Now some of yall know that _Im a laid back and chill person butt once in a while even player s need advice yuo know ? so here s the situashion..got this hottt chikc ...an d i mean REAL hott chick coming over in a couple of hours and we cool and all good and fine butt my place looks a mess. those fucking shifts kinda messed up my sleepin g habits and now this place dont look sexy no more .sure i got the sented candels and the insense sticks afrodesia butt it aint about the smell its about the visual feel y ou know ? i just took the trash out .. dishes..laundry.vaccuumed ..fresh sheets. b
butt my lovecage still looks a hott mess..sure i could just cum across likke a mawfucka just dont care cuz im cool likke that and show no shame and no fear cuz aint nuttin sexier than a mawfa with some self esteam.butt then agian . she choosy ..dont nobody like a messy home.


so how do yall tidy up real fastt? I about to slow down on the mj now and start doing something..time is running out.

i mean tidy up REAL fast

my placelooks a mess.

yeah that s how Im l ivin haha ha
my place is a bit bigger thuohg ..much mor e space in here and not really greasy dirty...just a chaotic mess ...she gon be here soon i better do something now ha ha ...

This is so funny. I'm staying here for tips.

yall peeps probly live in mansions but i m trying to improvize shitt here

got them orange sentedf candels so i guess it s gon be alright.
I used to put shitt in boxes butt the basements packed with boxes now.

throw everything out the window

DanceWme said:

yeah and make shitt look all minimalistic and artsy fartsy...keep shit mninmal ...ha ha like some japanese designed mansion

that Johnart guy...he real nice and creative.he knows his shitt.for real.he know about living good...making shit look cosy and nice youknow ? he probly knows

I just get everything off the floor (if I have the time )

Cinnie said:

I looked for advice and got directed to my own thread via google

butt then i found this here:

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I have a big storage closet under my staircase. Whenever I'm going to have company over, I'll legitimately try to clean my house and be all organized but when it's getting down to the wire, I start throwing shit in that closet. I try to put it in bags so it won't be so hard to sort out once I finally get around to cleaning the closet out.

DanceWme said:

JuliePurplehead said:

you sound like me!

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JuliePurplehead said:

thats a good idea, put it all in or under something!

DanceWme said:

I was thinking that too.

ZombieKitten said:

RudyIsBackForGood said:

Probably too late, but for future reference what I did once is put down painter's tarp over everything and tell them that I'm painting.

Make sure the largest thing in each room is clean.....

Make the bed

clear off the couch

straighten up the dresser


If the big things look orderly, it will make the whole room seem cleaner

This is extremely practical, but it works if you're
really serious about results....

Unfortunately my house can't be done this way...

truefunksoldier said:

haha hah haa haa ha ha hah
I got that shitt all over the place here ....alll over the place ahha ha ha ha
hha all over the place ...its everywhere...
thanks tho

obsessed said:

the "BEFORE" state of her place looks likke my place "AFTER " some seruous cleaning hahah hah ahh aha ha ha ha

I ususally pretend i'm on Fear Factor and have like 5 minutes to clean and will win a million dollars. I win, but the check, i'm still waiting on.