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PrintableVendetta1 said: Ace said: Trust me: there's no pretending involved.  Once upon a time, perhaps, I was lukewarm. These days, I'm cold as the East Coast in January.   At least Quasimodo had that fly hunch goin' for him. 
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Ace said: Vendetta1 said: You could look like Quasimodo and still be hot to me.
At least Quasimodo had that fly hunch goin' for him.
But that's so sweet. Thanks. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Ace said: At least Quasimodo had that fly hunch goin' for him.
But that's so sweet. Thanks.  |
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Ace said: ZombieKitten said: but you were by yourself right? not in a gang of leeries? and you're totally hot so, that's not so strange  By myself? Yes. Totally hot? Not even back then (and I was in my prime!).  maybe not hot in YOUR definition, but those chicks you're picking up seem to think you fit theirs  | |
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CarrieMpls said: MuthaFunka said: Yep. Why? Because there are women out there that fall for a just about any line/approach.  For real? That's CRAZY.Hell yeah! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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luv4u said: Ace said: Off the top of my head, I can remember picking up a chick on a restaurant patio (on Queen Street - the part of it I recommended you check out when you were here).
I was grabbing some lunch and there was a cute girl also grabbing lunch solo at a table across. She was reading a book, I asked her what it was and had her number inside of 15 mins. Not bragging, just saying it's entirely possible. Slick show off  My Hall of Fame speed-pickup was that chick who's now on CSI: 
Nothing ever came of it, but I've recounted that story several times here. Those times I was bragging! 
P.S. This chick is way-cool. Nice to see her career seems to be taking off! | |
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Vendetta1 said: Ace said: At least Quasimodo had that fly hunch goin' for him.
But that's so sweet. Thanks. I have a hard time even putting out for myself now. | |
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I've never picked up ANYBODY | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ace said: By myself? Yes. Totally hot? Not even back then (and I was in my prime!). maybe not hot in YOUR definition, but those chicks you're picking up seem to think you fit theirs You don't have to be a great physical specimen to pick up. And that should read, "those chicks you were picking up". | |
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ZombieKitten said: I've never picked up ANYBODY
That's 'cause you're married. If you weren't and you wanted to, you'd have no problem. | |
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Actually, most women are usually picked up by a pick up line and don't even know it - including a lot of women HERE.  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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Ace said: ZombieKitten said: I've never picked up ANYBODY
That's 'cause you're married. If you weren't and you wanted to, you'd have no problem. Until 1998 I WASN'T married!  | |
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MuthaFunka said: Actually, most women are usually picked up by a pick up line and don't even know it - including a lot of women HERE.
tell me one! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ace said: That's 'cause you're married. If you weren't and you wanted to, you'd have no problem. Until 1998 I WASN'T married! Well, then maybe you were too shy. | |
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Ace said: ZombieKitten said: maybe not hot in YOUR definition, but those chicks you're picking up seem to think you fit theirs You don't have to be a great physical specimen to pick up. And that should read, "those chicks you were picking up". my definition of hot doesn't equal chippendale  | |
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Ace said: ZombieKitten said: Until 1998 I WASN'T married! Well, then maybe you were too shy.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ace said: You don't have to be a great physical specimen to pick up. And that should read, "those chicks you were picking up". my definition of hot doesn't equal chippendale I wasn't referring to being a muscle-head. What I meant was You don't have to be terrific looking. | |
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Ace said: ZombieKitten said: my definition of hot doesn't equal chippendale I wasn't referring to being a muscle-head. What I meant was You don't have to be terrific looking. we aren't disagreeing here so you will accept that you are hot then? | |
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ZombieKitten said: MuthaFunka said: Actually, most women are usually picked up by a pick up line and don't even know it - including a lot of women HERE.
tell me one! I'll give you my top 5: 5 - Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4 - I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 3 - I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 2 - Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. And the #1 Mutha pickup line is... (drumroll.....) 1 - Wanna play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. Goodnight, everybody! And thanks for comin' out!  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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ZombieKitten said: MuthaFunka said:
Actually, most women are usually picked up by a pick up line and don't even know it - including a lot of women HERE.
tell me one! Actually a good pick up artist will have an opener ready to use on an unsuspecting hot babe he wants to pick up. Not some corny line like "Hey baby, do you use Windex to clean your pants, because I can see myself in them" or "Nice legs. What time do they open?" but usually something open-ended that will draw the woman's attention and have her answer a question, like "My sister just got a new puppy and wants to name it after Duran Duran. What do you think?" The idea is to engage the hot babe in conversation and build rapport with her so she will feel comfortable around that person attempting to pick her up. The problem is that most guys get too nervous around really hot women and fumble on their delivery, and women can sense a desperate man really easily and are immediately turned off by them. Now in your case, I would probably mention something about robots and ask you what was your favorite robot movie. You might say Wall-E or Transformers, but I would say I liked Robocop or Westworld more and then engage you in a conversation about robot movies. If I had developed enough rapport with you, I'd ask for your email address or have you punch in your phone number on my cell phone, but then you'd have to tell me how your Master would not approve of that.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Or is it just about the attention?
