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Thread started 07/03/09 12:04am

funkpill

A Man Goes Into A Bar And Seats Himself On A Stool

The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,
then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "A dollar." confused

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Reply #1 posted 07/03/09 12:18am

Serious

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Happy Friday everybody grouphug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....

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Reply #2 posted 07/03/09 12:35am

MrsMdiver	Serious said: Happy Friday everybody ! Happy Friday
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Reply #3 posted 07/03/09 1:12am

Serious

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MrsMdiver said:

Serious said:

Happy Friday everybody grouphug

Happy Friday hug

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Reply #4 posted 07/03/09 5:42am

myfavorite

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I love him!...

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti

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Reply #5 posted 07/03/09 7:22am

matthewgrant

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HA!

12/05/2011 guitar

P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! whistle

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Reply #6 posted 07/03/09 7:23am

ThreadBare	Bringin' da noise, bringin' da FUNK!!! Happy Friday. Happy July!!!
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Reply #7 posted 07/03/09 7:59am

MrsGoodnight

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It ain't Friday without one of funk's jokes!

Happy friday all thumbs up!

I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off

C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..

www.KerrysCakes.org.uk

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Reply #8 posted 07/03/09 11:32am

morningsong
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Reply #9 posted 07/03/09 11:33am

muirdo

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I dont get it.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!