said:

Are you sure? You would never resort to being less than honest just to get a bf, would you?

DanceWme said:

It's fun! But the competition is stiff! It's one of those freak places where all the men are fine. I mean FOINE. 8 out of 10 FOINE . Quiet as it's kept they're horrible with the come ons, too (for foreign women). But theirs is the kind that is completely opposite from the hard sell, more like "Carina! Your eyes,so beautiful like a dream!!!"

That crap doesn't work over there either

DanceWme said:

It's fun! But the competition is stiff! It's one of those freak places where all the men are fine. I mean FOINE. 8 out of 10 FOINE . Quiet as it's kept they're horrible with the come ons, too (for foreign women). But theirs is the kind that is completely opposite from the hard sell, more like "Carina! Your eyes,so beautiful like a dream!!!"

That crap doesn't work over there either

It's fun! But the competition is stiff! It's one of those freak places where all the men are fine. I mean FOINE. 8 out of 10 FOINE . Quiet as it's kept they're horrible with the come ons, too (for foreign women). But theirs is the kind that is completely opposite from the hard sell, more like "Carina! Your eyes,so beautiful like a dream!!!"

That crap doesn't work over there either

sextonseven said:

Well not normally, but you’re not just any old “friend”.

Of course, I do love NYC, so I could consider a relocation also.

CarrieMpls said:

When I come visit Minneapolis next summer, show me around and if I like it enough I'll move!

And if the winters are really cold, I'll need someone to keep me warm.

JustErin said:

If a hot dude was saying "Hey! Damn! You're fine as fuck! Great-ass body, too! Let me come over there and talk to you for a bit!"

Some show I was watching said it's a biological thing that men never know when they'll miss an opportunity to spread their genes, or some stuff like that. It went on saying that guys are wired to take any and every opportunity they can.

But who says "yes"??? That's what I want to know!

ZombieKitten said:

I'll give you my top 5:

5 - Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4 - I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.
3 - I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
2 - Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

And the #1 Mutha pickup line is... (drumroll.....)

1 - Wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Goodnight, everybody! And thanks for comin' out!

if a girl "randomly" asked to suck my dick, i would be happy . even if i wouldn't actually let her do it, it's a nice gesture, imo

MuthaFunka said:

I'd rather wait out for hot and not gross personality wise. Hot guys are everywhere, you don't have to just jump on the first one that comes along.
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I hit on women randomly ....at IKea ....cuz that swhere you can get em ...while they hott. and lonely and desprate..i sneak up on them and chances are they ll be happy ...i make them happy....they so lonly.otherwise they wouldnt be shopping there ALONE..so they starved and hungry for some affection ...some luvin,.some thing nasty too...and i askem...what ? your doing here.? such a pretty lady like you ?
you know they likke company.
I drink cooffee with them ,.and askem if they like hotdogs or a burger..aint nutting sexier then eating together.
Ikea is my place whenever I feel likek relaxing unwinding and meeting new peeps..especially femlaes who
kinda lonely ...
better then craigslist for sure.

is it considered "pickin up when all you wanna do is meet someone ?

MuthaFunka said:

WTF?? Mutha, come on! That is SO high school

MuthaFunka said:

You don't really open a conversation with one of these do you? Please say no . . . .