Or what is it? Twice yesterday I was hit on randomly. Once on the bus by a guy who I listened to tell his friends that he all he had planned for the day was checking out the mini skirts wherever they were going ( ). As I was about to get off the bus he complimented my hair (to which I replied "thanks") and then asked if he could come BBQ with me. I smiled and said "no" and he honestly looked all shocked and offended that that was my response. What kind of response was he expecting?
Then when I was leaving my friend's place, some neighbors were hanging on their front stoop across the street from where I was walking and started yelling across the street to me. "Hey, I love your hair. And your sunglasses..." and there were a couple of them all yelling things and it went on and on until "Hey! Where are you going?" 
Why can't people just leave well enough alone? yeah a lot of guys are like that....  I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Ace said: luv4u said: Slick show off My Hall of Fame speed-pickup was that chick who's now on CSI:
Nothing ever came of it, but I've recounted that story several times here. Those times I was bragging!
P.S. This chick is way-cool. Nice to see her career seems to be taking off! Very nice 
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moderator728huey said: ZombieKitten said:
MuthaFunka said:
tell me one! Actually a good pick up artist will have an opener ready to use on an unsuspecting hot babe he wants to pick up. Not some corny line like "Hey baby, do you use Windex to clean your pants, because I can see myself in them" or "Nice legs. What time do they open?" but usually something open-ended that will draw the woman's attention and have her answer a question, like "My sister just got a new puppy and wants to name it after Duran Duran. What do you think?" The idea is to engage the hot babe in conversation and build rapport with her so she will feel comfortable around that person attempting to pick her up. The problem is that most guys get too nervous around really hot women and fumble on their delivery, and women can sense a desperate man really easily and are immediately turned off by them. Now in your case, I would probably mention something about robots and ask you what was your favorite robot movie. You might say Wall-E or Transformers, but I would say I liked Robocop or Westworld more and then engage you in a conversation about robot movies. If I had developed enough rapport with you, I'd ask for your email address or have you punch in your phone number on my cell phone, but then you'd have to tell me how your Master would not approve of that. Hey, hey, hey! Speak for yourself, buddy!nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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ZombieKitten said: Ace said: I wasn't referring to being a muscle-head. What I meant was You don't have to be terrific looking. we aren't disagreeing here so you will accept that you are hot then?Not now, no. But I'm fine with it.  | |
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728huey said: ZombieKitten said:
MuthaFunka said:
tell me one! Actually a good pick up artist will have an opener ready to use on an unsuspecting hot babe he wants to pick up. Not some corny line like "Hey baby, do you use Windex to clean your pants, because I can see myself in them" or "Nice legs. What time do they open?" but usually something open-ended that will draw the woman's attention and have her answer a question, like "My sister just got a new puppy and wants to name it after Duran Duran. What do you think?" The idea is to engage the hot babe in conversation and build rapport with her so she will feel comfortable around that person attempting to pick her up. The problem is that most guys get too nervous around really hot women and fumble on their delivery, and women can sense a desperate man really easily and are immediately turned off by them. Now in your case, I would probably mention something about robots and ask you what was your favorite robot movie. You might say Wall-E or Transformers, but I would say I liked Robocop or Westworld more and then engage you in a conversation about robot movies. If I had developed enough rapport with you, I'd ask for your email address or have you punch in your phone number on my cell phone, but then you'd have to tell me how your Master would not approve of that. but how do you KNOW I like robots just from looking at me in a bar? 
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MuthaFunka said: 728huey said: ZombieKitten said:
Actually a good pick up artist will have an opener ready to use on an unsuspecting hot babe he wants to pick up. Not some corny line like "Hey baby, do you use Windex to clean your pants, because I can see myself in them" or "Nice legs. What time do they open?" but usually something open-ended that will draw the woman's attention and have her answer a question, like "My sister just got a new puppy and wants to name it after Duran Duran. What do you think?" The idea is to engage the hot babe in conversation and build rapport with her so she will feel comfortable around that person attempting to pick her up. The problem is that most guys get too nervous around really hot women and fumble on their delivery, and women can sense a desperate man really easily and are immediately turned off by them. Now in your case, I would probably mention something about robots and ask you what was your favorite robot movie. You might say Wall-E or Transformers, but I would say I liked Robocop or Westworld more and then engage you in a conversation about robot movies. If I had developed enough rapport with you, I'd ask for your email address or have you punch in your phone number on my cell phone, but then you'd have to tell me how your Master would not approve of that. Hey, hey, hey! Speak for yourself, buddy! I was waiting for that! | |
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ZombieKitten said: 728huey said:
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MuthaFunka said: Actually, most women are usually picked up by a pick up line and don't even know it - including a lot of women HERE.
tell me one! but how do you KNOW I like robots just from looking at me in a bar? I was referring to the reference about the ladies on the Org falling for pick up lines. In this case, one can lurk here on the Org and see your enthusiasm for robotic objects. | |
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728huey said: ZombieKitten said:
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but how do you KNOW I like robots just from looking at me in a bar? I was referring to the reference about the ladies on the Org falling for pick up lines. In this case, one can lurk here on the Org and see your enthusiasm for robotic objects. silly me  | |
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well, hey, you never get anywhere unless you try. not my style, but i can understand it. | |
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ZombieKitten said: MuthaFunka said: Hey, hey, hey! Speak for yourself, buddy! I was waiting for that! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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